Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Why on Earth would you leave that woman alone in your apartment? I'd have endless panic attacks.

He's annoyed with her easily but too stupid to realize the actual danger she poses. But that's been a running theme with jord and his homeboys.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

now both cobra and his kitchen have a layer of soap on them

 

[Twinkie]

She is visiting for eight days, dude. Beat off on the side when you live together, fine, but maybe restrain yourself for 8 days? Or at least lock the bathroom door and watch on mute/use headphones if not watching porn and beating off for a week is impossible.

lol right? not to mention there's a big difference between beating off to porn vids vs. the interactive experience of beating off with another person on cam and chatting with them. Most women would absolutely not be okay with their partner doing that especially when your'e physically together in the same space lol.

But it's moot anyway, because i doubt Josh was chaturbating while NAL was there. I think he respects her too much to do that, whether she deserves that respect or not. I think she's chimping about something else.

 

[Grape Garden]

Who is she talking about again?

I assume Ellen? She kept talking about some gothic whore. But at this point who knows it could be some porn of goth chicks had on his PC I am not even sure how it started did she just see a folder actually catch him in the act I wonder?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

lol right? not to mention there's a big difference between beating off to porn vids vs. the interactive experience of beating off with another person on cam and chatting with them. Most women would absolutely not be okay with their partner doing that especially when your'e physically together in the same space lol.

But it's moot anyway, because i doubt Josh was chaturbating while NAL was there. I think he respects her too much to do that, whether she deserves that respect or not. I think she's chimping about something else.

She probably just found his browsing history and her BPD brain spun a narrative about him cheating. That, or the troles told her about Alicia Rhodie or howeverthefuck you spell it.

 

[Africanweebfighter]

I'm not saying Cobes is a sicko, but is NAL kinda alike his real mom mentally?

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Jessica Messica just posted this to her YT community page, well 3 hours ago. Aaron is 'Nazi Nate' that we met a while back.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Maybe the group home was here all along and we didn't realize it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Archive of the stream after she turned the sound back on

 

[Slim Boglim]

Yep! "Blonde with fishnets talking to 500 other men". He got busted on Chaturbate.

Better not let your porn addiction drive a wedge between you and your significant other like so many other modern men, BOY!

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

Maybe the group home was here all along and we didn't realize it.

The real group home was the drink combos and sea hags we smashed along the way toobz.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

all i can think of is NAL sitting in cobras chair waiting for him to come back home and when he does eventually stumble back home in a drunken stupor she will somehow manage to turn her head all the way behind her and unleash unheard of levels of demonic rage upon him. but because he is drunk he will simply get confused and yell back.

this will go on until one or both of them pass out. then in the morning neither will remember anything that is until NAL reads a single chat message and then all the many imaginary scenarios she has created during her time seething will return to her and she will go back to be upset.

this is what i think happens with most things in her life and it only seems to be getting worse the older she gets.

 

[twentythreeseventeen]

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I'm not saying Cobes is a sicko, but is NAL kinda alike his real mom mentally?

Is definitely going down the route of finding a schizo like his mother more and more with his alcoholism. The fact that he even found a woman at this point is a miracle.
To be honest, all of her mental disorders is having a weird effect on him. Who knows if he really sees how crazy she is. He's been finding every reason to avoid her since she got there.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

this is what i think happens with most things in her life and it only seems to be getting worse the older she gets.

Time to dust off the keyboard and start preparing a thread for NAL in PG I reckon. If it's all over with Cobes, the pattern of behaviour is to attach to someone other cow.

I'm looking forward to all the YT edits of the saga, interspersed with her Dad screaming "It's done nooooOooOw! Are you hapieeeEEeeEEEeEeeEE?"

 

[Walrus Spiral]

Time to dust off the keyboard and start preparing a thread for NAL in PG I reckon. If it's all over with Cobes, the pattern of behaviour is to attach to someone other cow.

I'm looking forward to all the YT edits of the saga, interspersed with her Dad screaming "It's done nooooOooOw! Are you hapieeeEEeeEEEeEeeEE?"

I'm honestly kind of surprised this hasn't already been done. There's lots of milk to be gotten from her. The amount of hilarity I've seen on her bath streams is incredible. Truly a good prospect. Which cow do you think she would be likely to pursue next? I would hazard a guess and say Cyraxx.

 

[Hennimore]

Footage of NAL should be broadcasted on every screen in the world as a warning to the population about what happens when mental illness goes unchecked and is allowed to fester. Watching her rapidly shift through emotions and work herself into a seethe based entirely off imagined arguments with someone that isn't even in the same building as her should be enough of a warning for anyone to start working on themselves and getting their ducks in a row lest they end up like her.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I may have missed out on the Stephanie days but this Saga is pure gold. I hope she breaks his imac...or installs windows on it.

As an old timer Cobra fan it is sad to see how far he has fallen.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I'm honestly kind of surprised this hasn't already been done. There's lots of milk to be gotten from her. The amount of hilarity I've seen on her bath streams is incredible. Truly a good prospect. Which cow do you think she would be likely to pursue next? I would hazard a guess and say Cyraxx.

We have some earlier info from another thread on the farms from a year or two ago, where she was trolling around in gorlworld stuff (which I am horrified to have learned about, I hate gorlworld so much). I think one of the reasons why it hasn't been made yet is unlike other cows, she tends to delete a lot of her content shortly after she uploads it. Her self insert into the Cobraverse has garnered enough attention to ensure that pretty much anything she puts out to the world will be captured and reuploaded, and depending on how all of this insanity unravels (and what she does next) will be the turning point.

The only way she can prevent this from happening is to stop uploading, but she's more addicted to chronic streaming fucking everything she has no chance. I just hope she doesn't hurt the boy.

An aside, I wonder if Nazi Nate All-my-love Aaron has been keeping tabs and showed up just at the right time to help Cobes with the Bogwitch. The dude was being a right dick on Reddit when he pranced around in a couple of threads and was chased away. He's been awfully nice to Cobes (listen to the crying in the kitchen clip where Cobes and Aaron are in the background chatting), I thought his body language was a nervous around women he wants to bang kind of energy, but now looking back on it I think it was more of a this bitch is crazy holy fuck energy.

My current conjecture is that a few days ago when Josh appeared to have 'stayed at a neighbours place', it was Aaron, who Josh confided that 'she is crazy and wants to move in', it's been escalating and Aaron's been hanging around for support (not being a complete socially retarded individual). The 'going to the bar' is a likely response to an escalating manic cleaning episode on NALs part (dude, let's get the fuck out of here, she's been cleaning that bench for a whole hour now), and hopefully, Josh doesn't return to his apartment tonight.

I don't think we're going to see an explosion on the tubes, no big fight, no fallout, Aaron, the unlikely hero, has read the room and is protecting the boy. Like seriously, if you saw someone talking to her phone in public like that, what's the response? You get the fuck out of the way. You warn other people. If you're in Walmart, you go to the service counter and say "there is a fucking maniac in your store".

Also, I may be full of shit.

 

[Rasputinee]

I hope you're right. It's a fine line between being a glass tapper and someone who actually, genuinely cares and for Josh's sake, I hope Aaron is the latter.

 

[Xenomorph]

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