Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

Ugh imagine if "Shadman" drew Jessica.. jfc

Did you know Shadman drew porn of his own mother? You can find it on Newgrounds. Shocked he isn't a serial killer. Certified sicko.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

If I remember my lore correctly the dude sexts warlord and sell his nudes.

Spoiler: buuuuuuut

im being slightly facetious, but the dude does directly tap the glass with warlord and bought his nudes for a t-shirt.

He also legitimately sounds like a brain-damaged retard

 

[Xenomorph]

Incorrect; it previously said he was in a relationship with Jessica.
Josh has broken up with her, at the current moment.

Glass tapping cunt. Prove it's really you MP you know you love being the center of attention.

 

[Captain Howdy 666]

If that can be 3D printed in a PLA I might take a crack at casting it in Aluminium or Brass when I get a chance.

Superb work.

Stealing my ideas

I also would like to take a crack at printing it and see how terrifying it looks in resin.

Resin worked pretty well for @anliteralidiot's cyrax model.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Did you know Shadman drew porn of his own mother? You can find it on Newgrounds. Shocked he isn't a serial killer. Certified sicko.

Guess he can still truthfully claim he's not a motherfucker, unlike CWC.

 

[Smegward]

If I remember my lore correctly the dude sexts warlord and sell his nudes.

Spoiler: buuuuuuut

im being slightly facetious, but the dude does directly tap the glass with warlord and bought his nudes for a t-shirt.

him being sent the shirt was really funny

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Maybe she should use the hypothetical lolsuit money to see a dermatologist about her thin skin instead.

She complains how $600 to fly to Casper is way too expensive. That's like, a 30 minute call with a lawyer. She totally got the lolsuit money!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She complains how $600 to fly to Casper is way too expensive. That's like, a 30 minute call with a lawyer. She totally got the lolsuit money!

She could totally make a coherent case to a lawyer without sounding insane.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She could totally make a coherent case to a lawyer without sounding insane.

she got mad at her friend for talking to a lawyer for her...
and given the general paranoia she oozes, I don't think she trusts lawyers

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

she got mad at her friend for talking to a lawyer for her...
and given the general paranoia she oozes, I don't think she trusts lawyers

Anyone could be a demogorgon bitch. Especially random people just doing their jobs.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Anyone could be a demogorgon bitch. Especially random people just doing their jobs.

She mastered the ability to detect evil. You can accomplish this too through a fifth of liquor a day.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She mastered the ability to detect evil. You can accomplish this too through a fifth of liquor a day.

I think she's gone too far, and sees the potential for evil in everyone. Like, a man? Potential rapist.
Woman? Potentially hates her.
Bugs? Eat her weed.
Cat? Assholes.
Possums? hate her.
Dogs? Will break her phone.

Plants? pure.

Maybe it's the shit grade weed she smokes.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She mastered the ability to detect evil. You can accomplish this too through a fifth of liquor a day.

Her powers made her face age by 10 years. Battling evil 24/7 with your BPD powers is very taxing on a mortal's body.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Her powers made her face age by 10 years. Battling evil 24/7 with your BPD powers is very taxing on a mortal's body.

are you sure thats not just the effects of someone untrained messing with boglim magic? she has not embraced the protective aura of the tactical soap and it has resulted in her aging rapidly as the magic drains her life force to sustain its true and only master.

 

[UncommonParlence]

No, trole. He was just hibernating in his burrow but now he's thawed out for spring.

You're both wrong. Its called broom aging. Called that because lizards clean out their burrows before taking a long nap over winter, usually on their birthdays. Gaawwd, my trols R dum. I digres.

 

[anliteralidiot]

You're both wrong. Its called broom aging. Called that because lizards clean out their burrows before taking a long nap over winter, usually on their birthdays. Gaawwd, my trols R dum. I digres.

oh, that's why she looks like a worm!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She could totally make a coherent case to a lawyer without sounding insane.

She'd end up flashing them to prove the drawing was stealing her likeness.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

are you sure thats not just the effects of someone untrained messing with boglim magic? she has not embraced the protective aura of the tactical soap and it has resulted in her aging rapidly as the magic drains her life force to sustain its true and only master.

She was living the boglim life since before she found out about Cobes. Living la vida boglim has different effects depending on your gender. Femboglims turn into professional emotional vampires and amateur camwhores while their face and tits sag prematurely.

She'd end up flashing them to prove the drawing was stealing her likeness.

And then everyone else in the courtroom would either be dead by suicide or driven too insane to ever function normally again.

 

[Jobama]

There seems to be turmoil over a t shirt . .

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Exhumed has been selling official merch of Josh for a while now. As I was typing out my post I checked Exhumed's Reddit to see that he spoke with Josh and decided to take down the shirt tonight.

I guess the shirt is now a collectors item.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Speaking of Josh merch, a couple years ago I got to set up a badge printer at my work. So of course I decided to fuck around with the software and well.... I made a small batch of these.