Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The ancients. They tried to warn us.
They sure did "star spangled". Or should I say AARON?!
How's the weather in the uk... I mean CASPER! Don't bother denying it... thats what Aaron would do.
Better not be a sock puppet, BOY!

-TMDNWTFIUYT-

To clarify, I don't not not think that he isn't not Aaron.

Man, aNal is really winding up for a hot one tonight. Demonic flashes and facial contortions coming in nicely.

I forsee Jessica fighting with an unconscious Josh/bathroom self argue fighting stream. Trac phone weather permitting.

You can always tell when it's the demon speaking. It has it's own voice. Sounds like a mix between junk yard dog and Marge Simpson.

Josh is fucking drunk too. May be the thing that saves him. It's his armor against the evil presence that inhabits Jessica's evil vacuous soul. Makes the nasty execretions bubbling out of her cock hole powerless.

Ewww, Cobes is talking about Jessica juice now. Like dumpster water.

Cobes also just said she's leaving tomorrow or the next day. Why the uncertainty? Did her flight really get canceled?

Btfo'd again! She says I love you, Josh says...absolutely nothing. Based af.
 
She’s one of those fucking lunatics that gets mad at one thing and then stays mad about it for an hour when the person that made her mad already apologized. Once dated a girl like that an absolute fucking nightmare. I’d say something that pissed her off, I’d apologize and say “yeah you were right I’m sorry. That’s my bad.” And instead of dropping it she’d seethe about it and still be slamming cupboards and shit and burst into the room hours later “I can’t believe you fucking said that!” Like fucking hell I already apologized what more do you want me to do? Build a Time Machine? Absolute fucking psycho Josh doesn’t deserve this shit. Actually an abusive whore.

“Cook it however you want leave me out of it!!”
“Alright just calm down”
“You fucking stop! I don’t care how you cook it l leave me alone!”
“Okay, just please calm down”
“Then fucking leave me alone stop judging me! Cook it however you want I don’t care!!”

Good fucking god it’s like she’s under the impression he’s still fucking fighting with her over the stupid bacon grease when all he wants is her to stop throwing a conniption fit
 
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No one who watches her regularly will think he's abusing her, she hits herself all the time when she's drunk and upset.
We gonna have to prepare an evidence brief for the po-po if our boy has been arrested. Someone in chat listening to the scanner reckons someone got arrested somewhere.

The absolute harpy malice in her rushing back to mute the stream, she's not upset, she is ANGRY. Circle of protection our boy.
 
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