Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Thrown off property I own? I'd be more concerned about the mail but I do have a working system right now and don't really need him to do anything.

Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
He gets monthly SSI/disability. I mean he's weird but he's pretty adamant about not being a sex pest. I think the biggest problem would be his girlfriend, I don't know how exactly she would fuck with any plans but there would be an attempt one way or another.
 
Thrown off property I own? I'd be more concerned about the mail but I do have a working system right now and don't really need him to do anything.

Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
He would be completely unreliable, he wouldn't do any of the tasks required of him, it would be an endless "when I get around to it". Even if it's super easy he's just not going to do it, and he can fuck up even the most simple tasks. He has been playing guitar for 15 years and is worse than people who have only been playing for weeks. He can't even work a can opener. Seriously, it's not a joke, he can't figure out how to use a can opener.
 
Thrown off property I own? I'd be more concerned about the mail but I do have a working system right now and don't really need him to do anything.

Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
Dont know if it counts but he has a ton of people constantly trying to smear him as a sex pest or vile criminal or pill abuser This gets shared to every single newcomer on Reddit and any time he gets posted anywhere else people link it. A ton of that list is conjecture or things that rely on people taking cobras made up stories at face value. It’s incredibly biased and disingenuous
 
He's not a sex pest buuuuut he did cut up his real dolls and likes masturbating in view of other people when he's fucked up, which is kinda Always now. Also, if he had to pay property tax, you couldn't rely on him to do so regularly, that would have to be a Clint thing. Also, NAL would probably take over anything like a property for him. He's just wetbrained and spineless enough to sign it over to her in the right circumstances.
 
Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
Good points. He still has his psycho GF though. That's two unstable elements being crammed into a sheet metal box on wheels.

If it would be him by himself stepping over bottles to scan documents, I'd say go for it. The worse that would happen is you have to have a trailer towed off your property. But as @Mr. Manchester put it, the Bog Witch is too much of an uncertainty.
 
so should i crowdfund buying him a quarter acre and trailer in casper? Is he still too alcoholic to scan mail?
To be honest, he might be and sorting mail is probably "above" him with his rockstar attitude. If he had any sort of motivation to not drink him self to death he would have some sort of job. Though in his defense people have ruined his job and currently looking to ruin his next place. Cobra doesn't want to work for anything, his ego doesn't allow it. He could just make wands and videos and probably be set up real well, but he only does it when he is desperate for cash and booze. I don't think he would be a problem, he lives a pretty simplistic life at the moment, but the girlfriend would be a problem, so you are potential crowdfunding him and a demonic hag who is more than capable of working and taking care of her own shit.
 
Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
He's stalked a couple women before, nothing actionable or particularly dangerous. Just autistic fixation from what I understand. He's told a story about groping a fellow tard in high-school but with his proclivity to make shit up to sound "cool" it's highly probable it didn't happen (or didn't happen the way he describes). I'm sure there's a handful of bizarre things but it's nothing like Chris.
 
Thrown off property I own? I'd be more concerned about the mail but I do have a working system right now and don't really need him to do anything.

Does he get disability or HUD income? Has he ever had any sex pest or 'weirdo' controversy?
i don't know if you are seriously considering this or not but if you are, go find literally the first homeless person you can and offer them the job instead. probably better than 50/50 chance they do a better job than Cobes
 
The pest part not so much but he has publicly posted videos of masturbating.
Yeah but that was a public service. So many hot of age, non related, alive, consenting females exclaim "wow that goth bad boy smells GOOOOD". He needs to make porn or else the ladies would just rape and maul him.

Not to forget all the women he went to school with lusting over him and saying "oh its Josh Saunders, fuck I should have given him a chance as he is now a big youtuber. FUUUUCKKK".

His understanding and reliablity when it comes to females (not just human) is tenuous at best.
 
I have a couple buds that love his antics I'd buy wands for, but I know he needs a 3 month lead on getting them done because he's too famous to work for money, toobz.
This and a overpriced Cookbook of sorts (Imagine his smiling toothless face on the cover, Cobe's best dishes) would be a short term gold mine methinks.
 
The pest part not so much but he has publicly posted videos of masturbating.
He has admitted to rubbing "hog" on girls at the bar when walking by them. Clint literally had to lie to him about his one high school crush being dead because he was walking by her house and trying to pet her dog. He is the definition of sex pest.
 
Dont know if it counts but he has a ton of people constantly trying to smear him as a sex pest or vile criminal or pill abuser This gets shared to every single newcomer on Reddit and any time he gets posted anywhere else people link it. A ton of that list is conjecture or things that rely on people taking cobras made up stories at face value. It’s incredibly biased and disingenuous
Yea I remember getting that list and seeing how bullshit most of it was. At worst Josh is just sort of a piece of shit, but he's not a stalker and he's not a sex pest. He's a coomer who doesn't know how to interact with women, but we've never gotten an expose on him chatting up underage girls or going out of his way to harass women after being told to fuck off.

In a weird way Josh is like the most wholesome lolcow due to him being literally just a retard. He doesn't do anything that should have him in jail, he doesn't prey after those weaker than him, and the main person his actions negatively effect is himself.
 
How long has Cobes likely been an alcoholic for?

I know a lot of his older stream featured alcohol but when did it roughly turn into a everyday first thing in the morning problem?
This is an interesting question. For as long as Cobes has been on Youtube he's been a binge drinker. Even back in the way old days in the OG apartment he would drink to the point of being hungover. He also would day drink when he had booze. The thing of it was he didn't have enough money to be a an alcoholic back then. He'd drink when he had the money to drink but most of the time he was broke so he didn't drink. I think it was around 2018-2019 when he started to get paypigs regularly donating booze and sending him cash for booze that he began drinking nearly daily and by the time he moved into his new apartment in 2020 he was a full on drunk.
 
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