Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jawshie really sent Jessica a ring even after she helped get him evicted. Wow...
Hopefully it was a cheap Chinese one from Temu or something. It's really sad seeing him turn into a total simpy doormat for NAL. These kinds of women want their partner to let them do whatever they want after all. Seen this shit play out way too many times.

 

[k0ndumba2]

I don't think that Josh proposed, but I'd hope Clint would see Josh trying to marry NAL as a moment worthy of him stepping in and doing so to save Josh's SSI payments from being fucked with because marrying NAL would put them under scrutiny.

 

[Rotogravure]

Just bringing gifts for documentation purposes from Valley City High School in Valley City, North Dakota. I haven't seen these, but I'm sure someone's found them -- just wanted to save them for posterity.

2007


2008
(Alicia is in other ones, this is just one where they are on the same line)

2009


Then just some basic info on Clint from ancestry for savesies.


Another possible wife besides Cobes mom and Tanis?



ETA - Just for further purposes. Clint's parents Allen L and Sandra J Saunders currently residing in Florence, AZ. Some of the information is obviously redundant, but document everything.

Bonus Census Doc with Allen's parents. Milford and Ruth.

 

[Giant Machine]

At some point there was a shift towards Josh being a evil piece of shit that needs to die

The Puffers saga and it's tragic end combined with that a-log with his list of shit Cobes allegedly did.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Just bringing gifts for documentation purposes from Valley City High School in Valley City, North Dakota. I haven't seen these, but I'm sure someone's found them -- just wanted to save them for posterity.

2007
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2008
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2009
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Then just some basic info on Clint from ancestry for savesies.
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Another possible wife besides Cobes mom and Tanis?

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better not look like a little gay kid or 40 year old lesbian, BOY

 

[Jobama]

The only video about him worth watching that’s not from Josh himself is Trappeds’ Gothic King Cobra documentary.

ETA
@ASeabear8952

Oh yeah, I stand corrected

The Gothic King Cobra documentary is genuinely one of the best documentaries ever made. It’s incredibly ahead of its time and is so much better than any of the modern YouTube lolcow documentaries. I really wish trapped made more than 2 documentaries.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Just bringing gifts for documentation purposes from Valley City High School in Valley City, North Dakota. I haven't seen these, but I'm sure someone's found them -- just wanted to save them for posterity.

2007
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2008
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2009
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Then just some basic info on Clint from ancestry for savesies.
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Another possible wife besides Cobes mom and Tanis?

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Somebody pointed this out but I wasn’t able to confirm it with facts to back it up. But allegedly the school photos were taken by Clint and not only that but he shooped cobies eyes straight. Please assume that’s bullshit and I’m talking out my ass since I can’t remember where I heard it and I have nothing to go on to back it up. If somebody else can confirm or has some actual proof of it that would be cool. Either way though, funny to think about.

I think it could have been a seizure robot podcast episode? If that’s the case then it could just as easily be a bit I’m remembering rather than actual fact. Damn now I’m gonna be going nuts trying to figure out where I heard that bit of lore

 

[FatalTater]

Sooo, is Jessica's birthstone an opal, cuz everybody knows it's bad luck to wear them unless it's a birthstone. #gatekeepinguselessshit

 

[Rotogravure]

Somebody pointed this out but I wasn’t able to confirm it with facts to back it up. But allegedly the school photos were taken by Clint and not only that but he shooped cobies eyes straight. Please assume that’s bullshit and I’m talking out my ass since I can’t remember where I heard it and I have nothing to go on to back it up. If somebody else can confirm or has some actual proof of it that would be cool. Either way though, funny to think about.

I think it could have been a seizure robot podcast episode? If that’s the case then it could just as easily be a bit I’m remembering rather than actual fact. Damn now I’m gonna be going nuts trying to figure out where I heard that bit of lore

I can believe that clint took the photo for the 2007 because he is the only one with a non-basic background on that page.

Eye looks off there too.

the other ones don't look quite as weird. though 2009 definitely looks wonky to me

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/1bwmfxy/kiwifarms_crowdfunding_for_new_boglim_cave/

The reddit troglodytes are pissed about Null's plan. Also they found out about CCS Haythem's exposure (likely from their discord). My plan is to get in their discord and see what I can see.

If you're talking about the /r/the_boglim discord, they haven't mentioned the doxxing yet. They're total faggots in there, but uninteresting. It's basically just like the subreddit.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The Gothic King Cobra documentary is genuinely one of the best documentaries ever made. It’s incredibly ahead of its time and is so much better than any of the modern YouTube lolcow documentaries. I really wish trapped made more than 2 documentaries.

The OG Trapped gothickingcobra doc transcends being just a lolcow documentary. It's like a video document of what living in a small town in the middle of nowhere is like and the weirdos you find there.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The Gothic King Cobra documentary is genuinely one of the best documentaries ever made. It’s incredibly ahead of its time and is so much better than any of the modern YouTube lolcow documentaries. I really wish trapped made more than 2 documentaries.

No other documentary has ever come close to recreating what Trappped did. The lack of commentary, the music, the subtle existential undertones about the decline of middle America. That's art.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

You know how people from small towns who move away for school or work talk about the people they know back home who just never left? The Trapped doc is like a movie about those people. It's also about societal dropouts like Jared Brown the fake veteran in the beginning who claims he did three tours in Iraq and knows how to size up people. It's about people who cannot conform to societal norms. It's about the bleakness of living in a forgotten backwater town in the middle of nowhere where there is no real opportunities or anything really to do but get high and drunk.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

You know how people from small towns who move away for school or work talk about the people they know back home who just never left? The Trapped doc is like a movie about those people. It's also about societal dropouts like Jared Brown the fake veteran in the beginning who claims he did three tours in Iraq and knows how to size up people. It's about people who cannot conform to societal norms. It's about the bleakness of living in a forgotten backwater town in the middle of nowhere where there is no real opportunities or anything really to do but get high and drunk.

That documentary reminds me way too much of my early 20's and all the friends and acquaintances I had who ended up caught up in baby mama drama, had kids before they were ready, or just kinda pissed their 20's away doing nothing. Those people were fun to drink and toke with but fuck, the existential dread really crept up on me after awhile. I knew I could make a better life for myself than what they had.

 

[el bandito loco]

You know how people from small towns who move away for school or work talk about the people they know back home who just never left? The Trapped doc is like a movie about those people. It's also about societal dropouts like Jared Brown the fake veteran in the beginning who claims he did three tours in Iraq and knows how to size up people. It's about people who cannot conform to societal norms. It's about the bleakness of living in a forgotten backwater town in the middle of nowhere where there is no real opportunities or anything really to do but get high and drunk.

I saw a documentary once where some guy went back to his rural hometown to make a documentary about his "little brother" from a big brother program who he hadn't seen in 20 years or something and the guy had grown up to be a child molesting drug addict or something and it was exactly like those vibes just worse, not that I'd expect cobes himself to end up like THAT, but it's almost like a progression of those themes.

however the documentary sucks because the director comes across like an egotistical asshole because he wouldn't shut up and made it all about him whereas if his only contributions had been to film it, and speak in the context of when he's there and not dubbed over it with his pretentious musings about how this effected HIM, it would have been a masterpiece.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Jessica does have a good point that most of the trolls on Youtube and Reddit are retarded. Idk Jessica Messica's things but I wouldn't be surprised if she's abandoned family to troll people online. I see that all the time in smaller lolcow communities. Broken clocks and all that.

A big dossier was posted to /r/NakedAndLaughing about Jessica Messica, but was removed by the jannies. Messica has mentioned a few times that her and NAL have history from Gorlworld days. Messica was in a 'sober house' and was streaming, NAL reported her to the sober house that she was streaming and it got Messica into trouble. Mentioned something about NAL calling the police on her, but I might be hearing things.

She's shown her face on stream and ate some jelly spaghetti slop. I still have a copy of the alleged shit list, but as it's all unverified GorlWorld dramagossip I don't know if I should post it.

That documentary reminds me way too much of my early 20's and all the friends and acquaintances I had who ended up caught up in baby mama drama, had kids before they were ready, or just kinda pissed their 20's away doing nothing. Those people were fun to drink and toke with but fuck, the existential dread really crept up on me after awhile. I knew I could make a better life for myself than what they had.

The strangest feeling is going back after a few years, you're a whole different person from your experiences, and those left behind are the same as if time stood still.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

however the documentary sucks because the director comes across like an egotistical asshole because he wouldn't shut up and made it all about him whereas if his only contributions had been to film it, and speak in the context of when he's there and not dubbed over it with his pretentious musings about how this effected HIM, it would have been a masterpiece.

I absolutely hate documentarians who insist on forcing themselves into their films. The purpose of a documentary is to observe and document. It's why the Trapped documentary is so fucking good. You never see the people behind the camera they just let the people of Casper speak without stepping into to tell you what to think or feel. When you are making yourself the star of it it just feels egotistical like you said. Like "Okay I'm documenting this thing BUT WHAT ABOUT ME!" Reminds me of the 2000s pop documentaries like Supersizeme or Micheal Moore's later stuff which were basically just thinly veiled propaganda pieces.

 

[Sinner Puffers]

No other documentary has ever come close to recreating what Trappped did. The lack of commentary, the music, the subtle existential undertones about the decline of middle America. That's art.

A lot of them have what are you talking about? I love the trapped doc but Frederick Wiseman has been making documentaries in the same vein since the 60s. Same with Errol Morris, the Maysles and many of the Herzog documentaries.

And that's just in the English speaking world. Kazuo Harahas been doing similar stuff in Japan. Wang Bing has been doing similar in China for decades now.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The strangest feeling is going back after a few years, you're a whole different person from your experiences, and those left behind are the same as if time stood still.

Some of them end up like Darfliny, others like Homeboy Scotty and some go the way of Warlord.

 

[Giant Machine]

The OG Trapped gothickingcobra doc transcends being just a lolcow documentary. It's like a video document of what living in a small town in the middle of nowhere is like and the weirdos you find there.

It's so crazy to watch the Trapped documentary then the first few seconds of the YourFavoriteSon doc. Cobes now is so far from what he was. It's like the pics of pretty girls in high school who get brainwashed in college. Jarring.