Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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DirtyPictures said:
I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason?
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It's not for "absolutely no reason". The reason why Cobes goes out of his way to specify "of age" and all that shit is for years he has had 24/7 texts and calls from people accusing him of being a pedophile. Back when /r/theboglim existed you could find screenshots of people texting him accusing him of all types of shit. It did not magically start for no reason. If you go watch his old videos he did not say that. I guaran fucking tee you the reason why he said "Ozzy Osbournes kids gross me out sexually" was a troll texted him "You want to fuck Ozzy's kids you are a sicko pedo!"
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
It's not for "absolutely no reason". The reason why Cobes goes out of his way to specify "of age" and all that shit is for years he has had 24/7 texts and calls from people accusing him of being a pedophile. Back when /r/theboglim existed you could find screenshots of people texting him accusing him of all types of shit. It did not magically start for no reason. If you go watch his old videos he did not say that. I guaran fucking tee you the reason why he said "Ozzy Osbournes kids gross me out sexually" was a troll texted him "You want to fuck Ozzy's kids you are a sicko pedo!"
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Ozzy's kids gross me out sexually too. Kelly is some kind of Slenderman creature and I haven't even SEEN Jack in ten or fifteen years.
 
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DirtyPictures said:
You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
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You should change your password to gibberish and put your phone in a garbage disposal.
 
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HorusLupercal said:
Ozzy's kids gross me out sexually too. Kelly is some kind of Slenderman creature and I haven't even SEEN Jack in ten or fifteen years.
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Jack cleaned himself up pretty good. He's married, has 4 daughters, keeps himself busy with all kinds of projects and shows both solo and with Ozzy. Sadly, around 2012 I think, he was diagnosed with MS.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Jack cleaned himself up pretty good. He's married, has 4 daughters, keeps himself busy with all kinds of projects and shows both solo and with Ozzy. Sadly, around 2012 I think, he was diagnosed with MS.
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Bro Jack had a grown up and the only scenes I've seen of him past few years he is the more level headed one of the family
Sharon however looks like she's had so many facelifts they've stretched and tucked the excess up her asshole. She looks Horrible! And her daughter going same route
 
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Shinkai said:
Bro Jack had a grown up and the only scenes I've seen of him past few years he is the more level headed one of the family
Sharon however looks like she's had so many facelifts they've stretched and tucked the excess up her asshole. She looks Horrible! And her daughter going same route
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Sharon gave me a legit jumpscare the first time I saw her after years of not.
 
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JaneThough said:
What about Amy?
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Aimee made sure to stay out of the spotlight that was on the family, that has always been her stance. Plus I think she always had some resentment towards Ozzy for not being a good father. I think their relationship is much better now but it was probably the one that was on the rockiest ground. Ozzy did write a solid song for her, was a bonus track off the No More Tears album.
 
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DirtyPictures said:
You believed him when he said "I'm not sexually attracted to Ozzy's grandkids" for absolutely no reason? Or when he talked about fucking Justin Bieber's kid? Or when he was celebrating that Billy Eilish was finally eighteen? Or when he keeps talking about teenage girls all the fucking time?
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Whatever you said sounded like 100 percent bullshit
 
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Sharon gave me a legit jumpscare the first time I saw her after years of not.
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When she gives you the Ozempic & Chill look
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You know, so all of his love of Ozzy, I think I only heard him play paranoid intro (badly) and I think he tried crazy train by couldnt get even a sloppy full run going. In fact, he always mentions the singles, none of the other stuff. I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
 
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whogoesthere said:
You know, so all of his love of Ozzy, I think I only heard him play paranoid intro (badly) and I think he tried crazy train by couldnt get even a sloppy full run going. In fact, he always mentions the singles, none of the other stuff. I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
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Do you not see his gothic hat and badass gothic tattoos? He rules your life trole
 
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whogoesthere said:
You know, so all of his love of Ozzy, I think I only heard him play paranoid intro (badly) and I think he tried crazy train by couldnt get even a sloppy full run going. In fact, he always mentions the singles, none of the other stuff. I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
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He just has that low IQ love of it like mega fans of some things do. Like us basically mega fanning over a regard some of us know him service level others know what he's really like and aren't regards like Reddit who think he's some evil monster.

How many Elvis megafans are there that don't like more than just the fact he's fit and a couple songs
 
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