Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Boy is creeping back up to 100k. Cobra wins again.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

There's no reason he can't stream on Kick.

Likely nobody has shown him how to be honest my dude, he is rather technilogicaly inept part of the delay him getting online after his last move is because he couldn't work out how to join his mac to a wireless network and thats something it asks you do do every now an then an holds your hands every step of the way.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

There's no reason he can't stream on Kick.

Unless kick has a 1-click button to start stream built into an iPhone app than that would be a reason. Cobra is extremely retarded he can barely upload videos. Regardless if his channel gets a 3rd strike and perma'd he'll just start a new youtube, like every other time. He's likely offline because he has to get Internet at his new apartment and he has the most garbage tier DSL available.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Replace the lucky 38 with the bell tower mansion, and Mr. House in the life support pod with Cobes fused into his chair. Before you betray him you can only communicate with him by sending donos and watching his stream.
You're the brave doordash courier sent to deliver him the platinum cat food can.

the securitrons all sound like ozzy and one of the quests he gives you is to find various ingredients for the ultimate food hack. but when you get all the ingredients you discover that cobes has not only been using the same oil all these years but its actually formed life somehow.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

the securitrons all sound like ozzy and one of the quests he gives you is to find various ingredients for the ultimate food hack. but when you get all the ingredients you discover that cobes has not only been using the same oil all these years but its actually formed life somehow.

Sharron is one of those GalPal bots an he calls out for her every now an then.

Jack replaces yes man.

 

[Bogliacci]

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Boy is creeping back up to 100k. Cobra wins again.

This same thing happened with Chantal. She lost like a thousand and had to buy more, but Cobes def isn't buying them lol.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

The same faggots (Redditors) that would be gloating and revelling in him losing his channel are the same faggots that bitch about PayPigs/NaL ‘killing content’ and also about the loss of stuff from the main sub ban… yet they would happily nuke the plethora of videos on his channel in a heartbeat.

The ones flagging him genuinely want him "punished" and could give a fuck less if it meant he was gone off the internet. If anything, most of those retards would be over the moon if taking out the YouTube made it where he lost his reach. These mongoloids just want him to suffer for a list of perceived wrongdoing and could give a shit less if the result was the complete loss of being able to watch him in any capacity.

Naturally, he has options, so that likely wouldn't happened. If it did, though, they'd take every method to make it happen, because they're infuriated that a retard "gets handouts" that they don't.

 

[AnOminous]

These mongoloids just want him to suffer for a list of perceived wrongdoing and could give a shit less if the result was the complete loss of being able to watch him in any capacity.

And then their lives would be over because they have literally nothing else. He rules the troles' lives.

 

[ASeabear8952]

A-logs celebrating their gay ops coming in nicely toobs.

 

[crying and shidding]

There's no reason he can't stream on Kick.

Null, he's regarded. It's a near miracle every time he even manages 2FA.

 

[Sog Dog]

The BOY doesn't even bother to use all the streaming equipment people send him because if it's more complicated than his crusty ass Mac webcam it boggles his bog-brain. He's not gonna figure out how to use an alt platform like Kick unless someone teaches him, and because ODD he won't listen to the troles trying to explain it to him. If his YouTube account gets perma-band he'll just stream on Facebook like he usually does when he suspended.

I fucking hate the a-logs like you wouldn't believe. They are legit more regarded than m'gourd. If they manage to get Cobes permabanned anyone who participated needs to face the same level of wrath as that fat fuck who got him fired from Wendy's.

 

[anliteralidiot]

his crusty ass Mac webcam

I'm gonna defend the Mac webcam, maybe solely because it had good enough quality to not make my head modeling a nightmare.
Like, my Cyraxx head was a bitch because the goblin is only captured at 144p, and he looks like he was hit with a brick.
Every red dot is something manually adjusted.

Cobes' head has been easier, even with the fish-eye glasses, because his webcam is acceptable.

 

[Jobama]

Cobes' head has been easier, even with the fish-eye glasses, because his webcam is acceptable.
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He somehow looks more realistic in your model than he does in real life.

 

[Sog Dog]

I'm gonna defend the Mac webcam, maybe solely because it had good enough quality to not make my head modeling a nightmare.
Like, my Cyraxx head was a bitch because the goblin is only captured at 144p, and he looks like he was hit with a brick.
Every red dot is something manually adjusted.
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Cobes' head has been easier, even with the fish-eye glasses, because his webcam is acceptable.
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Cyrax is like an actual mutant sewer goblin though. Seems kind of hard to draw the line between the camera being too low quality, and the software being designed for use with humans rather than deformed night creatures.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

A-logs celebrating their gay ops coming in nicely toobs.
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What abunch of assholes, Cobes has more balls then any of these shit touchers. It's takes some balls to put yourself out there like Cobes does namely when your as weird as Cobes

 

[Molly Millions]

I'm wondering how NAL blows her nose because that sounds really weird

 

[bonified retard]

The BOY doesn't even bother to use all the streaming equipment people send him because if it's more complicated than his crusty ass Mac webcam it boggles his bog-brain.

 

[Sog Dog]

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Can openers and tripods, the boglim's two greatest natural predators. TWU

 

[Big Nasty]

If someone released a fully rigged Blender model of King Cobra into the wild, you know that the end result would be porn. Probably with Overwatch characters. They're the bog standard of Blender porn.

Cobes getting pegged by Tracer.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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When we say Cobes is retarded we aren't joking. Like he's an actual retard.