Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

chimpSculpture said:
Do we know if he's mentioned to any of his close friends when he needs to move out?
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He doesn't have many nowadays, besides maybe Darf. Moving to this apartment really isolated Cobra, especially compared to his old one or the green basement.

Clint's guns and a U-Haul are all the moving help he'll be getting unfortunately.
 
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LandOfConfusion said:
This is probably deeply autistic of me, but it made me laff.

Bing's search result for Kiwi Farms brings up this as the main result

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....I just found it funny imagining some mainstream media reporter, researching for their next hit piece, sitting at their laptop with a baffled expression because they've just been presented with: " KingCobraJFS and his girlfriend, the bog witch, may be broken up after she discovered he maintained contact with a female friend and had a BPD meltdown".

..... then ending up fully invested and up to date with the lore of the Cobraverse within 48 hours.

I guess that if there aren't any meta tags on a site, Microsoft just indexes the first few lines of content from the homepage... which currently happens to be the first item in Featured Content.

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its troo youtoob
this is now a kingcobra site
 
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JenkinsJinkies said:
He obviously has a bank account he has access to if he's able to overdraw it regularly. I don't think paying for it is an issue of not having a method to complete the transaction, he literally can't pay for it in that he does not have the money or wouldn't spend it on that if he did.
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I was More thinking about the fact he doesn't have a debit card or other form of credit payment. Our dude is definitely in the red LOL
 
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Dude Dragons said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyuh6EJ9Ic&t= This streamer and her children was threatened with RAPE by Jessica.
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Breezy herself is lolcow material and awful but god damn. I only watched Willos edited version this morning and don’t care to hear the unedited one.

I don’t think I’ve read something as vile in my usual BP threads ever. NAL is evil and I’m gonna stick to that.
 
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Goatchoker said:
Breezy herself is lolcow material and awful but god damn. I only watched Willos edited version this morning and don’t care to hear the unedited one.

I don’t think I’ve read something as vile in the my usual BP threads ever. NAL is evil and I’m gonna stick to that.
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Yeah I can see her being a lolcow she actually wants to marry Music Biz Marty. :story:
 
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Dude Dragons said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyuh6EJ9Ic&t= This streamer and her children was threatened with RAPE by Jessica.
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As a note to anyone unfamiliar, this woman Breezy is a habitual liar and professional victim. I haven't watched this particular stream and so can't comment on it but she has a long history of lying about being abused/stalked/muh kids are in danger, etc. I'm not a big fan of Messica and she's been caught in some lies too. But just remember to take what either of these women say with a grain of salt. They are absolutely not above lying even about stuff like abuse and their kids.
edit: Just realized you may be talking about Jessica NAL, not Jessica Messica. Whatever, point stands.
 
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Ladies and Gentlemen and gender non-conforming-whatever-the-fucks I am pleased to report that goofy youtuber still has not corrected his stupid thumbnail. Let me explain for those unfamiliar with this bit of lore. A Redditor made a shitpost about the mai lai massacre and photoshopped the king into a black-and-white pic of the events because he looks like a Vietnam vet. A lazy journalist writing a piece on the killings sourced the subreddit and that image without paying attention to what it was (it's now fixed) and a lazier youtuber sourced that article for his video. And so while the article is corrected, the shitpost is gone with the sub erased, it pleases me to see the pic lives on in shitty clickbait content farm youtube slop
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Slim Boglim said:
Ladies and Gentlemen and gender non-conforming-whatever-the-fucks I am pleased to report that goofy youtuber still has not corrected his stupid thumbnail. Let me explain for those unfamiliar with this bit of lore. A Redditor made a shitpost about the mai lai massacre and photoshopped the king into a black-and-white pic of the events because he looks like a Vietnam vet. A lazy journalist writing a piece on the killings sourced the subreddit and that image without paying attention to what it was (it's now fixed) and a lazier youtuber sourced that article for his video. And so while the article is corrected, the shitpost is gone with the sub erased, it pleases me to see the pic lives on in shitty clickbait content farm youtube slop
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inb4 he knew this whole time and is a cobro browsing this thread rn twu
 
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