Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Grape Garden]

Another two week ban because he was roasting trolls with that app? And seemed like he’s doubling down on Jessica, not sure if this was after her wino flip out. How many strikes he have left? Does it affect him getting a play button, does the regard even try to appeal?

 

[Punished Brent]

“Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all.” -William (((Goldman)))

 

[dukekinny]

I thought so too for awhile, but after seeing everything unfold and Cobra in denial blaming the trolls for his eviction, I don't feel sorry for him anymore. He doesn't ever learn and never will. Not because of his autism, though that is part of it, but primarily because of his narcissism and ego. All he says about NAL being a factor is it "didn't help". Now I think they 100% deserve each other and I hope they stay together forever.

Hope someday he learns to cut the fat from his life and stops youtube and hanging out with her just because he does not want to be alone

 

[Shagedan]

is this Keffals?

Can’t be. That’s a woman

 

[Dude Snakes]

Jesus Christ I don't want to see Jessica's saggy tits!

 

[Glowie]

My sides are in orbit

Jessica is tard sobbing about Courtney while a frantic Cobra calls
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I swear this shit happened before with this autist, someone more familiar with Cuck Cobra, please correct me.

 

[lottalove]

Nal did the doxxing, Jessica Messica was who had lost custody of her kids.

NAL unsuccessfully tries to get to JM by mentioning two kids names, alleging JM wouldn't care for them and also by hilariously being spiteful that she herself at least hasn't had kids she doesn't see.

JM mentioned cooking for her picky kid and herself the other day, and I don't believe it's a LARP.
Just some stage of what happened with her having been housed in sober living etc.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

@Null

Whats the likelihood of a Cobra Chatroom on the farms? A "snake pit", if you will. This thread has been exploding recently and a ton of the posts are really just chat responses and one off anecdotes/memes. A dedicated Cobra chat would be a welcome addition, and would be selling point to reddit refugees.

 

[Small G genocide]

A dedicated Cobra chat would be a welcome addition, and would be selling point to reddit refugees.

Why the fuck would we want to have a "selling point" to draw 90iq liberal retards here?

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Josh, if you let her memoryhole saying you're now single and carry on as normal, eventually she is going to brute force her way into being the treasurer of your clocktower dreamhouse.

Never forget.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Why the fuck would we want to have a "selling point" to draw 90iq liberal retards here?

There were plenty of extremely creative and artistic people on the reddit, it would be cool if they posted here.

 

[Umaibae]

There were plenty of extremely creative and artistic people on the reddit, it would be cool if they posted here.

Everyone pre-2020 ish who stuck around was just memeing and vibing. Little to no tolerance for fuckery and lazy posts.

The first eviction brought a wave of regards, and once the Great Zoomer Invasion of 2023 hit, it was never the same.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Every high in the boy's life is met with an equal low.

As I and other "troles" suspect, these last couple of years he's probably gotten majority of his calories from alcohol on most days. Plus cigs, dip, vapes, and all other manner of copious nicotine ingestion suppressing his appetite.
Twice or Thrice a week pig outs on $100+ doordash orders all probably equate to about a normal amount of calories for a normal healthy person, though I've admittedly not done the math on that. The "food hacks" usually get grazed on over multiple days or thrown out immediately after taking a bite of whatever vile concoction to say "tastes good yootoob!" so he can own the trolls with the dankness.
He's always fluctuated with the salt and water bloat but the mead loop and 1 to 2 THOUSAND calories of rancid sugar a day will most certainly put on weight on someone like that. Not even to mention middle age creeping up plus being entirely sedentary.

Remember when he drank the egg nog mead on livestream because someone told him it would go bad? He drank between 2,000-5,000 calories in that sitting alone

 

[anliteralidiot]

There were plenty of extremely creative and artistic people on the reddit, it would be cool if they posted here.

so, as a creative, it's not that I don't want to (I have posted cow art), it's a twofold problem
1. reddit is infested with zoomers, and zoomers have boundless energy to draw
2. there's a genuine worry about art style being tied to real art accounts. KF is unfairly labelled as poison to the average user, so if the crazy Twitter and reddit spergs find out your account? it could fuck you over.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

And she's back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3xfQeB6FM4

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her tits are more separated than jim crow laws

 

[Null]

Whats the likelihood of a Cobra Chatroom on the farms? A "snake pit", if you will. This thread has been exploding recently and a ton of the posts are really just chat responses and one off anecdotes/memes. A dedicated Cobra chat would be a welcome addition, and would be selling point to reddit refugees.

I'm always open to creating a new chatroom but most do not succeed. It's really rare how the BossmanJack chat is one of the most active on the site.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I'm always open to creating a new chatroom but most do not succeed. It's really rare how the BossmanJack chat is one of the most active on the site.

It certainly could be pretty slow during the times he goes on a streaming sabbatical, but I think overall it could be pretty fun. I want to be part of the first TMDWU chat tower.

 

[Bogliacci]

When will cobes learn that just because he makes it a talking tom video, all the weird shit he says on it is always the shit that gets him suspended

 

[8mm Cunningham]

When will cobes learn that just because he makes it a talking tom video, all the weird shit he says on it is always the shit that gets him suspended

Josh is really honest without understanding that concept with Shon as well. I wonder if there is a connection here.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I was honestly pretty convinced she was going to kill him but I'm much happier with this outcome.