Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Back when milord had a spine, broke up with her for calling him "egotistic."
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I really don't see that they are broken up.

"Nobody ever listens to me!" is a main theme of hers, and " I can never get his undivided attention" is just the same.
She's good at this game.

She will make him ask for forgiveness, that she had to break up with him, because he's so damn unattentive.
I'd be proud of him, if he manages to free himself from her psychogames and pussyspell, but I believe it when I see it.
 
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lottalove said:
I really don't see that they are broken up.

"Nobody ever listens to me!" is a main theme of hers, and " I can never get his undivided attention" is just the same.
She's good at this game.

She will make him ask for forgiveness, that she had to break up with him, because he's so damn unattentive.
I'd be proud of him, if he manages to free himself from her psychogames and pussyspell, but I believe it when I see it.
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It's going to take some truly heinous shit (her shit talking Ozzy) for Josh to actually wash his hands of her because he has his entire world tied up into the relationship. Josh doesn't view it as a loving relationship, it's a means to an end for him. In his mind the existence of Jessica in his life is a direct fuck you to the trolls. Breaking up with her is tantamount to him handing the trolls a major win and he won't do that. I honestly believe that Josh enjoys having a batshit insane girlfriend because it's the one time in his life where he has felt more put together than someone else. Finally Josh is the adult in a relationship. You can see this before her first trip where Josh broke up with her. He made that video calling her "honey" like he was scalding a child. "You're 40 still living with your parents honey."

Regardless how we see the relationship Josh views it as a net positive. This has been the largest boost to his ego he has had in close to a decade.
 
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Buster Scruggs said:
Genuine question, how does NAL get away with all the crazy shit she says on stream but Cobes can get a suspension for a talking tom video of all things? Is it just because she deletes her streams practically immediately afterwards while Josh keeps the videos up leading to troles mass reporting innocuous TOS violations?
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Jessica seems to have a different relationship with her viewers than Josh has with his. With Josh there is a bizarre contingent of people that want to actively punish him. Jessica seems to be more like a zoo animal, people just want to throw insults at her for a reaction but they don't actively want her off the platform.
 
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Hennimore said:
Jessica seems to have a different relationship with her viewers than Josh has with his. With Josh there is a bizarre contingent of people that want to actively punish him. Jessica seems to be more like a zoo animal, people just want to throw insults at her for a reaction but they don't actively want her off the platform.
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Yeah. She used to flash all the time and she never got in trouble for it until his people started to watch her. People would just watch and laugh/clip/make gifs until that point.
 
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Grape Garden said:
Another two week ban because he was roasting trolls with that app? And seemed like he’s doubling down on Jessica, not sure if this was after her wino flip out. How many strikes he have left? Does it affect him getting a play button, does the regard even try to appeal?
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Have to be strike free for a year to be eligible. So absolutely no play button.
 
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Just as predicted, this next morning she's not single, Josh is her boyfriend, she should be alright etc. in her newest bathstream
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She loves him for all he does for her blabla
 
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PixarsTedKennedy said:
Isn't Facebook far more strict than youtube? How long do you think a Facebook Cobra would last? I don't see him figuring out Rumble if worse came to worse. Why not just leave Josh alone and enjoy the 'ments?
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He's lasted this long on Facebook so I doubt that anything will happen to the account. And at this point the site is so irrelevant for anything except datamining that I suspect they no longer care about posts or content that doesn't directly affect their bottom line.
Sicko Hunter said:
The Facebook streams sucked ass. First of all you need a facebook account to even know when he's going live, then you have the stricter rules it has then Youtube, lower streaming quality and to my knowledge streams aren't saved.
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In fairness weren't the YouTube streams ass too? From what I remember it was mostly mee-duh update streams and crossed arms, head tilted, pouting e-beg business transaction streams with little in the way of content aside from a view of the most recent rot water.
Drunken Slur said:
Have to be strike free for a year to be eligible. So absolutely no play button.
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The boy's been teetering on a steady 2 strikes for what seems like a year now. Every time one expires he manages to run another one up for those retarded talking tom videos that troles mass flag since the yootoobz doesn't like anymore since elsa-gate got the money handlers concerned.
 
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