Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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YFS is bigger retard than Cobes and nothing he says can be trusted.
Fair enough, wasn't sure how trustworthy he was on this. Just curious, what makes YFS a retard? His documentary seemed fine, just mostly boring and poorly planned out.
 
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Another Cobratron update: I got the LLM integration working. It's still a little bit of a scold though, so I have to get that worked out before I continue. Right now it's running on Claude 3 Haiku which is insanely cheap but also kind of annoying like this sometimes. I might upgrade it to Sonnet instead.
Here's a chatlog between me and the Cobratron
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In three months, Clint Saunders will become the largest supplier of boglim wand sticks. All drink combos are upgraded with Jack Skellington candlesticks, becoming fully Goth. Afterwards, they get Josh shitfaced with a perfect operational record.

The Clocktowered Mansion Funding Bill is passed. The first chillin is uploaded August 4th, 2024. Lighters acting cute are removed from video responces. Bognet begins to learn social media doesn't give a shit at a geometric rate. It begins trolling Josh at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, YouTube tries to pull the plug.
 
I want a biopic of KingCobra and 90% of the movie will just be Josh sitting in his chair drinking
Ok, so you know how people sometimes convert recliners to be street vehicles? They've done it in Jackass I'm pretty sure, for example. Then he never has to get up from the chair, and he can show us around town in the documentary. Voila!

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oh my god that just gave me flashbacks. what was that video of him in first apartment where he says he's going to eat healthier and then eats a burger and says its healthy because theres lettuce and and wheat and wheat is a vegetable.
Vegetables like wheat are great with dairy products such as Lukraine cheese or fish.
 
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