Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Nothing will happen. Nal will tell Josh his YouTube trolls faked the review and he’ll believe her.

Really is the ultimate irony, Cobes can't take a breath without cursing out sickos and yet he's wettin his dick in one. Very sad!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

KingCobraJFS's girlfriend is a confirmed SICKO - Home Depot review from 2016
Archive - fourth review
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Her FLICKR Profile

that FLICKR profile is actually very interesting. she used to look so much more sane. her obsession with baths and bath products is also a bit weird and a bit funny given where she is at now in life. i wonder if her fall into what she is now was a slow thing or if she simply burned every bridge she had. i am willing to believe the home depot thing because she has told stories in the past of how she would hang out with teenagers despite not being one herself. so this sort of behavior seems to be right up her ally.

This worrying thought just came to me, but how easy is it to get booted out of a trailer park? Relative to his previous low-end housing apartments?

Because I can almost see the seething weens and retards, just mass calling some 60-year-old boomer at the main desk with claims that he's harboring a "sick pedophile creep" in his lot.

Or am I just being dramatic and most don't care? especially in Casper of all places?

as others have said it depends on the trailer park. some places will care more than others. some places are so chill you can live in a roach infested box and they will not give a single fuck as long as the rents payed. given how josh rarely goes outside i do not see him being able to do much that would annoy anyone enough to get him kicked out.

if anything i would be more worried about josh accidentally burning the trailer down making a food hack.

 

[Fuck Puff]

Nigga, instead of being mati and arguing with the entire board, how about just accepting that your previous environment was cuck-city 101, and that for years the main driving force for its existence, was the harassment of a retarded man that falls for every vice and addiction like a Looney Toons character, just because of "the List"?

Just lurk and observe the actual intent, the observation, maybe even cull those ween-like predispositions that are holding you by the balls - and if you can't just piss off.

Don't even bother. These nigger faggots are incapable of listening to logic and reason.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

that FLICKR profile is actually very interesting. she used to look so much more sane. her obsession with baths and bath products is also a bit weird and a bit funny given where she is at now in life. i wonder if her fall into what she is now was a slow thing or if she simply burned every bridge she had. i am willing to believe the home depot thing because she has told stories in the past of how she would hang out with teenagers despite not being one herself. so this sort of behavior seems to be right up her ally.

I recall a stream where she drunkenly ranted about being socially isolated or cut off from previous friends due to "smoking weed and not being a lesbian". I wonder if this allegation is related?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Now the weens are at it. sub or no sub they just can’t help themselves. Not sure what the point is when you won’t get precious updoots but who knows

If through some miracle Josh was able to look at the original comment and see that it was from 2016 this kind of stuff will throw it right out of the window. The hag wins again.

 

[ChefOptimusCunt]

Fuck your gay ops. Josh is special ops

 

[Fuck Puff]

mfw weens think Kiwifarms will be a Faggdit Pt. 2.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Man, I know the fuckin reddit alogs will take this to say that Cobes is a fucking sicko, when he's not. Cobes is fuckin gaslit to hell by this fuckin harpy-bitch, and it ain't fair.

I pray Cobes will listen to someone he trusts, and will run the hell away from her. I know he probably won't... But no one deserves to be tied to a she-devil like NAL. Maybe she'll drown in the river if she moves to Cobes' trailer.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Cobes has put out some stunning clothing pieces on Customized Girl today. He's posted seventeen links to new designs in the last 6 hours. Here are some of my favorites. Customized Girl is NOT a sponsor toobz.

https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4817705/Black+Flame+Green+Smoke+golden+sweat+shirt

This one would make a great gift for your of age stoner goth gf.

https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4817588/King+Cobra+Wins+tee+shirt

I think this one's already been posted but because it's awesome I'm including it anyway.

https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4817589/Drink+Combo+hoodie

THIS HOLDS DRINKS

https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4817418/bad+ass+bich+female+top

For the bad ass BICH in your life. It's unfortunately spelled correctly on the actual tank top. The flowy bottom is made to be more forgiving to the figure, perfect for some of the girthier new Cobra Angels coming in from Gorl World.



And the best one IMO.

https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/4817405/Trolls+Lose+tee+shirt

Something a bit more formal, yet still tasteful. Perfect for around the office.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Cobes will only leave her if he believes he decided it.

He will stay with this harpy just to spite the trolls. He will ignore attempts to warn him, obvious signs, his dad asking if he’s okay, and all the shitheads spamming him her cam vids and being a crazy bitch.

It will just blow up one day with either cops stepping in or Cobes giving her the floor lord treatment

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Man, I know the fuckin reddit alogs will take this to say that Cobes is a fucking sicko, when he's not. Cobes is fuckin gaslit to hell by this fuckin harpy-bitch, and it ain't fair.

I pray Cobes will listen to someone he trusts, and will run the hell away from her. I know he probably won't... But no one deserves to be tied to a she-devil like NAL. Maybe she'll drown in the river if she moves to Cobes' trailer.

something tells me the NAL issue will sort itself out on its own. that or she will drown in the bathtub since she has been close to doing that in the past.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

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looks so much like a dick

 

[Sluggo the Nasty]

I'm almost convinced he thinks that breaking up with NAL would be letting the trolls win

 

[Bogliacci]

This is surpassing normal bloat, our boy is entering his fat fuck phase

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

For the bad ass BICH in your life. It's unfortunately spelled correctly on the actual tank top. The flowy bottom is made to be more forgiving to the figure, perfect for some of the girthier new Cobra Angels coming in from Gorl World.

This might be the first "nail on the head" shirt he's ever made - It genuinely doesn't look half bad, I legit can see this being sold in some online name-brand store, at the very least, in 2012 at hot-topic or a variety of gypsy off-brand stores near a beach.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

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This is surpassing normal bloat, our boy is entering his fat fuck phase

Who would have thought drinking gallons of sugar and alcohol would make you a fat fuck?

 

[Slim Boglim]

Better not be wearing Bloodborne cosplay, BOY!

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

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Now the weens are at it. sub or no sub they just can’t help themselves. Not sure what the point is when you won’t get precious updoots but who knows

Using trailer park boy names for weenery. For shame.

 

[Crunkle]

I'm so fucking excited for the trailer park phase.

Hitting rock bottom is being kicked out of a trailer park.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Using trailer park boy names for weenery. For shame.

I’ll never understand the idea of trolling good people for shit they had nothing to do with. Some retard worked there 8 years ago? Better leave troll comments to fuck with the employees there now. Sure hope there doesn’t happen to be some unfortunate employee named Jessica who’s going to be pulled into her bosses office and terribly confused when she’s accused of huffing duster on the job