Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[AnOminous]

Who knows, maybe they are fans too? The cops treat him well, though the EMT call while he was passed out when NAL streamed with him passed out for 20 minutes apparently were not so friendly, and damaged his front door trying to make entry, according to NAL on a later stream of hers when she returned home.

Probably because there was someone inside who was conscious and should have been taking care of him and should have answered the fucking door and didn't. That shit is on that cardboard box pissing whore. Bitch makes Cobes himself look responsible.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Better not be tslking BOY!

“I would challenge Jessica so save one of her drinking streams when she acts like this and go back and watch it so she can see how she fuckin’ acts”
Not sure if you’re one to be dishing out that advice there, boyo

 

[biggacracka]

Better not be tslking BOY!

“I would challenge Jessica so save one of her drinking streams when she acts like this and go back and watch it so she can see how she fuckin’ acts”
Not sure if you’re one to be dishing out that advice there, boyo

It's the pot calling the kettle regarded

 

[Mushroom King]

Jessica spent the previous 48 hours peeing into a cardboard box with packing peanuts in it and claims, "I pee in the box because there's no plumbing up here." Less than a day later, she does a drama bait drinking alcohol in a shower in a bathing suit stream, knowing it would make people afraid she would self harm or try to kill herself which she later claimed she intended to do. So the great filter in her life forcing her to live like an animal is a small set of stairs. Her parents will wonder why their house smells like a gas station bathroom.

 

[Down From The Champions]

Jessica spent the previous 48 hours peeing into a cardboard box with packing peanuts in it and claims, "I pee in the box because there's no plumbing up here." Less than a day later, she does a drama bait drinking alcohol in a shower in a bathing suit stream, knowing it would make people afraid she would self harm or try to kill herself which she later claimed she intended to do. So the great filter in her life forcing her to live like an animal is a small set of stairs. Her parents will wonder why their house smells like a gas station bathroom.

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She's well known as a suicide baiter.

 

[CowPox]

Without a doubt they know him.

Dispatch gets lit up like a Christmas tree when he streams, getting calls from around the world.

The cops show up and this drunk, clearly mentally handicapped guy in a dog collar wearing rags, rants nonsensically about trolls answers the door.

They undoubtedly get back to the station and joke about the retarded guy with a wand that gets a call once a week or so.

Small town cops around the globe are sitting on a wealth of untapped lolcows and don't know it.

 

[fukkit]

Cobes smugness is growing faster than his gingivitis

Cobra declares victory over Doritos and ends his twelve hour long boycott

you fucking virtue signaling gaslighting assface fuckin woke retard pieces of shit

 

[streets112]

"Jessica if I didn't like you, I wouldn't fuck you and do spontaneous things like buy you pizza."

We need to get cobes writing greeting cards a la Mr. Deeds ASAP

 

[Sicko Hunter]

"Jessica if I didn't like you, I wouldn't fuck you and do spontaneous things like buy you pizza."

We need to get cobes writing greeting cards a la Mr. Deeds ASAP

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your pussy tastes like Wendy's
Fuck sickos too

 

[bonified retard]

 

[hector85]

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probably of me to hope the jessica saga ends with her face down in her bathtub...

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Does he realize he's looping or is he just a passenger in his own mind? He was looping about the gun not being real for at least fifteen minutes before I left.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Does he realize he's looping or is he just a passenger in his own mind? He was looping about the gun not being real for at least fifteen minutes before I left.

I don't think he realizes it at all. I think his autism or wet brain makes him unable to realize when he's saying the same thing on loop.

 

['Ole Dente]

Imagine being Cobra and saying

"Jessica you need to calm down on your drinking because you're passing out doing it. I'm going to show you footage of your drinking so you know how fucking silly you look. Don't get mad at people for calling wellness checks because they just want to know that you're okay, it really breaks my heart to see you this fucked up all the time because you're destroying your own life."

That is actually just fucking hysterical. He's not wrong but come on bud you need to take a gander in the mirror.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

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He's all heart.

 

[Hennimore]

Josh giving lessons to Jessica from high on the mount about the way she acts when drunk while pouring various kinds of alcohol into one glass is the kind of shit I watch Josh for. His unintended comedic timing and lack of self awareness is pure gold.

Even if Josh is too retarded to realize it, he is getting a taste of his own medicine with his relationship with Jessica. He is now having to play the role of the adult because he has finally met his match. It will never click with Josh but watching him essentially have to deal with a version of himself and feel how he makes everyone else in his life feel is as good as it gets in terms of Cobra content. Jessica has now filled the Warlord sized hole in Josh's life.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Your pussy tastes like Wendy's
Fuck sickos too

Roses are red
Moss grows on rocks
I love that you stink
and piss in a box

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Jessica spent the previous 48 hours peeing into a cardboard box with packing peanuts in it and claims, "I pee in the box because there's no plumbing up here." Less than a day later, she does a drama bait drinking alcohol in a shower in a bathing suit stream, knowing it would make people afraid she would self harm or try to kill herself which she later claimed she intended to do. So the great filter in her life forcing her to live like an animal is a small set of stairs. Her parents will wonder why their house smells like a gas station bathroom.

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while i am sure the answer is just that she is a lazy drunk part of me wonders if the actual reason she refuses to just walk down a small set of stairs to use the bathroom is because she wont make it in time because shes had so many UTI's that she just pisses herself now. lord knows what fungus is growing down there now that the bog spores have also been introduced to the mix.

 

[dramamine]

how many times do you think she pissed herself while in the bathtub

 

[Garth]

I'm sorry guys.

There's no need to apologize. Those were the days. They are gone. Long gone. I pop back in to shitpost, but even this thread sounds like him: pissing and moaning about the troles. Waxing superior about pet ownership. Whining about the lack of content. The requisite monthly appeal to the Clunt, etc. There's still a couple good posters in here, but there's a lot of fresh meat faggots who are likely reddit stowaways shitting up the thread and looping just as often as Cobes. The Boglim Sphere is and has been in orbital decay since The Eviction. The magic of the Boglim all but died that day. TMDWU.