Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[AnOminous]

When we say Cobes is retarded we aren't joking. Like he's an actual retard.

I'd guess he's in the borderline IQ range where whether you're considered a retard is based on whether you can actually function, and he's so nonfunctional he's in the actual retard range.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

There's no reason he can't stream on Kick.

Maybe if someone tells him Kick's color scheme is black and green, he'll actually set up an account there.

 

[Sog Dog]

I'd guess he's in the borderline IQ range where whether you're considered a retard is based on whether you can actually function, and he's so nonfunctional he's in the actual retard range.

I think when there's over an hour of footage on the internet of you trying and failing to figure out how to use a can opener, that's enough to firmly put you in the clinically retarded category.

 

[chimpSculpture]

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It's got to be more likely he just doesn't want to set it up, or he lost it, or broke it, something. He's stupid but it's just three legs and a clamp, if he can unscrew a bottle of Jack Daniels he can handle a tripod.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

My favorite part of this NAL saga is all the people pretending they don't watch her streams.

 

[anliteralidiot]

My favorite part of this NAL saga is all the people pretending they don't watch her streams.

tbh no one should watch her streams unless she's drunk
she's boring as hell

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

You can't tell me this isn't made for Clint Saunders

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRBBcoANRIE

 

[Potion_Time]

There's no reason he can't stream on Kick.

You have enough experience wrangling Chris Chan to know damn well this man is too regarded to figure out how to stream on another platform.

 

[Sideways To Thursday]

It's got to be more likely he just doesn't want to set it up, or he lost it, or broke it, something. He's stupid but it's just three legs and a clamp, if he can unscrew a bottle of Jack Daniels he can handle a tripod.

Yeah but for real he has a LOT of trouble getting liquor caps off and has even cut his hand trying to get the plastic seal off the cap.

 

[Captain Ahab]

It's got to be more likely he just doesn't want to set it up, or he lost it, or broke it, something. He's stupid but it's just three legs and a clamp, if he can unscrew a bottle of Jack Daniels he can handle a tripod.

Brother….

 

[Big Nasty]

He injured himself on a pizza box for gods sake

 

[UncommonParlence]

I'm wondering how NAL blows her nose because that sounds really weird

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It sounds... DUSTY(like duster).

 

[Jobama]

There's no reason he can't stream on Kick.

The last thing we need is cobes developing a gambling addiction. I’m sure you just want the collab stream were cobes tries out some dank crack combos and bossman sips on his mead.

 

[Retreaded Tire]

You can't tell me this isn't made for Clint Saunders

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JRBBcoANRIE

Lol what the fuck was this

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I think when there's over an hour of footage on the internet of you trying and failing to figure out how to use a can opener, that's enough to firmly put you in the clinically retarded category.

NAL was fumbling the can opener in one of her cooking streams. I don't know if it was legit or if she was just doing another one of her skinwalking routines to psyop Josheeee into thinking they're soulmates.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

NAL was fumbling the can opener in one of her cooking streams. I don't know if it was legit or if she was just doing another one of her skinwalking routines to psyop Josheeee into thinking they're soulmates.

It has to be a psyop, she already told him she had a 6 year dry spell, she reported sb5k's stream, she's got to be researching all of the associated content, she's aware of Jessica Messica snipe streams, yet she still does what she does.

If her motive was a nice life with the boy she wouldn't be streaming herself, she'd be giving him what he wants while encouraging him to do things like getting back into wand making, yet she's up-ended his living situation, drawn a lot more a-log attention, and streams herself constantly.

Whatever is going on in her fucked up brain, the boy isn't #1 in the hierarchy. Total NAL death.

 

[Ponzo]

If her motive was a nice life with the boy she wouldn't be streaming herself

Streaming is literally everything she has. She has no friends, no hobbies, no job, nothing. That is why she has no issue streaming to 12 people on Instagram, as long as she is not alone with her self-inflicted miserable life.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

You have come into possession of a Cobra Genie Lantern. You rub it out onto the floor and the Cobra Genie appears. What are your three wishes for the Cobraverse? yes this is gay and retarded but we ain't got much going on right now, explain rationale for extra interest.

1. Salazar, Garfield, and Puff turn into real life monsters, deadly, and at Josh's command.
2. Josh grows into a 9 foot tall giant, turned into living stone, spray painted black and green.
3. NAL becomes the protagonist of "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" for her sins.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

You have come into possession of a Cobra Genie Lantern. You rub it out onto the floor and the Cobra Genie appears. What are your three wishes for the Cobraverse? yes this is gay and retarded but we ain't got much going on right now, explain rationale for extra interest.

Josh wins the lottery
Josh gets hair transplants
Nal is executed

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Either reddit trolls had more traction than I expected, or some accounts got pruned. That's actually a somewhat large dip.