Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Curbstomping NAL. With no survivors.
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Sicko Hunter said:
The first apartment tour from back at his old place gives a pretty good idea of Josh's stature. If I had to just guess off the top of my head I'd put him at around 5'11". Judge for yourself here:
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So funny how he can't really stick his tongue out. He has ankyloglossia and you'd think he'd avoid showing it off. But... boglim's razor rears it's tarded head. I'll never get over how funny he looks trying to mimic actual human behavior.

He mentioned that the new place isn't any closer to downtown but with a bit of luck it WILL be closer to business's.

And about that vid, who the fuck drinks bailey's straight? That's some sweet shit bru. Gives me a head ache thinking about it.

There was period after "The big Lobowski" came out where many people were drinking white Russians and man I learned to hate that fucking drink. Worst hangovers on the planet, toobz.

And when the fuck is he going to pack his shit and move already? Looked like he's done nothing in that latest vid.

Guess he's waiting for Clint to have a day off and get to work for him. Lazy shiftless bogbum. Love that guy. Fuck sickos.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
The first apartment tour from back at his old place gives a pretty good idea of Josh's stature. If I had to just guess off the top of my head I'd put him at around 5'11". Judge for yourself here:
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I always laugh at the horrifying, tense music as it pans over the godforsaken dark brown carpet. It literally looks like a dirt floor.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
Guess he's waiting for Clint to have a day off and get to work for him. Lazy shiftless bogbum. Love that guy. Fuck sickos.
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He hates moving more than he loves drink combos, it is what it is.

Clint better pick up the pace, that furniture isn't gonna move itself and he's still got to clean the whole apartment too.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
He hates moving more than he loves drink combos, it is what it is.

Clint better pick up the pace, that furniture isn't gonna move itself and he's still got to clean the whole apartment too.
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I imagine the cleaning job to be a pretty easy task. Empty the place out, and just scrub it all down. Its not a long job once everything is out of the place. It might be a bit harder as you know Josh is not going to provide any help at all, just like with the general move he provides very little.

Most of his shit should really be tossed into a landfill, and some new furniture bought. There must be a local charity that has cheap home furniture like wardrobes, chairs, beds, that type of thing.

I am looking forward to see the Kings new place, with a small bit of hope he actually looks after the place somewhat.
 
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whogoesthere said:
I imagine the cleaning job to be a pretty easy task. Empty the place out, and just scrub it all down. Its not a long job once everything is out of the place. It might be a bit harder as you know Josh is not going to provide any help at all, just like with the general move he provides very little.
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It's definitely not trashed like the old apartment was. They'll be completely renovating the unit from top to bottom like the others so no cleaning might even be needed. Wonder if they'll find a mummified Puff under the green stove.

whogoesthere said:
Most of his shit should really be tossed into a landfill, and some new furniture bought. There must be a local charity that has cheap home furniture like wardrobes, chairs, beds, that type of thing.

I am looking forward to see the Kings new place, with a small bit of hope he actually looks after the place somewhat.
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The dog chair needs to be given the Old Yeller treatment, that's for damn sure. Cobra needs a black leather recliner.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The dog chair needs to be given the Old Yeller treatment, that's for damn sure. Cobra needs a black leather recliner.
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Chairbug genocide TWU

Umaibae said:
Did anyone catch that he has to change his PO Box? I can’t think of any reason for that to happen UNLESS he’s moving significantly further away from Casper proper.

You don’t need to live near where your PO Box is. There’s no reason he needs to actually change it.
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There's no way Homedad would let him move significantly far away from Casper. Clunt wants Jorp out of sight and out of mind, but close enough that he can still bail him out. I can't think of a good reason he would have to change the P.O. box though, even if he was moving far away, like you said there's no requirement that it be anywhere near your actual address.
 
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