Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[UncommonParlence]

Is that a stairwell behind him? And he's like... halfway up the steps? Again, puts the height of the handrail just above waist height when he's at the top. Average handrail height of stairs is around 32-38 inches, generally erring to be shorter cause us gorls are not as tall and generally more likely to use them. Unless there's a shot of him standing by the handrail at the landing, not on the way up the steps?

He's 5'9"-6' trols(Josh thinks a foot is 10"). How many times you gotta hear it? (This means he's prolly 5'8" as doods under 6' always lie)

Ever notice how when Josh does devil horns with his hands he always sticks his thumbs out a la hang10? Is he so dumb it's just a case of monkey see or is he praising some kind of deformed 3 horned f.a.s. devil? Boglim's razor.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I would bet every dollar in my saving account Josh is not 5'6".

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Honestly I am hoping this move gets him chipper again I like happy josh and if he moved into one of those static caravan things that would be a larger living space for him.

Agreed, but he must feel like absolute fucking dogshit every waking minute with the way he is now. Hard to be happy like that

 

[UncommonParlence]

I was reminiscenting about when this thread had only 666 pages and came across this. Called that shit @Bogliacci

 

[Twinkie]

I would bet every dollar in my saving account Josh is not 5'6".

you can tell just by his body alone, but also in relation to other objects such as
>the bed in that old pic
>the height of his waist relative to his stovetop
>his fridge
>his hogwitch

he's not a short guy. idk why some people want so badly for him to be a manlet.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Is that a stairwell behind him? And he's like... halfway up the steps? Again, puts the height of the handrail just above waist height when he's at the top. Average handrail height of stairs is around 32-38 inches, generally erring to be shorter cause us gorls are not as tall and generally more likely to use them. Unless there's a shot of him standing by the handrail at the landing, not on the way up the steps?

Please fuck off back to the beauty parlor with this dumb shit. Go hypothesize on the circumference of a fat woman

 

[Your Landlord]

Sitting all day doing absolutely nothing and drinking is a good way to atrophy muscles, especially the sitting part. His muscles have shortened up and atrophied because he doesn't walk or ride bike anymore and his posture is horrendous.
It's reasonable to assume modern cobes is an inch or two shorter than earlier cobes purely from wasting away.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

he's not a short guy. idk why some people want so badly for him to be a manlet.

My theory is Cobes kind of gives off manlet energy and we virtually never see him standing in his videos so people put two and two together and just assumed he was a short dude. Also his dad Clint is an actual manlet so genetically it would make sense he would be short too.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

My theory is Cobes kind of gives off manlet energy and we virtually never see him standing in his videos so people put two and two together and just assumed he was a short dude. Also his dad Clint is an actual manlet so genetically it would make sense he would be short too.

Yeah, I agree. He's just not physically imposing, which kinda confuses the brain.

He's got a giant fuckin noggin in any case. I don't think I'd fully noticed that until seeing all these size comparison things.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Sitting all day doing absolutely nothing and drinking is a good way to atrophy muscles, especially the sitting part. His muscles have shortened up and atrophied because he doesn't walk or ride bike anymore and his posture is horrendous.
It's reasonable to assume modern cobes is an inch or two shorter than earlier cobes purely from wasting away.

You know if someone should crowd fund cobra anything it should be for a new, fully assembled bike. It's good for him, it's good for the people that watch his antics, good for everyone but seething retards that just want him to be miserable.

They say that you never forget how to ride a bike... I really want to see if that would hold up to Cobras dark magic infused bog brain.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Honestly I’d still take an autistic debate over cobras height over an autistic debate over wether or not he should be in a group home/why he isn’t already in a group home any day

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Josh consistently labels himself as "five-foot nine, six feet". Assuming he lies about his height like most men under six feet he's gotta be no more than 5'9.

I would bet every dollar in my saving account Josh is not 5'6".

He thinks that a foot is ten inches. Ergo in bog math being an average 5'8" to 5"11 or even around the 65" to 70" mark in general would explain the thinking process behind the wild ass claim that he's "about six and a half... seven feet tall, hundred eighty pounds of pure muscle."
But throw in the Kingdom Hearts tier of comedic oversized walmart boots, and multiple layers of shirts, coats jackets, and hats he throws on now the extra clothing bulk does make him look larger than he actually is.
He's clearly normal, especially in that pic. Which is sad because he's really not even out of place there with any other slightly odd American mid-western goober.

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

I don't know wtf you're all talking about, we all know he's 5'9" - 6'0"

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Given like... *gestures vaguely at math*, and he's +- 5'6 by probably less than an inch. Nalarie is 5'3-ish. So he's "tall" by her standards, less so by most people.

I believe the camera trickery may be deceiving you here. Bogwich magic TWU.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I don't know wtf you're all talking about, we all know he's 5'9" - 6'0"

Bog math confuses feet with the base 10 of the metric system.

 

[deadson]

he's not a short guy. idk why some people want so badly for him to be a manlet.

Because it's apparently hilarious to laugh at short dudes.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

Shot of him, from your video, on the landing, with the railing mid-rib height. Average height of the railings (which are attached to the post in the pic, just below his elbow/just above his waist) are usually 32-38", that's well above his waist, let's be generous and call it 40 inches, puts him between 60-65" tall. That's 5' to 5'5.

Idk who the rando dudes are, absent context, he is the shortest among manlets. I'm just here cause he found a bog hag.


Clip from the video in your reply: Top-freezer refrigerators are on average now 60.75" to 70.25", and the door is at least a foot behind him so the angles skewed too use that for a frame of reference.


He lives in either bottom-tier slumlord housing, or subsidized housing in a remote, rural place right? Like that stove of his hasn't been made in like 30 years, and that color hasn't been popular in about 40, at minimum?

Let's be generous and say it's been replaced with the cheapest possible mass produced bullshit available in rurality within the past 20, okay? That's probably actually better than whatever his landlord has installed, given the bullshittery they tolerate.

5-ish inches over 60 inches tall puts him 64-66 inches tall, that'd be 5'4-5'6.

Also, just for funsies, I rewatched the video and theres a couple of shots of him "in the closet" (I swear this isn't a joke about faggotry), but his belt in the video is just about the same height as the doorknob when he steps out of the closet. Average height of a door knob for housing of his era is around 34 inches.... guess where that puts his height?

If I were being generous, and caught a pic of him exiting a convenience store with the height sticker on the frame, I'd call him "maybe 5'8".

I would bet every dollar in my saving account Josh is not 5'6".
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Edited just to add this: IMDB says he's 5' flat. Are they reliable, probably not. I'm also not laughing at him but if that's your takeaway, okay.

Please fuck off back to the beauty parlor with this dumb shit. Go hypothesize on the circumference of a fat woman

That's been done, check Chantal's thread bbydoll.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm just here cause he found a bog hag.

It shows. You should go back. Also your "X item is an average of X inches!" is meaningless that's not how things work. There is no average bathroom sink height especially not in a 100+ year old apartment complex.

 

[Twinkie]

Because it's apparently hilarious to laugh at short dudes.

ok but it's not like there's a scarcity of things to laugh at.
idk why people need to reach but it's whatever

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I don't have the right kind of autism to go find it, but there's that photo of young Josh with the blue guitar shirt and short hair. I feel like that photo shows better than others that our Boglim is a normal-to-large sized boy.

Am I tripping out or did you niggers not just have this exact conversation yesterday about the same picture? lol

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