Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Slightly better looking than Jessica, for sure, but still ugly af.

Those eyes scream crazy, but a different kind of crazy than NAL. NAL just has no self-control. This woman has the look of someone who could plan and execute a murder, dismemberment, and disposal.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Not only did he end his dryspell but we have entered a saga where paypigs are crowdfunding dirty disgusting whore’s all expense paid trips to fly over and touch his penis. What the actual fuck is going on

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Not only did he end his dryspell but we have entered a saga where paypigs are crowdfunding dirty disgusting whore’s all expense paid trips to fly over and touch his penis. What the actual fuck is going on

You're just jealous jord is getting some pussy. You wish you had a legion of fangirls flocking to touch you like josh does.

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is going to be good. Cobes is sitting there waiting patiently and is getting (awful hag) pussy left and right. Fuck the troles, fuck sickos and fuck reddit fags. TMDWU.

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[Orkeosaurus]

Not only did he end his dryspell but we have entered a saga where paypigs are crowdfunding dirty disgusting whore’s all expense paid trips to fly over and touch his penis. What the actual fuck is going on

It's like a poster here already said, once a low tier woman claims a low tier man it's a goddamn feeding frenzy. They're like retarded bonobos.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

NAL already knows where you live. Proceed with caution, Jorps.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes has spun shit into gold

He's an ugly, retarded, alcholic, who has no social skills. He literraly sits around drinking all day, huffing duster like a boss, and making slop orders of food that others pay for. He doesn't work or even give a fuck about contributing to society, Hell, he doesn't give a fuck if you wanna give him money or just talk with him, he will ignore you equally.

But somehow this fucking mess of a person is literally having cooz flown to his boglim lair. He's not even paying for it, he just fucks them.

Cobes does indeed win, Trolles

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Oh my lord, I go to sleep and wake up to these developments!

What is Josh going to do? He's going to have to comment and justify his decisions to either accept Jane or keep Jess, or try to play both. I feel sorry for Jessica in a way, but then I remember she put us on mute when Clint arrived and my rage returns, that was unforgivable.

This is going to get very messy. I think Jessica will try to change her flight to get there first. What a time to be alive!

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I hope Josh converts to Islam and marries all of them at once.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Those eyes scream crazy, but a different kind of crazy than NAL. (...) This woman has the look of someone who could plan and execute a murder, dismemberment, and disposal.

Sometimes that shark, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.​

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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Sometimes that shark, she looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, she's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until she bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.​

Oh that's fucking awsome Jawsome.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Is cobra still ghosting NAL? New post from the Jane Doe
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GOFUNDME DONOS WILL BE REFUNDED, PAYPIG GOT HER SOME TICKETS
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oh this is gonna be fun one way or another.

Oh my lord, I go to sleep and wake up to these developments!

What is Josh going to do? He's going to have to comment and justify his decisions to either accept Jane or keep Jess, or try to play both. I feel sorry for Jessica in a way, but then I remember she put us on mute when Clint arrived and my rage returns, that was unforgivable.

This is going to get very messy. I think Jessica will try to change her flight to get there first. What a time to be alive!

jessica has to be furious right now i would not be surprised if she does everything she can to get back to cobes as fast as possible now just so she can wait to attack anybody who dares try and take him from her.

Those eyes scream crazy, but a different kind of crazy than NAL. NAL just has no self-control. This woman has the look of someone who could plan and execute a murder, dismemberment, and disposal.

i dont know if its the filters or what but shes got some pretty soulless eyes. before jessica showed up i would have thought this could just end up being a very elaborate troll attempt but if one woman is insane enough to wanna be around cobra then anything is possible. i will say though filters and crazy demon eyes aside she looks 1000 times better than NAL despite being older. would not be surprised if shes some form of drug addict though just a feeling.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I hope Josh converts to Islam and marries all of them at once.
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fuck warren jeffs

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

I hope Josh converts to Islam and marries all of them at once.
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I can see it now Messica and Jane fighting to the death on a muted stream meanwhile Jord is in a alcoholic coma slowly turning purple while the cops, doordash, and emts bust down his door to take them all away.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

At this rate, Cobes is going to led the next season of the Bachelor

 

[You're MDNWU]

I wanna see the face without some strong filters, lighting, and angle work.

But no matter what, likely still an upgrade from NAL.

Good job, Cobes. You waited patiently and your fan girls are flocking to you.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

At this rate, Cobes is going to led the next season of the Bachelor

i would watch the fuck out of a bachelor type show with cobes. sam hyde needs to ditch the fishtank stuff and move into where the real money is.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I wanna see the face without some strong filters, lighting, and angle work.

Seems to check out.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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Seems to check out.

still an upgrade. but, normally when girls fight its funny because you might be able to see some tits. in this case i hope they fight in full muslim garb with decency based fighting rules.

 

[Big Sneed]

The NAL shit robbed me of all my dopamine and now its happening AGAIN!