Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I wonder if she still thinks he's a "beautiful specimen".
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Ooooooooooh she's warming up! KEEP YOUR FUCKIN POSITIVITY TO YE'SELF YE FAGGOT. She's really down bad in that noggin tonight, looooots of internal arguing, stress is manifesting all over her and she's getting worked up! I like to imagine I'm Josh's pet roach and I sit on his table and watch food hacks. NAL is getting into the energy drinks right before bed, shower arc incoming?? Playing in the toilette water for 6 hours on loop talking about how no one appreciates her? We need some liquor catalyst to get her extra comfortable with generous, unsolicited life advice for Cobes when he gets home.
 
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She's looking!
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Proper wigging out tonight. Too bad she's ranting on mute.
 
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- be josh
- find an of-age consenting woman who is real and will spend money to see you
- likes your tactical soap
- doesnt mind that you're a retarded manchild
- doesnt care that your teeth are falling out
- will clean house for you
- pussy stank real good like them sammichs at Arbys, your favorite
- come home
- lights are off
- someone is sitting in your chair but you can't make it out in the darkness
- your sick gas station knives are missing
- your shotgun is gone
- Shon sits on the couch, headless with a juan up his ass
- you shuffle closer like an old chinese man to get a better look
- a twisted face peers out from the darkness, sallow skin and hard sunken eyes stare you down
- a sickly grin stretches over their translucent frame
- it's jessica
- she is holding a knife
- "why wont you love me like her"
 
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JaneThough said:
So I’m rather new to the Cobraverse but why doesn’t he get a new hat? He must be aware it’s lost all shape and he looks like the mush mouthed prospector
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The current hat has a flexible brim that is actually designed to be manipulated. (It's also a women's hat) The hat he had before that he called the pie high hat fared far, far worse

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So she is now taking things off his booze counter and throwing it around his house. Josh is gonna lose his fucking mind if she trashes his place.
 
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