Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Your Landlord]

The bogbitch has gone live with her own "drink combo" of white wine and Arizona tea.

Am I crazy or is the sticker on the lamp(?) and the word on her hat trying to tell us something?

 

[Ponzo]

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WHERE ARE THEY GETTING THESE NUMBERS FROM LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5K A MONTH IN TARD BUCKS?

Mr. CCS has branched off and made his own sub which will no doubt soon be populated by the same two or three lunatics with 20+ sock puppets all schitzo jerking one another like the boglim. Look forward to more incomprehensible rambling, a-log ween operations, and seething about “white knights” from the usual suspects with no lives. The description is so retarded and over the top I feel like it could be tongue in cheek trolling to poke fun at cobra a-logs but who knows maybe he really is that retarded unironically

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His ramblings remind me of the retards who do nothing but cry and sperg about politics on Twitter. Im talking about the type of person who spends hours replying to tweets, calling Trump "Drumpf", "MAGAts" or the equivalent on the other political side.

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Spoiler: Dude looks like he's got cancer

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Of course he is a muzzle, explains his palestine sperging. Bet he didn't like our boy calling his kin rapists.

A fucking muslim who likes to play with shit that blows up

 

[Slim Boglim]

If it'll help, here are some possible alt accounts.
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I searched my db for instances of " ," and " .." both of which are weird, distinctive ways of writing punctuation (space before the punctuation mark, if it doesn't show up clear in your font) that CasperCobraStompers uses.
The user who shows up the most in both instances, aleeshatheroadie, has since deleted their account. So I've attached my archive of comments from him. If there's any other accounts you need archives for let me know. This is autistic as hell but I'm for it. Total alog death

I apologize for talking shit on your data science the other day this is what's up

 

[Xenomorph]

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Spoiler: Dude looks like he's got cancer

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PS2 graphics lookin mothafucka

 

[Slim Boglim]

Ol Tommy boy's reaction when he checks in to lurk this thread

 

[Sicko Hunter]

PS2 graphics lookin mothafucka

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The bogbitch has gone live with her own "drink combo" of white wine and Arizona tea.

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I guess her father ate her frozen pizza and she’s been seething over it. I have never seen a person so upset over losing a dollar store microwaveable pizza.

 

[Molly Millions]

NAL is coughing up blood

TWU toobz

 

[Deez Nuts]

NAL is being a bitch to her cat so the cat lady army will be after her.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

CCS is 43 years old?!

Cobra rules your sad, pathetic life doodt.

 

[Pitckus]

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Spoiler: Dude looks like he's got cancer

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That forehead puts Josh’s melon head to shame. No wonder he’s a jealous trole.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

That forehead puts Josh’s melon head to shame. No wonder he’s a jealous trole.

Josh has more hair too, twu

 

[Cougar Pump]

NAL is coughing up blood

TWU toobz

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Imagine a NAL death arc with Cobes pouring out numerous custom meads on her grave.

Not that I wish death on her (I hope she makes a million bucks), but that is the funniest timeline and our boy would get to do the sad emo thing in the most gothic manner and mourn some imagined perfect version of her that is nothing like the maniac horror she is in reality.

 

[Todd Weiss]

Spoiler: Anotha one!

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Say Hi to Tom everyone!

Weaponized autism is undefeated.

 

[JT Marlin]

Archive everything on CCS (Tom Dahleh).

Getting major DFE vibes from this sperg.

What's the odds that his 'business' is some pyramid scam?

Based on the fact he's pitching to a 15 year old, most likely.

 

[Your Landlord]

Archive everything on CCS (Tom Dahleh).

Getting major DFE vibes from this sperg.

Any help you could provide is appreciated here.

 

[Molly Millions]

NAL complaining about chest pain as she sits in the darkness smoking is some top tier content

 

[Deez Nuts]

NAL complaining about chest pain as she sits in the darkness smoking is some top tier content

She was on pizza loop for awhile there. How dare her parents eat her two day old little ceaser's that HER BOY FRIEND got her.

 

[Fapcop]

I cannot tell you what a massive mistake it is to get involved with Cobra expecting anything but disaster to follow.
I genuinely hope you follow through and pozload my neghole

I’ll bet you 50$ that the outcome here will be Null having to go to court to evict “Queen Cobra”, while Cobes will couchsurf, beg for change and stubbornly insist that none of this is his fault, it’s all because of the trolls and that Null asshole.

Bring it on, I’m here for the lolz! And a moral tale about interacting with a cow with the best of intentions always gets you fucked.

 

[deeman]

I’ll bet you 50$ that the outcome here will be Null having to go to court to evict “Queen Cobra”, while Cobes will couchsurf, beg for change and stubbornly insist that none of this is his fault, it’s all because of the trolls and that Null asshole.

Bring it on, I’m here for the lolz! And a moral tale about interacting with a cow with the best of intentions always gets you fucked.

Optimistic to think it will be long untill NAL has brutally murdered/wounded/imprisoned Cobes, my guess is about one week living together (as in NAL taking for granted she has as much to say about things around Cobes) before Cobes lust for prunetang loses to his ODD and he tells her to fuck off and to leave him alone. What happens next would be anyones guess but since we heard her slapping herself and blaming Cobes in his face for doing it... she will prob. call the cops on him... or getting that 8$ machete, making Cobes final food hack.