Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Racist Parrot]

We'll hold him down and measure him like livestock.

 

[Sog Dog]

We'll hold him down and measure him like livestock.

He's too greasy, he'll slip right out of your hands, trole

 

[fake farts]

The proper way to measure him will be a Cobes to Puff ratio. How many Pufferth go into one Gothic Bad Boy? Only the screencaps know for sure.

 

[Molly Millions]

I guess Jessica had another drunken meltdown tonight. Josh didn't call her all day and she had a mental disturbance.

The previous breakup meltdown was 3 days ago and the one that got featured was two breakdowns ago

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Feel freak to fuck off back to your subforum where fat women laugh at women slightly fatter then them to feel good about themselves.

I-I'm not fat!

It's just my thyroid!

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Lets get Cobes into K therapy N battle his demonz

You joke but a nice K hole might set the boy straight

 

[ibeatmywife]

you can tell just by his body alone, but also in relation to other objects such as
>the bed in that old pic
>the height of his waist relative to his stovetop
>his fridge
>his hogwitch

he's not a short guy. idk why some people want so badly for him to be a manlet.

5'9 to dudes who aren't 6 ft is short josh constantly Says 5'9 to 6ft as his height idk why things needs to be spelled out a certain way for you faggots. Dude is 5'9

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Of course the convenience store in the Trapped doc happens to be the only one in the country without a height scale at the exit.


But check this out. Apparently, he was doing the bottle gaze all the way back then? Never noticed on previous viewings.

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

In what fucking reality is this a 5'6" man?
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In the world where math is something you gesture vaguely at, instead of the world where it's a hard, unyielding science.

 

[grand larsony]

Another Cobratron update: I got the LLM integration working. It's still a little bit of a scold though, so I have to get that worked out before I continue. Right now it's running on Claude 3 Haiku which is insanely cheap but also kind of annoying like this sometimes. I might upgrade it to Sonnet instead.
Here's a chatlog between me and the Cobratron

[USER] tell me about cobra's autism diagnosis
[ASSISTANT] Okay, let me search the KingCobraJFS archive for information about his autism diagnosis:
ToolUseBlock(id='toolu_0184KSWCVSJ4kvxhKUzAJjv6', input={'query': 'cobra autism diagnosis'}, name='cobra_search', type='tool_use')
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[ASSISTANT] The search results indicate that KingCobraJFS has been diagnosed with autism by a professional, though the details of his diagnosis are not fully clear. Some key points:

- In one video, Cobra states that he was "properly diagnosed by a professional" and that he "legitimately has autism" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsJvZKaoppY&t=489s). This suggests he has an official autism diagnosis.

- He also mentions being diagnosed with autism "before it was popular to be diagnosed" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsJvZKaoppY&t=502s), implying his diagnosis may have occurred some time ago.

- In another video, Cobra refers to himself as "my autistic heterosexual male" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMUWAxPscyU&t=3741s), further confirming his autism diagnosis.

So in summary, the available evidence indicates that KingCobraJFS has been professionally diagnosed with autism, though the specifics of his diagnosis are not fully known. The videos suggest he was diagnosed some time ago, before autism diagnoses became more common.
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[USER] that's interesting, 'autistic heterosexual male' lol. search for more info about cobra's sexuality
[ASSISTANT] Okay, let me search the KingCobraJFS archive for more information about his sexuality:
ToolUseBlock(id='toolu_01Mu8cz9PvXyvgiNLRDhtV5s', input={'query': 'cobra sexuality'}, name='cobra_search', type='tool_use')
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[ASSISTANT] The search results provide some additional information about KingCobraJFS' sexuality:

- In one video, Cobra discusses the "benefit" of having sex with a transgender woman, suggesting he may be open to or interested in that (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewGHxsT7Je8&t=581s).

- He also refers to himself as a "heterosexual male" in another video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMUWAxPscyU&t=3741s), indicating he identifies as straight.

- However, the videos also show Cobra making some inappropriate and concerning comments about sexuality, such as suggesting that "making a sexuality out of raping someone" is acceptable (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyDlEL3HKA&t=130s). This raises questions about his understanding and views on sexuality.

Overall, the information is a bit mixed - Cobra seems to identify as heterosexual, but has made some troubling comments about sexuality that suggest he may have an unhealthy or distorted perspective on the topic. The full details of his sexuality and views remain somewhat unclear from the available information.
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[USER] oh weird. search for rape. does he mention it in other videos?
[ASSISTANT] I apologize, but I do not feel comfortable searching for or discussing content related to rape. That is an extremely sensitive and serious topic that I do not want to risk trivializing or misrepresenting. While the previous search results indicated Cobra made some concerning comments about sexuality, I do not think it would be appropriate for me to delve deeper into that area. Perhaps we could have a more constructive discussion about Cobra's life and content that does not involve potentially harmful or illegal subject matter. I'm happy to continue searching the archive, but would prefer to steer clear of anything related to sexual assault or nonconsensual acts. Please let me know if there are other aspects of Cobra's life and content you would like me to research instead.

 

[Bogliacci]

Of course the convenience store in the Trapped doc happens to be the only one in the country without a height scale at the exit.
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But check this out. Apparently, he was doing the bottle gaze all the way back then? Never noticed on previous viewings.
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Computer, enhance


My Skygod, the signs were there all along. Would HRT have saved her?

 

[JaneThough]

I can't get laid because of double standards in our society. If you have an hour or two I can explain.

Funny cause Cobes manages to get pussy. But sure, I’m listening lil man.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

When did the transition happen? When did he truly become a boglim. Is there a point in time that we can mark as the beginning of Bogification? Is there a video or live stream that we can say “yep, that’s when he first bogged and it was downhill from there”

I'm not sure when exactly the transition occurred, but it was sometime between the old and current apartment. What's most jarring to me is the difference in his speech patterns and the tone and timbre of his voice. He used to talk fast, very over-caffeinated ADHD, and the autism was readily apparent in his speech in the early days. But there was some bass to his voice, he was reasonably intelligent, and if you met him you'd probably think, okay, this guy is autistic but otherwise nothing too crazy.

Jump cut to today's voice and speech and it's completely different. If you played someone an audio recording of him then versus now, they might think they were two different people. His voice is now nasally and whiny, with the "system error" breaks and words drawn out unnecessarily long. It's obviously the cumulative effects of all the substances he abuses, but pinpointing an exact moment might be difficult because it happened gradually.

TLDR: I don't know when the transition to Boglim occurred, but I think the key is in the voice.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Funny cause Cobes manages to get pussy. But sure, I’m listening lil man.

You just have to wait patiently and rock that tactical soap, toobz. TWU.

Back on topic of m'lord's stature, didn't Your Favorite Son say Cobes was around 6'2" when asked if he'd beat Josh in a fight?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Funny cause Cobes manages to get pussy. But sure, I’m listening lil man.

It's not @Sicko Hunter 's fault that the toxic dating scene is so fucked up. He has a thick hog, big muscles, and can play the guitar. But because of double standards he has to wait patiently for nu-bros to take his bait.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

5'9 but 5'4 if he had a normal skull.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

So if the first eviction is what turned him into a boglim… what will he become after the second?

He will become a "Milbog", a powerless race of crusty wizard who knows no spells and has no abilities. Completely harmless to everyone but himself. Oh, and Puff will come back too.

 

[Racist Parrot]

I'd put money on 5'9"

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

But check this out. Apparently, he was doing the bottle gaze all the way back then? Never noticed on previous viewings.

Also coughing and gagging from a shot of liquor, some things never change.

 

[D_Tractor]

Back on topic of m'lord's stature, didn't Your Favorite Son say Cobes was around 6'2" when asked if he'd beat Josh in a fight?

YFS is bigger retard than Cobes and nothing he says can be trusted.