Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Incel Death Note]

I simply watch with the understanding he's going to die a painful death and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it

Some things are more important than death

 

[Bixby Snyder]

He's bascially the homeless man on the street corner ranting and acting out. It's funny as fuck and you may even give him a few dollars for the entertainment. But then you see him getting handfuls of cash in a few minutes, scurry off to get his fix, and then pop-up on the street corner again fucked up and getting more cash.

I think it's fair to be annoyed by Cobes' antics. If you start hating him and wishing ill will, than you need a break. Take a few steps back, look at how your getting annoyed at a retarded autistic man in his thirties - who well, is being a retarded autisic man in his thirties.

 

[Hennimore]

He doesn't bother me I simply watch with the understanding he's going to die a painful death and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it and instead of feeling sorry for him so I can claim moral superiority I point and laugh at the retard who is going to die.

Bothered is the one word I would say accurately describes you right now.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

As dumb as Cobra is, he's not wrong about your ability not to watch him if he pisses you off so much. And if just knowing he exists is what bothers you, well then I have bad news, because there are plenty more people who are as much or more of a drain on society as he is, and they don't even dance for change like he does.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

As dumb as Cobra is, he's not wrong about your ability not to watch him if he pisses you off so much. And if just knowing he exists is what bothers you, well then I have bad news, because there are plenty more people who are as much or more of a drain on society as he is, and they don't even dance for change like he does.

He's even tame compared to a lot of others you'll see around here. Bossmanjack is about as close as it gets in terms of goofy but harmless NEETs coasting through a shitty life of grifting off others.

He hasn't had incestuous sex with his senile mother, isn't a shit-eating tranny or zoophile, hasn't molested any children and does not to my knowledge draw comics of baby Smurfs being tortured.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

There are definitely people who are jealous of him because he makes money doing nothing. However I'd wager most people here are deluding themselves and acting like they are holier than thou when the reality is if you watch this dude for any length of time and don't want to see him get his ass kicked and are indifferent to him suffering/dying then what are you doing?

Josh doesn't harm anyone, except for being a irresponsible pet owner. I cannot understand why anyone would want to see his ass kicked. Hasn't he suffered enough due to his unfortunate genetics?

It's ridiculous the amount of money he gets, but that's on the fools giving money to him for who knows why.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

... and does not to my knowledge draw comics of baby Smurfs being tortured.

Wait, who draws smurf torture comics?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wait, who draws smurf torture comics?

Blue Moon Nursery/SmurfInHand

 

[rexxon_tillerson]

josh complaining about not getting his garlic butter.

i looked up the recipe, its literally garlic and butter combined together.

 

[James done did it]

There are definitely people who are jealous of him because he makes money doing nothing. However I'd wager most people here are deluding themselves and acting like they are holier than thou when the reality is if you watch this dude for any length of time and don't want to see him get his ass kicked and are indifferent to him suffering/dying then what are you doing?

You feel sorry for josh but you also enjoy watching him make a fool of himself and you tell yourself because you don't want to actually see him die its OK? Josh is almost a literal net loss on humanity the only type of person lower than him is Jessica.

I know for a fact there are people who are just butthurt he gets money easily or even because he ended his dry spell and they can't but I think alot of people just watched for long enough they realized josh is a piece of shit who deserves every bad thing that happens to him.

Cobes is one of the least bad cows on this site and probably better than the average person in America. As far as I know he hasn't raped anyone, jerked off to kids, groomed kids, has no extremely weird sexual fetish he wants to share with people. I'm not balls deep in the cobra lore but as far as I know he's just weird, gross and retarded, and puts his weird/gross/retarded self on display. His relationship with the bogwitch is repulsive but he's not raping kids. I don't really care that he's a social parasite because that's over half of the population at this point.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I know for a fact there are people who are just butthurt he gets money easily or even because he ended his dry spell and they can't but I think alot of people just watched for long enough they realized josh is a piece of shit who deserves every bad thing that happens to him.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I ordered two cups of garlic butter. I did not receive said cups of garlic butter. Sorry Little Caeser's Pizza but you missed it on this one. You might call it the Yikes of March. Where is my garlic butter? I ordered it and yet there is no garlic butter. Lookin' at you, Little Caesars. Get it together. I've had your Italian cheesybread it's delicious. You can't keep up that professionalism? I'm not mad Little Caesars, I'm disappointed. I filed a compaint with DoorDash. I ordered two cups of garlic butter.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

This has to be one of the top 10 jord thumbnails. I'm really digging this new HD camera angle.

 

[AnOminous]

josh complaining about not getting his garlic butter.

i looked up the recipe, its literally garlic and butter combined together.

I dunno, I routinely make my own garlic butter by just melting some butter and squeezing some garlic in with a garlic press, but if I'm ordering some shitty Papa John's pizza, that's obviously not the mood I'm in that night and if I ask for some fucking Jewed-out garlic butter in a cup, I expect to receive it.

Also that shit isn't even garlic butter, the main ingredient in it is fucking SOYBEAN OIL.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Cobra isn't smart, but he is right about one thing: he rules the trolls' lives.

It's telling that their concept of punching up is Cobes.

 

[Mushroom King]

Nostradamus here : The peach mango habanero mead with the broken cap and lowest % adhesive painter's tape makes them both ill. Is the airlock supposed to be bile yellow?

 

[Whatisgoingon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqB1tRuh1Zw

Did anyone else notice the letter drawn in crayon from Jessica on his fridge in the background? Did she actually mail him something that looks like a 5 year old wrote it? And he hung it on the fridge like a proud parent.

 

[Ponzo]

He doesn't bother me I simply watch with the understanding he's going to die a painful death and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it and instead of feeling sorry for him so I can claim moral superiority I point and laugh at the retard who is going to die.

Is claiming moral superiority over a literal doctor certified autistic retard with aspergers your biggest life achievement?

josh complaining about not getting his garlic butter.

i looked up the recipe, its literally garlic and butter combined together.

Does Joshy look like someone who has non-processed ingredients at home?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'm brand new to reading this thread and I am echoing everyone else who likes the boy. He's like a goth fan-fiction version of The Dude from The Big Lebowski.

And this thread is downright wholesome.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Why is one of his middle fingers bandaged? Is it still the cat bite? Can't be.