Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[dramamine]

cobra is a regarded alcoholic.
if you’ve ever known one of these types personally, you’ll understand two things:
1.) their brain is mush, and there is no coming back from that.
2.) they’re generally happy to be retarded and left alone as long as they have alcohol.
is cobes gross? yes. is he ever going to be a productive human being in society? absolutely not. does he deserve to face the wrath and harassment from reddit a-logs? also no.
i think the a-logs have been reaching a fever pitch of wanting and intending to really fuck his life up beyond what it already is, which is concerning, but also i don’t think having a kf-funded home would really help much. he’s pretty resilient with everything they’ve thrown at him so far, and until that changes, i don’t think there’s much intervention that would help anything for him.

 

[Down From The Champions]

I just want something really good to happen to Josh that will piss off all those reddit a-logs.

He feels like he is doing that by dating Jessica but she is just giving them so much more ammo and she made their pathetic lives bright by helping get Josh evicted.

 

[Klugii]

Cobra as a home owner:
What's up youuutoob today I'll be doing a food hack on my hot water heater with these jello packets

Why would you need to heat hot water?

 

[JaneThough]

Only contributing to this if Josh moves in with Josh and they livestream their adventures.

You could call it 2 Josh 1 house.

My Two Cows

 

[JaneThough]

I want everyone to stop discouraging null from doing the best funniest thing.

Agreed. Buy a tranny a pass to Bronycon and you milk for a day. Buy a sexy goth boi an acre and you milk for a lifetime.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

Last time Null made an attempt to help a lolcow they ended up fucking their mom. What's the over/under Cobes becomes a sex pest after this?

I don't think a correlation can be made based on one incident. I think it's a generally accepted theory that Christine had those types of thoughts for a long time and Bella was at least partially to blame as an instigator. We'll see though.

 

[Giant Machine]

Wonder why ClitsFavouriteDress is so angry. Normally only troons get this mad at the farms.

Check out this sack of shit on reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/user/CasperCobraStompers

I've never seen such psychotic obsession as these people trying to "take Josh down".

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Check out this sack of shit on reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/user/CasperCobraStompers

I've never seen such psychotic obsession as these people trying to "take Josh down".

I've been trying to dox this guy for a while, he really has it in for Cobes and needs to BTFO. @Osama Bin Laden wanna team up?

 

[Poonocchio]

Why are they all so weirdly MATI? His posts are the ramblings of a lunatic, he definitely has to be a sped. Reminds me of @Itsnatsutalbott fucking lol calm down.

Check out this sack of shit on reddit:

https://www.reddit.com/user/CasperCobraStompers

I've never seen such psychotic obsession as these people trying to "take Josh down".

ETA He's a coin collector, sped confirmed.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I've been trying to dox this guy for a while, he really has it in for Cobes and needs to BTFO. @Osama Bin Laden wanna team up?

autism fusion dance

 

[Barbenheimer]

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Assuming Reddit? Place needs to be nuked.

“You’re the bad guys because you suffer from mass psychosis defending Josh and discuss retards on the internet, we’re the good guys because we’re enlightened so we bully a retard on the internet”

This idiot created their entire Reddit identity around the Saunders, I couldn’t even imagine joining Reddit but then to also make my username a reference to some retards dad that I seethe and hate even though he doesn’t personally effect me in my day to day life? Crazy

We need to bring back bullying in schools, to many safe spaces made pricks like those you find on Reddit, these internet tough guys, a dime a dozen.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

autism fusion dance

But you were Osama Bin Doxxing, was... was that just a lie? Fine, I'll do it myself!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

But you were Osama Bin Doxxing, was... was that just a lie? Fine, I'll do it myself!

i am lol

i sent a DM

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The guy is known for being a creepy weirdo who has stalked several women.

Bruh, he hasn't come close to actually stalking anyone. Don't listen to Reddit.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

i am lol

i sent a DM

A-logs beware!

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Having a house in Wyoming would actually solve a few problems of mine, +1 if he can handle mail. I'm not completely insane.

Dude you have to give up this pipe dream of Cobra being able to successfully handle your mail. It isn't going to happen

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

ETA He's a coin collector, sped confirmed.

That sped's name? Matthew Vickers.

 

[Incel Death Note]

lol you guys found a real character


Edit: WAKE UP, r/coincollecting!!!

 

[TORtlEMUStRaNSUS]

lol you guys found a real character
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what a fag

 

[Spergerella Junior]

Just know if this caper goes forward, you will own a piece of real estate shellacked in cobra venom.