Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Star Spangled Bogger said:
"Fan girls" approached them at the restaurant. I don't believe it.
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I do. Our boy is sitting on his ass and has women fly from another state to suck his diseased cock. A couple of years ago, I would’ve laughed at the idea, but now I think social media has rotten people’s brains so much that they’ll fuck a crusty drunk if it gives them their 15 minutes of fame.

People do so much worse for views. They literally commit crimes to go viral. In the grand scheme of things, fucking Josh wouldn’t even be anywhere near the worst thing desperate hoes did for internet attention.
 
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LonelyEggRoll said:
That was amazing, waiting to see which comment in chat would be the one to eventually set off the fight.

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There is some sort of metaphor for it all to be found.
Maybe it’s like Volatile Drunk Couple Jenga… which comment said by one of them in the back and forth will be the final seemingly inconspicuous aside that topples the evening and the unstoppable chaos ensues.

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I thought it was about to kick off when chat kept prodding about Cobes‘ fondness of Eugenia Cooney, then there have been a few more wobbles.

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Ahhh, they’ve spilled booze on his phone and he’s freaking the fuck out and she is playing creepily calm, all while his comedy Christmas album plays in the background.
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How the fuck does she out gross gothie, a literal toothless meth head?!
 
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.T.N.U.C said:
Did NALs speech always sound this similar to Jawshees?
I thought I noticed it did when she arrived this 2nd time, and the most recent clips even more so.
Intentional, accidental or am I hearing shit?
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Some folk just naturally adapt to the pace and tone of people they are socialising with. Like people who are impervious to picking up accents and those who take a week long trip to bongland and come back all loicence and shit.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Some folk just naturally adapt to the pace and tone of people they are socialising with. Like people who are impervious to picking up accents and those who take a week long trip to bongland and come back all loicence and shit.
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At first I thought she was intentionally doing it as a manipulation technique but I think I'm giving her too much credit. I don't (want to) watch her streams and have no idea about similarities and differences between her and cobes regional burgerland accents. It is what it is, toobs.
 
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.T.N.U.C said:
At first I thought she was intentionally doing it as a manipulation technique but I think I'm giving her too much credit. I don't (want to) watch her streams and have no idea about similarities and differences between her and cobes regional burgerland accents. It is what it is, toobs.
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People with genuine article mental health in the way NAL has have a tendency to make them look much smarter than they really are. My best friend of 6 years recently got baby-trapped by a former stripper living in a car with 2 cats has known this woman for exactly the amount of time it takes to have a baby. From the outside looking in, she looks like she might be female Andrew Tate but in the end, she's just had a tremendous amount of experience manipulating people and she doesn't realize what she's doing. It just comes naturally and appears enlightened to a person who's brain can't even broach the idea that someone would live like NAL, always screaming and deflecting even with her parents at 40, and accidentally hone an arguably decent survival instinct of screaming and throwing tantrums so often that the people around her are too tired to try to actually help her. My bro is the exact same way, he wants to change shit but the constant arguing and spousal abuse keep him too tired to fix his life or see his friends, it's exactly what she wanted from the beginning, cut off his friends and family so all he has is endless arguments. Have you guys not felt a bit of a push against the fans? She's actively trying to wedge her pudgy 50 year old Dave's Double pussy between us and Jawshee. It looks like she's doing this on purpose and it's all planned, but it's not. She's just doing what she thinks will precipitate a roof over her head.
 
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Captain Ahab said:
I do. Our boy is sitting on his ass and has women fly from another state to suck his diseased cock. A couple of years ago, I would’ve laughed at the idea, but now I think social media has rotten people’s brains so much that they’ll fuck a crusty drunk if it gives them their 15 minutes of fame.

People do so much worse for views. They literally commit crimes to go viral. In the grand scheme of things, fucking Josh wouldn’t even be anywhere near the worst thing desperate hoes did for internet attention.
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People were always lining up to literally or figuratively suck famous cocks, and committed crimes to get their five minutes of fame. Case in point, groupies, or that Greek who burnt Temple of Artemis of Ephesus. Used to be, you had to to do something somewhat noteworthy to get famous but thanks to internet, any retard with camera can achieve this.
 
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Mushroom King said:
She's actively trying to wedge her pudgy 50 year old Dave's Double pussy between us and Jawshee
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You're pulling a parasocial. You don't know Cobra. She's not driving a "wedge" between us and Cobes because there's nothing between us and Cobes. Just because no one's ending your own apparent dry spell doesn't mean Jessica's here to take your CoBro away.
 
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The Judean People's Front said:
You're pulling a parasocial. You don't know Cobra. She's not driving a "wedge" between us and Cobes because there's nothing between us and Cobes. Just because no one's ending your own apparent dry spell doesn't mean Jessica's here to take your CoBro away.
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I think you're wrong. I don't have a dry spell, YOU have a dry spell, stalker child. Enjoy prison!

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Fag!
 
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Redditors are seething and calling him a nazi after he said "Fuck the Palestinians".

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PALESTINE HAS BEEN BULLIED FOR 100 YEARS, DOESN'T JOSH UNDERSTAND THAT??? :'(:'(:'(
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Sicko Hunter said:
Great post but I personally have always highly doubted the "make that white stuff come out again!" retard molesting story. Just the premise alone sounds completely made up. The story goes: Cobes and a girl who was also special needs were for whatever reason left completely unsupervised out in a forest where he then managed to talk his way into her flashing him and him beating off which she liked. None of it happened. It's some weird fucked up story he inventor.

"But why the fuck would anyone make up a story like this?" I can hear you ask remember this is the same Cobes who for whatever ungodly reason thought that lying about him and Couch Chris double teaming pregnant woman for smokes in the back of his van made him look cool. He has no clue how weird and fucked up they actually make him seem. He's oblivious.
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I agree with you that it's probably made up but with my post I was trying intentionally to be as unbiased and objective as possible, and it's hard to defend someone being accused of something when they have literally "confessed" to it in their own words.

The "probably made up" criteria would probably work for several other of those bullet points, but I'm really trying to get as close to the objective truth as is possible in these sort of things.

If I was taking a biased Clint perspective on things I could probably discount 90% of the bullet points on the shit list as total lies.
 
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Redditors are seething and calling him a nazi after he said "Fuck the Palestinians".
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PALESTINE HAS BEEN BULLIED FOR 100 YEARS, DOESN'T JOSH UNDERSTAND THAT??? :'(:'(:'(
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It’s funny cause Josh 100% said that to be edgy and I’d be shocked if he fully understood either side. Of course neither do those reddit posters. He sure knows how to rile up his trolls at times.
 
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