Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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NAL should not be given knives or any weapon for that matter she is tripping/insane she could end up killing Josh!
Unfortunately that can be anything. This regard has tried opening can foods with knives, scooping ice cream out of pints with a bowie knife, should have died from his mead making rigs probably every time he's made the shit, ect. Anything in his possession is a weapon of unimaginable self destruction for the terrible uncoordinated Boglim.
 
A final observation for the night. After watching NAL for a while on mute, I really focused on her hideous chompers. She literally has a snaggletoothed grin. Combined with her fucked up glassy cross-eyed gaze, the jowly sag of her face generally, and that gigantic nose, she really does look like a witch. Despite how weird Josh can look at times, she is worse.

Literally gross to look at.
There is a reason I call her a hag. Someone earlier in the thread posted Auntie Ethel from BG3 in her true form.
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The difference is the actual hag has far more charm then NAL does by a long shot. I look forward to see what happens in the next couple of days. Prayin for our boy.
 
I'm not sure if this is known, or if it's new, but someone has been posting links to some sextape this piss witch made.

So... this the guy, "mark?", that she fucks for weed/rides? It's not ftw blue god. WAY too old. An honest to gawd genuine boomer consarnit. I noted out before it even made it to her lips. It's crazy/hilarious/terrifying that even with a cock in her fetid gob she STILL won't shut the fuck up. That may be her worst quality out of so many strong contenders. I could not EXIST in her fucking vicinity with that inane pointless vapid rambling. She needs a shock color. A shock collar and body length chastity belt/suit. Modeled on an iron maiden with electrodes instead of spikes. Or maybe spikes that are electrodes. At least that iron mask thing Leo used to wear in France. Dunk her head in super glue then jam a straw between her lips. A space suit helmet with 3" glass. An ice pick to jam into my own ear drums. Whatev.

NAL is a character that crawled straight out of a Bukowski novel. A vile, wretched, whore of a woman with no soul, whose only purpose in life is to put a man behind bars for killing her.
Even the wife Burroughs shot in the face and killed was less foul. The one who fucked Karouac and tried to fuck Ginsberg's NAMBLA promoting ass.

I'd like to think that as soon as the hangover kicked in Bukowski would serve her a cool left hook before her inevitable defenestration.
 
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Succubus. This is the angel he's looking for. Praise Satan.
Nah normally the trade off with a succubus is that they drain your life force but are utterly gorgeous so you feel like its a fair trade. She's like a swamp witch interested in harvesting boglim seed like its any other ingredient, toad eye, dog tongues, childs skull etc for her cauldron for nefarious ends.
 
Nah normally the trade off with a succubus is that they drain your life force but are utterly gorgeous so you feel like its a fair trade. She's like a swamp witch interested in harvesting boglim seed like its any other ingredient, toad eye, dog tongues, childs skull etc for her cauldron for nefarious ends.
His standards are so low, the fact she'll let him fuck him, is "gorgeous" enough for him. Rose colored glasses are a thing.
 
There is a reason I call her a hag. Someone earlier in the thread posted Auntie Ethel from BG3 in her true form.
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The difference is the actual hag has far more charm then NAL does by a long shot. I look forward to see what happens in the next couple of days. Prayin for our boy.
The complete lack of charm is part of her hag method, not only is she eating Cobra's soul she's causing the pain and suffering of 4000 live viewers live on stream. NAL mogs Ethyl in terms of life ruination ability. Our boy is in a lot of trouble.

She's also from Virginia, which is the retard capitol of the world. If the timeline was just a little different she could have ended up hagging Chris Chan or Ralph. Bossman's standards are probably too high though.
 
Man what a fucking stream we had today.

The best part about all of this is how much Jessica works the Redditors into a seething shoot. I've never seen them so angry before. Her muting the stream and covering the camera has them frothing at the mouth. I fear that if Jessica doesn't get our boy the Reddit/TikTok trolls will.
 
Man what a fucking stream we had today.

The best part about all of this is how much Jessica works the Redditors into a seething shoot. I've never seen them so angry before. Her muting the stream and covering the camera has them frothing at the mouth. I fear that if Jessica doesn't get our boy the Reddit/TikTok trolls will.
She lost her channel after gaining 5k subs in 2 months I'm pretty sure anything she did today is pure cope
 
She makes the live streams unwatchable.

I usually have any Cobes Content just playing in the background. Now if she’s not tard dancing or ranting it’s on mute with the screen covered. I don’t wanna spend 20 minutes watching a receipt.

She’s oddly openly hostile to everyone and anything associated with his audience to. Cobes is delusional enough some people are there for pearls o’ wisdom or his amazing vocal skills. This bitch just holds us all in contempt, even those sending free food thats not been fucked up.
 
The problem stems from Jessica love bombing Cobra every 5 minutes. Whenever he has a “God i’m so done with this bitch” thought, she climbs on him and jams her tongue down his throat and those thoughts vanish like a fart in the wind. It’s going to be a very different scenario when she’s gone and she’s unable to do that, he’s gunna start walking shit back.

The Piss Witch of Virginia is temporary. King Cobra is forever, Cobros. Praise Cobratin.
 
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