Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[007Eleven]

Yikes.

 

[Bogliacci]

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Impressive look at the boglim prehensile lips

mov dont show up on the site!

 

[deadson]

My god, the chat HATES this bitch.

Can't blame them, honestly.

I didn't know who NAL was before this arc and I've only recently started dabbling into cobra lore, but jesus fuck this is reminiscent of OPL's cakefart saga, only worse.

This is actual abuse happening now and Josh legit needs the cops to come save his ass.

Josh has enough people trying to get the cops on him every 5 minutes he streams, it's borderline parasitic.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I wonder if Clint had any idea this would happen down the line, an adult man with no impulse control for anything, being desperate enough to let himself get trapped by literal sex with a witch bpd and no redeaming qualities.

Man doesn't give a fuck lmao SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU BOY

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Just watching sleep deprivation torture now. Let him rest, you retched harpy.

 

[Slim Boglim]

mov dont show up on the site!

Damn me and my mobile retardation. Ah well. Here’s a funny screenshot instead.

“these edibles ain’t shit”
10 minutes later:

 

[lurkin]

Ive heard of 'never stick your dick in crazy' before but Ive never seen 'sticking your dick, balls, a digit and foot in bi-polar'.
This bish is gonna rob cobes of his youtoobz plak.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

The way she aggressively pushes her hag-talons into his face makes me extremely uncomfortable.

And after sucking all of his remaining energy from him through her Baba-Yaga hooks, our BOY is deceased

 

[Mushroom King]

This is practically an Insane Clown Posse album cover.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Someone needs to make an edit of this muted portion in the style of an old silent movie and add their own dialogue.

 

[mako]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What a world we live in when Josh is the attractive one in the relationship.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Everyone saying NAL slipped him something but I think the truth is much simpler: He's had to be on for a tweaker for 5-6 days now. He's just fucking tired.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

What a world we live in when Josh is the attractive one in the relationship.

And the more likable one too

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He's about to pass out at this point

 

[Leaded Gasoline]

i wish this shit had audio

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

"Maybe if I pray for once, God will make her dissapear"

edit: Nevermind homeboy was slowly reaching for a tit.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

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i wish this shit had audio

Treating him like a literal infant

 

[007Eleven]

"YOU CANT MUTE AN AUTUSTIC ITS ILLEGAL"

Also Cobra viewers can't go five seconds without threatening to call the police.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Treating him like a literal infant

She’s been talking down to him, belittling him, and calling him names, but then say “nice” things about him. I guess she’s using the hot and cold method on him. Make him feel like shit then say nice things to get him back on your side. It breaks his confidence and make him more emotionally dependent on here. I really hope this isn’t the issue