Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mushroom King]

Here she goes. The rings on the shower screeching are practically a Dead by Daylight tell.

Too Many - Flair

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

This*, literally everything he has ever made has been disgusting. I would rather eat a dog turd. Eating a bowl of condiment slop makes me physically ill. I know it's a meme but his immune system seriously needs to be studied. He eats roaches and slop that's more bacteria than food regularly, between that and his teeth it's a miracle he hasn't died and I cant remember the last time he's even been sick.

Clint and his future neighbors better hope that whatever bog swamp he's being imported to has old electric appliances like his last two places otherwise he's going to set the place on fire. Between putting greasy cardboard in an oven overnight while he's passed out and ten different types of oils, greases, and alcohol into a boiling cauldron at max settings it's only a matter of time before he turns into KingCrispyJFS

His first apartment almost burned down from frying potatoes on a gas stove, right? I'm pretty sure his current place is gas too.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

His first apartment almost burned down from frying potatoes on a gas stove, right? I'm pretty sure his current place is gas too.

Cobes has never had a gas stove. His old stove was electric and so is his new one.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I just rewatched it. It literally looks like he's trying to blow the pilot out, while the oil filled container catches on fire underneath. That's a burner. Electric stoves don't have burners like that. Their normally just flat/flush at the top.

Cobes has never had a gas stove. His old stove was electric and so is his new one.

 

[Shishou Dollars]

I could not for the life of me get a clear still image of the hoard because of this cows 720p camera but holy shit
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what the fuck are we looking at



edit: I forgot this bitch has 6 cats holy shit
in these conditions???

Piss lighting giving me serious old CWC vibes

 

[Twinkie]

I just rewatched it. It literally looks like he's trying to blow the pilot out, while the oil filled container catches on fire underneath. That's a burner. Electric stoves don't have burners like that. Their normally just flat/flush at the top.

Can you post the link?

Electric stovetops can easily catch on fire it's not something that's exclusive to gas. I too remember him only having electric stoves in both hovels. They can still catch fire easily if food spills on the coils especially anything greasy. The heat of the coils is sufficient, it doensn't need to be open flame to ignite.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I just rewatched it. It literally looks like he's trying to blow the pilot out, while the oil filled container catches on fire underneath. That's a burner. Electric stoves don't have burners like that. Their normally just flat/flush at the top.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Jesus that thing has to be old as fuck. Evey electric stove top I've ever seen, always has flat square boxes to indicate where the burners usually are. Oh well learn something new errydauy

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Thank god Cobes never had a gas stove. He would 100% be the type to make a hamburger while blackout drunk and forget it was on pass out then wake up to smoke and burn down his apartment.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Thank god Cobes never had a gas stove. He would 100% be the type to make a hamburger while blackout drunk and forget it was on pass out then wake up to smoke and burn down his apartment.

Or turn it on but not let the pilot click and gas himself. Bogwitcze.

 

[Pitckus]

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Activate Windows you THIEF

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Thank god Cobes never had a gas stove. He would 100% be the type to make a hamburger while blackout drunk and forget it was on pass out then wake up to smoke and burn down his apartment.

The only reason he hasn't burned himself down is because the 20 USD walmart brand electric skillet, that he uses on top of his electric stove, purposely doesn't get hot enough to ignite cooking oil. That thing has saved his neigbbor's lives.

 

[Penis Gnome]

The only reason he hasn't burned himself down is because the 20 USD walmart brand electric skillet, that he uses on top of his electric stove, purposely doesn't get hot enough to ignite cooking oil. That thing has saved his neigbbor's lives.

He uses his powers to prevent the oil from combusting. Praise cobras magic!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I could not for the life of me get a clear still image of the hoard because of this cows 720p camera but holy shit
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what the fuck are we looking at



edit: I forgot this bitch has 6 cats holy shit
in these conditions???

That shit looks like that photo that supposedly simulates what having a stroke can feel like. Lots of vaguely recognizable stuff, but nothing really hits.

How is she a supposedly compulsive cleaner with such a fucking nest around her? No wonder she pisses in boxes in the attic; I'm sure they're vastly more sanitary than any of the bathrooms.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

We need a NaL soundboard of all her most used lines. The question is, what is NaL’s “That’s what’s up”

Also, she lives in a Resident Evil 7 house, wtf? She should be barred from keeping any animals.

I imagine there's a bunch of tiny skeletons and cat shit dotted around that hoard.

ETA
I love how nonchalant he is about just trying to blow it out and telling it to stop.

 

[Simp Biscuit]

Long time lurker first time thread poster:

He's still relatively young, despite all the substance abuse and poor diet, so he's been coasting on those Papa Nips Genes through his twenties. That's all about to come crashing down in the next few years as middle age and his lifestyle rip his metabolism to shreds.

One aspect of Cobes that I almost never see discussed is his childhood as a gymnast and short career as a wrestler. It's unfortunate there's no readily available pics of Cobe's on the rings with his dumb glasses, or his fish lips hitting his nose while on the pommel horse. The male gymnasts I know simply don't hit the wall unless their knees finally give out, even if they stop working out completely. Granted, no one I know, and possibly on earth, has the diet and low levels of activity as Josh at this point.

I just thought this was something unique to inject into the thread and would appreciate it if anyone could post RARE Josh gymnastics pics.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Long time lurker first time thread poster:



One aspect of Cobes that I almost never see discussed is his childhood as a gymnast and short career as a wrestler. It's unfortunate there's no readily available pics of Cobe's on the rings with his dumb glasses, or his fish lips hitting his nose while on the pommel horse. The male gymnasts I know simply don't hit the wall unless their knees finally give out, even if they stop working out completely. Granted, no one I know, and possibly on earth, has the diet and low levels of activity as Josh at this point.

I just thought this was something unique to inject into the thread and would appreciate it if anyone could post RARE Josh gymnastics pics.

I'm more interested if he ever took a selfish with the letterman jacket he got. As far as I know, he stayed on the wrestling team long enough to get one.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

The hair in a can and "hair appointment" was some of the funniest shit he's done with it.

Bless that hairdresser's heart. She did as good a job as could possibly be done. It looked good from the right angle. I wonder why he stopped wearing the bandanas? That was peak boglim era.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

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If he just cut the skullet and kept the pipe as something to fixate on while sitting atop his bog throne he could have pulled off a helluva Red Bog Forman toobz.

Swap the pipe for a cigarette holder and you got Hunter S Bogson

 

[cuttysnark]