Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'm watching a random panel about NAL and this showed up
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POV you're Sasha
 
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FatalTater said:
Does anyone have "Jessica moves in with Josh and then leans on him to get control of his SSI from his dad, so that she can control it instead" on their bingo card?
If not, I'm suggesting it. I've seen how this sort of thing can play out.
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i could see this happening. though i do not think she can do anything until her and josh are legally married. because i am pretty sure you can only give a parent or whoever you are currently married to control of things like that. if she gets control of his SSI i wont be surprised if she also gets control of the account his donations go to. if things go her way then josh will be forced to rely on her for everything.
 
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FatalTater said:
Does anyone have "Jessica moves in with Josh and then leans on him to get control of his SSI from his dad, so that she can control it instead" on their bingo card?
If not, I'm suggesting it. I've seen how this sort of thing can play out.
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I've thought this from the start. Jessica's main goal is to finally get away from her parents.

She should at least take his food stamps card, if he even uses his.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
I've thought this from the start. Jessica's main goal is to finally get away from her parents.

She should at least take his food stamps card, if he even uses his.
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She straight up said she wants to take control of Josh' s finance once she's settled in. She treated her parents like live-in carers and she's already bitched and complained that she gets no donations while Josh gets lots. Even if it wasn't her initial motive it's still obvious that she's leeching off him.
 
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FatalTater said:
Does anyone have "Jessica moves in with Josh and then leans on him to get control of his SSI from his dad, so that she can control it instead" on their bingo card?
If not, I'm suggesting it. I've seen how this sort of thing can play out.
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I sincerely hope that Cobes doesn’t backstab his homedad for BPD swamp hag pussy.
 
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Of the people that really rile up NAL, it seems to be the gorlworld related ladies (or is it ladies in general?). Jessica Messica and NAL have had past run-ins, and Messica is reveling in the opportunity to cover the insanity in detail. Messica captures streams that NAL deletes, invalidating NAL's ability to DFE.

Courtney straight up calling her out, but also playing the "let's hang out I'll buy you drinks!" buddy, then switching back to "you better not hurt the boy he has a lot of fans, and even the trolls don't like you", then "hey you should come on a panel and talk girl stuff lol it would be fun"... It's a great ruse even if you think Courtney sucks ass. She'll be a good source of additional pressure.

If Courtney and Messica can keep it up, and if Courtney especially can engage Josh a bit more, NAL will unleash her abuse over the phone. Without the threat of physical violence Cobes should be able to stand up for himself and tell her to get fucked. It's so much easier to break up with crazy when crazy is broke and crazy is 1938.7 miles away.

Gorlworld may be the key to saving King Cobra from the sea-hag.

e. I also have heard a rumor that sb5k has some NAL content coming out soon. I'm crapping my dirty briefs in excitement.
 
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D_Tractor said:
Daddy and stepmom control his food stamps and buy groceries for him.
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They have to because otherwise he would blow it all on the first of the month. Same reason why Clint pays his rent. Cobes only money is his donations, the Internet bill is his only responsibility, however there's been rumors that Clint started making sure it was paid in the last 12 months or so. Not sure how true that is, but he has had Internet steady when he used to be cut off for a week or two every other month because he was in the negative come bill time.
 
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Hennimore said:
I did not have Porkney vs Jessica on my KingCobra Bingo card but I'm here for it toobz.

This should at the very least provide some great content. It's really amazing watching all these people desperately vie for control of a retarded alcoholic man from Casper.
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Waiting patiently was the key all along. BPD demon and woman who forgot she died are an interesting choice, but it is two of age, consenting, non related, adult, biological females.
 
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