Reddit Faggots? Felted.
Gay Op Mods, aka Kings of the Milquetoast Niggers? Castrated.
New Fags? Disemboweled.
Cobra?
1. New, private trailer (Aka the Cobra Mansion) becoming a reality. Press 1 in chat for a new church bell donation, it’s not necessary but it’s greatly appreciated.
2. Crazy BPD retard who smells like Arby’s dankness, thinks he smells good (actually,) wants to have little cobra babies, cooks and cleans for him, got big hooters just like Stephanie. Does the weird sex shit he wants, gets hammered with him and doesn’t judge. Pure Kino.
3. At the height of his game and about to hit the Silver Play Button. Just raaaaaking in those donations, chat. Just pulling it in like a mean machine. His account might be in the negative but the spirit of man is always positive in this man’s heart, no overdraft protection needed.
4. Has a family who loves and supports his dreams. Grandma Esther never looked this good.
5. The only surviving, good place where people can congregate to talk about him actively throws out those dang dirty trolls. No glowing allowed in this clubhouse, gentlemen.
Hand this man his trophy. 2024 is officially dubbed:
The Year of the Cobra.