Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Star Spangled Bogger]

God, imagine being stuck next to this creature on a plane. Like you saw her screaming obscenities into her phone while waiting at the terminal only to find out her seat was right next to yours.

I would absolutely refuse to sit next to someone like that on a plane. It's making me angry just thinking about it.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Well if I ever play DnD I know what I'm naming my orc barbarian.

Gourgus, Nighr of Asome Barreto.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sometimes I wonder if Clint is too much of a naive bleeding heart to see when trashy people are taking advantage of his BOY. He mentioned in his reddit posts from years ago that one time Cobes had a bunch of homeless people sleeping in his apartment and got in trouble with his landlord for that. Most normal people would see the inherent danger doing something like that poses but Clint seems to think it's just an act of charity from his son.

 

[ColombianGhost]

King cobras rarely inject their venom.

The dry spell was broken. The hag has left. The channel is standing. Get fucked, Reddit

He is getting more powerful than ever, maybe Josh is in the path of becomig sorcerer suoreme after all

Sometimes I wonder if Clint is too much of a naive bleeding heart to see when trashy people are taking advantage of his BOY. He mentioned in his reddit posts from years ago that one time Cobes had a bunch of homeless people sleeping in his apartment and got in trouble with his landlord for that. Most normal people would see the inherent danger doing something like that poses but Clint seems to think it's just an act of charity from his son.

Is kinda hard to guess what Clint really feels about most things, he seems like like a reallu deceitful guy

 

[UncommonParlence]

New Snake bones

You know what PISSED ME OFF when I was watching this episode?! When it ended. I was still grooving.

This was a classic. Had that good Chauncey/Seizure content and all those Cobra malapropisms. That shit is funny.

I never get tired of hearing Josh try to speak and fail. Especially when he's waxing philosophic or is just drunk enough to become professor Cobes.

Extra points if he pontificates using his pipe(full of snipe tobacco) for emphasis when underscoring his points.

I prefer this format to the sundry clip channel clones churning out the same regurgitated drivel.

That being said I do greatly ppreciate bogchron keeping me abreast of the current goings on. I find it impossible to sit through many of his streams these days(especially with cum dumpsterella).

I know you're here seizure... watching. I just want to say... how long have you had this topic in your pocket, BOY!?

It was worth waiting for. It made for a real good show. No dead time. Chock full of smoky goodness. I didn't hate it.

Ps were there any cobrisms that didn't make the final cut?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Slim Boglim]

So how many times did Cobes and Jessica see Angie for pills?

There’s zero evidence outside redditards overactive imagination that Cobes gets pills from Angie and Walt.

Also, Cobes is apparently suspended for two months just for everybodies info here. The dry spell ending saga came at a cost no doubt in no small part thanks to fuckfaces reporting every stream

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Also, Cobes is apparently suspended for two months just for everybodies info here. The dry spell ending saga came at a cost no doubt in no small part thanks to fuckfaces reporting every stream

Are you sure it's two months? I've read it was a week.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Bitch is heading back home with a tummy full of that genetic mountain dew. Cobra is fucked. She's gonna baby trap him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Are you sure it's two months? I've read it was a week.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see if he confirms it himself but I trust my source. Though who knows they might be fucking with me

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Bitch is heading back home with a tummy full of that genetic mountain dew. Cobra is fucked. She's gonna baby trap him.

yeah that looks to be the case. the fact that it seems like the second she got there all she did was try to fuck him constantly proves that much. she is most likely hoping she ends up with a little cobra that way he will be forced to marry her and take care of her forever.

i just find it weird that cobes is not rebelling nearly as much as one might expect it makes me wonder if this is partly because he still feels like he is control currently.

in his mind he is the sexy goth bad boy who just ended his dry spell and has a girl who cant keep her hands off of him. as long as that illusion still exists in his mind he will put up with the swamp hag but sooner or later once cobes starts to feel like he is being tied down too much that illusion will be broken and he will grow tired of her i just hope by then its not too late for him.

 

[Slim Boglim]

yeah that looks to be the case. the fact that it seems like the second she got there all she did was try to fuck him constantly proves that much. she is most likely hoping she ends up with a little cobra that way he will be forced to marry her and take care of her forever.

i just find it weird that cobes is not rebelling nearly as much as one might expect it makes me wonder if this is partly because he still feels like he is control currently.

in his mind he is the sexy goth bad boy who just ended his dry spell and has a girl who cant keep her hands off of him. as long as that illusion still exists in his mind he will put up with the swamp hag but sooner or later once cobes starts to feel like he is being tied down too much that illusion will be broken and he will grow tired of her i just hope by then its not too late for him.

At the end of the day pussy is pussy and it has a strange power over men. We're talking about a guy who had 6 years with no contact with any women and no hopes for it until out of nowhere a woman wants him. Make no mistake his "waiting patiently" stuff was truly a cope, I'm certain he never expected to ever have sex again or get a girlfriend he was just desperate to save face and appear like it didn't bother him. He said as much in the infamous Sprite tropical remix review when he laments that he's lonely but he's afraid to put himself out there because he can't talk to girls after facing so much rejection. But then the fact that he doesn't talk to women for fear of rejection just ensures he's lonely. Obviously, he stopped saying that shit and went into full cope mode but it's clear he believed it. The guy is desperately lonely and can't talk to women, even being too afraid to use tinder, and now out of nowhere he's having sex and somebody is showing him affection. There's also the fact that his lack of sex life is a point in his daily harassment from trolls so he feels like having sex proves them wrong. We also have to consider having sex releases all sorts of hormones and other bullshits into your body that affect your emotions. For now, he's riding high in the honeymoon phase, we'll have to see when that ends if he decides to break things off or if he's desperate to not look like a loser or just lose a source of affection. He's unpredictable but I think he'll try to keep this going as long as he can. I can see them breaking it off and getting back together frequently. But y'know, there's an equal chance he'll block, delete, and ignore her if she starts acting cute

 

[ASeabear8952]

How old is NaL? Like 40? Might not have to worry about that she might be an empty egg carton

39. Close.

Barb Chandler was 41 (or 42?) when she gave birth to Christine Weston Chandler. Maybe the stars will align and we'll be blessed with the coming of the Final, Greatest Lolcow to exist.

Barb was 40, nearly the same age. That said, poor autism and FAS baby…

 

[SeizureRobot5000]

I know you're here seizure... watching. I just want to say... how long have you had this topic in your pocket, BOY!?
It was worth waiting for. It made for a real good show. No dead time. Chock full of smoky goodness. I didn't hate it.
Ps were there any cobrisms that didn't make the final cut?

Hail friend, you caught me lurking. The idea of doing Cobraisms (formerly "Cobra and English") was floating around for well over a year but kept getting put on the backburner. As for cobraisms that got cut, there were a few I'd see mentioned that when I'd actually review the vids, it appeared to me that Cobra was being misheard/misquoted. A quick example would be "it's like teasing a dog with a stick," where I could hear Cobra saying "steak." While editing the recording, I got rid of a segment where we talked about Josh saying "cirus dolay" instead of "cirque du soleil." It was just kind of a dud segment and not a particularly interesting cobraism. That's really it though. There's plenty more words we didn't cover that Josh butchers on a regular basis, but who knows, maybe a "what we missed" episode in the future. Really glad people liked it.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

I’m just hoping she’s dried up or Cobra earned his red wings because we really don’t need a baby momma saga. I really doubt the bog could handle something like that, especially with how much he’s expressed he hates children as of late. Circle of protection on Cobes, dood, but either way it’s no skin off my shoes I suppose.

 

[Hennimore]

Why are people saying Josh was banned? I don't see anything anywhere to confirm that.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Hail friend, you caught me lurking. The idea of doing Cobraisms (formerly "Cobra and English") was floating around for well over a year but kept getting put on the backburner. As for cobraisms that got cut, there were a few I'd see mentioned that when I'd actually review the vids, it appeared to me that Cobra was being misheard/misquoted. A quick example would be "it's like teasing a dog with a stick," where I could hear Cobra saying "steak." While editing the recording, I got rid of a segment where we talked about Josh saying "cirus dolay" instead of "cirque du soleil." It was just kind of a dud segment and not a particularly interesting cobraism. That's really it though. There's plenty more words we didn't cover that Josh butchers on a regular basis, but who knows, maybe a "what we missed" episode in the future. Really glad people liked it.

You forgot about "Lukraine" too. But I fuckin loved the video. Made me laugh like a regard so many times.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

i just find it weird that cobes is not rebelling nearly as much as one might expect it makes me wonder if this is partly because he still feels like he is control currently.

in his mind he is the sexy goth bad boy who just ended his dry spell and has a girl who cant keep her hands off of him. as long as that illusion still exists in his mind he will put up with the swamp hag but sooner or later once cobes starts to feel like he is being tied down too much that illusion will be broken and he will grow tired of her i just hope by then its not too late for him.

Cobra's own sense of insecure masculinity is strongly tied to his virgin loser status in highschool, which has just been compounded by the hounding by his trolls and everything with Ellen. Pussy is as much a talisman of manhood to him as it is a thing he actually wants, which I'm sure is why he was feeling so smug about groping the hag on stream. He may get cocky again eventually, but I think for the time being he's going to play out the Al Bundy fantasy with his bipolar fuckpig because the alternative is feeling like a loser little boy again, which is always there under the famous goth youtuber cope.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

genetic mountain dew

Probably the most perfect Cobra video, it's the clip I've used to introduce my eve online friends to Cobra.

Why are people saying Josh was banned? I don't see anything anywhere to confirm that.

Not sure, but Cobra legit has a whole discord full of fans (see: trolls) who play buddy with him and talk to him regularly so it's possible he passed the info along. Considering NAL got her whole channel nuked, and Josh didn't delete the hand job stream for a couple of days it's possible he caught a ban for it. If he didn't, I would be shocked. It's possible he only has a temp ban and it won't show up on his channel, we'll know for sure when he fires up a facebook stream or not. He's honestly lucky that his channel didn't get nuked, he was smart enough to let that crazy bitch stream on her own channel.

 

[TurboNAS]

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