Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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SOCIAL MEDIA DOESN'T GIVE A SHIIIIITTTT! I digress. We should put up a vote for how long it takes for the clocktrailer dreamhouse to be doxed.

With the r/ gone it could be weeks instead of days.
I'll be surprised if the whole move isn't documented live, in real-time, complete with drone footage ending with coverage of the move-in destination. Troles have been waiting for this for a loooonggg time. The more Cobes taunts them and says they'll never find him, the more determined they'll be to race to be the first one to do it. ODD vs. ODD. TWU.
 
Imagine trying to tell anybody this time last year that in 2024 Josh would have a gf that would go on live and brag about how his dick makes her cum constantly and that she jacks off to him
I think if someone had told me that, Josh would rule my pathetic fucking life.
 
I got some additional schizo takes from that "Jawshee, let me manage your money" stream. They may just be audio only because my uploads keep shitting themselves for some reason.

Real-time vaginal secretions update:
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Sleep, jack off, Walmart, don't eat, repeat:
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Joshie's boglim peepee really does something to her:
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She would participate in a lesbian orgy (all for Joshie, of course) and drinks her own genetic mountain dew:
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I see she has retconned from "Joshieeee made me come a whole two times out of the dozens of times we fucked" to EVERYTIME. Joshie must have gotten his lil feelers hurt. Awww. Lub is beautiful toobz. Like pond scum, "life" finds a "way".

God this bitch IS disgusting. Talking bout licking her fingers after 'batin. Imagine if a man said this. I'm not sure which is worse.

And her constant engagement with trolls, the yootube based ego/self worth. They are the SAME PERSON.

Their only friends are trolls and each other. They probably both go days and weeks with their only interactions being online or service workers, which they both abuse and don't tip.

In a lot of ways they deserve each other. Then again... nobody deserves aNAL and aNAL deserves nobody. Fuck sickos

Josh IS a chatterbate sexual(as his gender too) so a long distance relationship is perfect for him. He couldn't even abstain long enough for Jessica to do a load of laundry..

That's probably why he buys his hand so many rings, cause he's in love with it. His true wife... rosy palm and her five sisters. Jessica could never live up to that tender boglim self tlc death grip.
 
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God this bitch IS disgusting. Talking bout licking her fingers after 'batin. Imagine if a man said this. I'm not sure which is worse.

I mean hell, CWC did it and people STILL make fun of him for it (as they should, forever). The stuff she says as a result from having a lack of filter is INSANE to me. All of those clips are perfect examples.

The weird Trisha Paytas-esque "mmh" moan she puts on the end of every sentence when she thinks she's being "cool and bitchy" sets off my anxiety/fight or flight instinct. It's like you can watch her in real-time work herself up into her BDP manic frenzy by not shutting the fuck up
 
"Gimme access to your bank account Joshie, I just want the best for you" :biggrin:

God I hate manipulative whores
if he is smart he will never allow her to have control over his finances because all it will take is one little episode of hers and she will steal all his money or just outright destroy his account out of spite.
“She’s so used to be being abused she’s unsure about me”.
Big cope there Cobes. Every time I check this thread I pray that he finally gets tired of this shit and dumps her. I honestly thought it would have happened by now. He’s got to be so burned out by this behavior.
any normal person would have seen the red flags and either just fucked off entirely or told her directly to her face that if she wants any form of a relationship to work she needs to fix her shit. if NAL was so unsure about cobes then why the fuck did she willingly accept the money for a plane ticket to go and stay with the person she claims to be unsure about?

the things NAL says make no sense to someone who actually sits and thinks about it for more than a few seconds. which is why i think they work so well on cobes. he almost never thinks about anything so as long as you come up with something convincing and he has something he can connect it to you can get away with pretty much anything.

i also have a theory that cobes is weak to emotional manipulation because of his autism. either way i do think that sooner or later he will catch on i just hope it wont be too late by the time he does notice.
 
It’s impressive how much of a boglim she is. She really is perfect for him in that way. “Boglim” has a certain feel to it. You can’t just call anybody a boglim and have it stick just like you can’t call the color red “blue” and have it be “blue” because at the very basic intrinsic level we know even in our subconscious it isn’t blue. It’s red. And it’s just feel fundamentally wrong to call it anything else. But you see her and her antics and you just think “yeah, fucking boglim”
 
I got some additional schizo takes from that "Jawshee, let me manage your money" stream. They may just be audio only because my uploads keep shitting themselves for some reason.

Real-time vaginal secretions update:
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Sleep, jack off, Walmart, don't eat, repeat:
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Joshie's boglim peepee really does something to her:
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She would participate in a lesbian orgy (all for Joshie, of course) and drinks her own genetic mountain dew:
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That she talks like that even when rubbing one out... Kek
 
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if he is smart he will never allow her to have control over his finances because all it will take is one little episode of hers and she will steal all his money or just outright destroy his account out of spite.
Won't happen, he has two accounts. One account for his tugboat that he doesn't even have access to, and a second joint-savings account at bank of america with clint, that he's responsible for and dumps his paypal and donashuns into. Why Clint uses bank of america considering he's perma-negative is beyond me, they do not offer overdraft protection have relatively scummy predatory fines for overdrafting. Point is as Clint is the primary account holder I doubt he would allow NAL access. I suppose she could get her hands on his physical card, but it's not like she could manage any of the money and clint monitors it pretty heavily so if she started transferring out money he'd start asking questions.
 
“Boglim” has a certain feel to it
Boglim is like obscenity, you can't define it but you know one when you see one. "Dirty liquor gremlin" is the best synonym I can think of, also this color visually conveys "boglim" to me as well:

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I'm convinced Masaokis is the true anti-boglim.
 
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Won't happen, he has two accounts. One account for his tugboat that he doesn't even have access to, and a second joint-savings account at bank of america with clint, that he's responsible for and dumps his paypal and donashuns into. Why Clint uses bank of america considering he's perma-negative is beyond me, they do not offer overdraft protection have relatively scummy predatory fines for overdrafting. Point is as Clint is the primary account holder I doubt he would allow NAL access. I suppose she could get her hands on his physical card, but it's not like she could manage any of the money and clint monitors it pretty heavily so if she started transferring out money he'd start asking questions.
This makes her trying to get married to him so quickly make a LOT more sense. Clint, don't fail us now!
 
It’s impressive how much of a boglim she is. She really is perfect for him in that way. “Boglim” has a certain feel to it. You can’t just call anybody a boglim and have it stick just like you can’t call the color red “blue” and have it be “blue” because at the very basic intrinsic level we know even in our subconscious it isn’t blue. It’s red. And it’s just feel fundamentally wrong to call it anything else. But you see her and her antics and you just think “yeah, fucking boglim”
"Boglim" is like "homunculus"; human-like but very clearly not. Like a mutation or evolutionary splinter.
 
Random question but are Deathbed Tapes and Exhumed Visions the same person? I was just wondering what Exhumed’s connection was to Josh.
 
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