Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Sicko Hunter said:
This has to be the fattest Cobes has ever been in his life
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Molly Millions said:
She is going somewhere to buy internet. At 1 am. In Casper, Wyoming.

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Wait she is paying for phone data like this? Does Josh not have wifi? She is paying to stream to youtube? What the fuck at least half her streams are dead air and her just staring at the phone screaming at chat. She is seriously on some ghetto pay as you go plan for internet and is doing it to stream for clout.

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Why does she need to buy data? She can't just use his wi-fi? LOL will he not give her the wifi password?
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e: Yeah she's saying she can't use his wifi but didn't say why
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Maybe Josh doesn’t want her streaming really and thinks if she runs out she will stop. That or he has some stupid low data cap.
 
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Xenomorph said:
I dont give a fuck if that screeching harpy wants to be "loved" that thing is vile and I swear she radiates evil. She has no redeemable qualities and is far past any sort of redemption in any way. I'm not even trying to be funny here, there is something very off about her and not just typical crazy shit but dark and sinister shit. She is legit terrifying and I mean that. She looks like that poor girl Anneleise Michel who they exorcised to death at the end but Jessica actually IS a demon.
She elicits a primal reaction like when an animal senses a predator nearby and either sticks round to fight or fucks right off. I truly in my heart believe she could kill someone if given the chance and would not feel a thing besides needing to stream it from the bathroom.
Jessica, to me is a feral creature with it's leg caught in a bear trap.
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shes a leech pure and simple. shes the type of person to take everything they can from you and then leave you to die. her interests lie entirely in herself and nothing else. she kind of reminds me of those young women who will marry super old rich guys hoping that when they die the guy will give them all their money. just pure greed and envy made into a person.
Fig said:
NAL must have some kind of humiliation fetish, or her daddy abused her so bad that Josh seems like a good man by comparison
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its not even that. its more so josh is the best she can get. no other guy would even dare look in her direction and even if they did they would run the second she showed her true colors. josh is drunk or high or both most of the time and he mainly just sits at home. shes praying he stays that way but the second she does something to trigger his ODD shes going to have a bad time.
 
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I really hate this chapter in the Josh saga, not gonna lie.

She's just elaborated why she doesn't like putting tampons up her cunt.

She's vile on a whole nother level, and I don't like it.
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Yeah we should go back to Josh repeating the same gender relations rants for hours on end. Screw anything new happening, I want to hear about double standards and body shaming for the millionth time.
 
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I don't feel bad for Cobra. I don't know what some of you guys expect to happen. He's never gonna get a normal girl, and I don't know why you'd want him to. The last girl he was with (Summer?) he gave a throat infection too.

I think two defective people can still help each other make it through life.

If I'm being optimistic, I think Jessica will calm down a bit after the novelty of the relationship wears off
 
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Heydrich said:
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I really hate this chapter in the Josh saga, not gonna lie.

She's just elaborated why she doesn't like putting tampons up her cunt.

She's vile on a whole nother level, and I don't like it.
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Imagine walking in public with bloodstains dripping from beneath. Those who walk in the vicinity would puke at the sight and smell of that.
 
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A lot of info in the latest NAL stream:
  • People approached them in Walmart to ask "Are you Jessica?".
  • Car was following them on the Walmart trip.
  • Cobes has $317 in his PayPal account.
  • Cobes paid $153 for dinner at Dsasumo.
  • "Fan girls" approached them at the restaurant. I don't believe it.
  • NAL sucking his fingers on stream.
Hoo boy.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yeah we should go back to Josh repeating the same gender relations rants for hours on end. Screw anything new happening, I want to hear about double standards and body shaming for the millionth time.
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The point was to wait and hope he got some stimulation from getting to 100k, maybe that would've gotten him out of the house, or at least just more streams.
Watching a worn-out sea hag suck on his fingers and give delusional sex advice for the n°th time is getting just as boring.
 
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That was amazing, waiting to see which comment in chat would be the one to eventually set off the fight.

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There is some sort of metaphor for it all to be found.
Maybe it’s like Volatile Drunk Couple Jenga… which comment said by one of them in the back and forth will be the final seemingly inconspicuous aside that topples the evening and the unstoppable chaos ensues.

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I thought it was about to kick off when chat kept prodding about Cobes‘ fondness of Eugenia Cooney, then there have been a few more wobbles.

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Ahhh, they’ve spilled booze on his phone and he’s freaking the fuck out and she is playing creepily calm, all while his comedy Christmas album plays in the background.
 
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LonelyEggRoll said:
That was amazing, waiting to see which comment in chat would be the one to eventually set off the fight.

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There is some sort of metaphor for it all to be found.
Maybe it’s like Volatile Drunk Couple Jenga… which comment said by one of them in the back and forth will be the final seemingly inconspicuous aside that topples the evening and the unstoppable chaos ensues.

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I thought it was about to kick off when chat kept prodding about Cobes‘ fondness of Eugenia Cooney, then there have been a few more wobbles.

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Ahhh, they’ve spilled booze on his phone and he’s freaking the fuck out and she is playing creepily calm, all while his comedy Christmas album plays in the background.
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