Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr. Manchester]

Fucking muted. God damn it I hate NAL so much.

 

[Incel Death Note]

She just went over to mute it so now you know whatever's happening is ten times worse.
She's seriously hitting herself so people will think he's abusing her. Absolute cunt, he should kick her out right now.

 

[UncommonParlence]

The ancients. They tried to warn us.

They sure did "star spangled". Or should I say AARON?!
How's the weather in the uk... I mean CASPER! Don't bother denying it... thats what Aaron would do.
Better not be a sock puppet, BOY!

-TMDNWTFIUYT-

To clarify, I don't not not think that he isn't not Aaron.

Man, aNal is really winding up for a hot one tonight. Demonic flashes and facial contortions coming in nicely.

I forsee Jessica fighting with an unconscious Josh/bathroom self argue fighting stream. Trac phone weather permitting.

You can always tell when it's the demon speaking. It has it's own voice. Sounds like a mix between junk yard dog and Marge Simpson.

Josh is fucking drunk too. May be the thing that saves him. It's his armor against the evil presence that inhabits Jessica's evil vacuous soul. Makes the nasty execretions bubbling out of her cock hole powerless.

Ewww, Cobes is talking about Jessica juice now. Like dumpster water.

Cobes also just said she's leaving tomorrow or the next day. Why the uncertainty? Did her flight really get canceled?

Btfo'd again! She says I love you, Josh says...absolutely nothing. Based af.

 

[Your Landlord]

Fucking muted. God damn it I hate NAL so much.

She knows that dozens of people will save her bullshit as evidence to protect ourboi cobra, yesssth.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

I’m glad she didn’t mute and then muted after all of that. The boy is going to need this for evidence. Cops should be called for this one. It’s warranted. I didn’t think I could hate her more than I already did. What a piece of shit.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have nothing on in the background and the silence is down right eerie.

We're in full on horror movie territory.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

This is. . . Kinda hard to listen to.

Brings back some terrible memories for me not going to lie

 

[Grape Garden]

He is dumb as hell if this isn’t the last straw for him, she is psychotic. Bitch muted the stream, can’t expect much from a whore who randomly picks up a bag of white powder off the ground and rubs it on her gums. Hope our boy is okay. He was legitimately just trying to cook.

 

[ADHD]

She's seriously hitting herself so people will think he's abusing her.

No one who watches her regularly will think he's abusing her, she hits herself all the time when she's drunk and upset.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I bet she is like this every time it is muted. No wonder the neighbors complained.

 

[Slim Boglim]

She’s one of those fucking lunatics that gets mad at one thing and then stays mad about it for an hour when the person that made her mad already apologized. Once dated a girl like that an absolute fucking nightmare. I’d say something that pissed her off, I’d apologize and say “yeah you were right I’m sorry. That’s my bad.” And instead of dropping it she’d seethe about it and still be slamming cupboards and shit and burst into the room hours later “I can’t believe you fucking said that!” Like fucking hell I already apologized what more do you want me to do? Build a Time Machine? Absolute fucking psycho Josh doesn’t deserve this shit. Actually an abusive whore.

“Cook it however you want leave me out of it!!”
“Alright just calm down”
“You fucking stop! I don’t care how you cook it l leave me alone!”
“Okay, just please calm down”
“Then fucking leave me alone stop judging me! Cook it however you want I don’t care!!”

Good fucking god it’s like she’s under the impression he’s still fucking fighting with her over the stupid bacon grease when all he wants is her to stop throwing a conniption fit

 

[Cecil Harvey]

This feels a lot like her parents fight. "WHAT DID I DO? IM NOT YELLING! IM JUST TRYING TO (insert action here)!" She ignores half of what people are saying to her then starts yelling like a banshee that she's not yelling.

 

[Slim Boglim]

This is. . . Kinda hard to listen to.

It’s genuine abuse that’s why. She’s genuinely being abusive to Josh.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

There was one smack where he was mid sentence, you hear the smack, and he stops talking the moment it happens. If she did hit him at all, it was that one.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

No one who watches her regularly will think he's abusing her, she hits herself all the time when she's drunk and upset.

We gonna have to prepare an evidence brief for the po-po if our boy has been arrested. Someone in chat listening to the scanner reckons someone got arrested somewhere.

The absolute harpy malice in her rushing back to mute the stream, she's not upset, she is ANGRY. Circle of protection our boy.

 

[Halloween23]

Interesting that she did this almost as soon as Aaron left. He's definitely been hanging around to protect Cobes.

 

[dramamine]

this has crossed into truly horrific territory. she was haha-type horrific before, now I'm getting MATI with her hitting herself holy SHIT. josh should let the cops take her and never talk to or mention this bitch again ()

 

[Gravekeeper's Vassal]

If he brings her back a 3rd time, that'll be the most pathetic thing he's ever done. (And that says a lot).

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This might be the end of people playing along in chat and saying shit about Cobra writing her love songs. I have a feeling this is going to be the shift to a bunch of hostile remarks about abuse and various insults. I hope ruins streaming for her except that it won't.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Truly a vile person. She can’t leave soon enough. I hope the second she’s in a flight out of Casper Josh breaks up with her over text and blocks her on everything