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ForTheHoard said:
Ozzy burned through most of his genius in Black Sabbath.
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Ehhh what? Ozzy honestly only wrote 2-3 songs with Sabbath, "Changes", "Who Are You" and "Am I Going Insane". Tony wrote all the riffs and Geezer wrote all the lyrics. Ozzy's contributions for Black Sabbath were minimal at best. I have heard rumors that he helped Geezer write the lyrics for "Fairies Wear Boots" but considering that song is about a really bad trip Geezer had ( I don't think the myth about it being about the band being attacked by skinheads is true), I am going to continue believing that is Geezer's song and his song alone.

Ozzy's "genius" didn't become apparent until after Sabbath in his unworldly ability to find bonified guitar Gods to recruit to his band. Randy, Jake, Zakk, Gus. And considering Blizzard of Oz, Diary of a Madman, and No More Tears are some of the best metal albums ever released, it is fair to say his genius was only realized after he was kicked out of Sabbath, considering Sabbath flourished immensely under Dio (and some of the Martin era albums are really good even if they are different, plus Ian's album Born Again is just fucking amazing, we don't talk about the Glen Hughes album though). Hell even today Ozzy still puts out quality music. The Ordinary Man album is by far the worst thing he has ever done that wasn't "Under Cover" (though the title track with Elton John is killer), but Patient #9 is on another level of impressive.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Ehhh what? Ozzy honestly only wrote 2-3 songs with Sabbath, "Changes", "Who Are You" and "Am I Going Insane". Tony wrote all the riffs and Geezer wrote all the lyrics. Ozzy's contributions for Black Sabbath were minimal at best. I have heard rumors that he helped Geezer write the lyrics for "Fairies Wear Boots" but considering that song is about a really bad trip Geezer had ( I don't think the myth about it being about the band being attacked by skinheads is true), I am going to continue believing that is Geezer's song and his song alone.

Ozzy's "genius" didn't become apparent until after Sabbath in his unworldly ability to find bonified guitar Gods to recruit to his band. Randy, Jake, Zakk, Gus. And considering Blizzard of Oz, Diary of a Madman, and No More Tears are some of the best metal albums ever released, it is fair to say his genius was only realized after he was kicked out of Sabbath, considering Sabbath flourished immensely under Dio (and some of the Martin era albums are really good even if they are different, plus Ian's album Born Again is just fucking amazing, we don't talk about the Glen Hughes album though). Hell even today Ozzy still puts out quality music. The Ordinary Man album is by far the worst thing he has ever done that wasn't "Under Cover" (though the title track with Elton John is killer), but Patient #9 is on another level of impressive.
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I don’t know why but outside of Sabbath I just never liked Ozzy or anything he put out. Ozzy with Sabbath is the goat but outside of sabbath every song I hear is just “whatever”. It’s not bad at all but I just feel like there’s so much other metal that I’d rather listen to
 
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whogoesthere said:
You know, so all of his love of Ozzy, I think I only heard him play paranoid intro (badly) and I think he tried crazy train by couldnt get even a sloppy full run going. In fact, he always mentions the singles, none of the other stuff. I bet that shite bag has his best Ozzy album as "Greatest Hits" or something.

Even Cradle of Filth all he mentions are Ghost in the Bog and Bogphetamine, 2 of the big singles from them.

He is such a fucking poser goth, that weirdo from wales/newcastle/parts unknown was right all along.
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his ozzy obsession comes from the osbournes show. he only knows like 4 songs
 
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BallBuster II said:
Ehhh what? Ozzy honestly only wrote 2-3 songs with Sabbath, "Changes", "Who Are You" and "Am I Going Insane". Tony wrote all the riffs and Geezer wrote all the lyrics. Ozzy's contributions for Black Sabbath were minimal at best. I have heard rumors that he helped Geezer write the lyrics for "Fairies Wear Boots" but considering that song is about a really bad trip Geezer had ( I don't think the myth about it being about the band being attacked by skinheads is true), I am going to continue believing that is Geezer's song and his song alone.

Ozzy's "genius" didn't become apparent until after Sabbath in his unworldly ability to find bonified guitar Gods to recruit to his band. Randy, Jake, Zakk, Gus. And considering Blizzard of Oz, Diary of a Madman, and No More Tears are some of the best metal albums ever released, it is fair to say his genius was only realized after he was kicked out of Sabbath, considering Sabbath flourished immensely under Dio (and some of the Martin era albums are really good even if they are different, plus Ian's album Born Again is just fucking amazing, we don't talk about the Glen Hughes album though). Hell even today Ozzy still puts out quality music. The Ordinary Man album is by far the worst thing he has ever done that wasn't "Under Cover" (though the title track with Elton John is killer), but Patient #9 is on another level of impressive.
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This is shortchanging Ozzy's role in the band. When Tony would present them with a new riff, Ozzy would create a vocal melody for it (which is an underrated talent) and stream-of-consciousness lyrics, and Geezer would take bits of those and write the rest of the words to fit the melody. Ozzy came up with terrific vocal melodies and most importantly he is one of the greatest live frontmen ever. The energy and swagger he brought to their shows (and their image) were paramount in the band becoming famous.
Also he wrote The Writ and the lyrics to Wicked World and Seventh Star is a good album
 
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BallBuster II said:
Ehhh what? Ozzy honestly only wrote 2-3 songs with Sabbath, "Changes", "Who Are You" and "Am I Going Insane". Tony wrote all the riffs and Geezer wrote all the lyrics. Ozzy's contributions for Black Sabbath were minimal at best. I have heard rumors that he helped Geezer write the lyrics for "Fairies Wear Boots" but considering that song is about a really bad trip Geezer had ( I don't think the myth about it being about the band being attacked by skinheads is true), I am going to continue believing that is Geezer's song and his song alone.
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It's a little difficult to tease that out because a fair number of songs, Ozzy is at least credited on even though we don't know what that consists of (especially in all members getting credited songs). I think he contributed a lot of the vocals, not the lyrics themselves, but the melodic interpretation of it, but most importantly, stage presence.

Also Ozzy has often seemed to be a pretty nice guy despite his bat-biting crazy man reputation, and probably had a lot to do with holding together the band.

I think the stage presence part is why Cobes worships the guy so much.
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Lolll these idiots are just as thin skinned as Cobra. The irony. Freaking out and raging for minutes over a glitter bomb.
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I love this retard's idea that anyone is going to jail over a fucking glitter bomb. If he even called the cops they probably hung up on him and said "guess what this fag just called about?"
 
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AnOminous said:
I love this retard's idea that anyone is going to jail over a fucking glitter bomb. If he even called the cops they probably hung up on him and said "guess what this fag just called about?"
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Even Cobes wouldn't call the cops over something as petty as a glitterbomb. That's the best part. He'd just seethe and brainloop over it for 20 minutes if he was really drunk but he's above wasting the cops' time.
 
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fukkit said:
his ozzy obsession comes from the osbournes show. he only knows like 4 songs
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Actually not true. I was curious about this a couple years ago and autistically searched song names of all of Ozzy's and Sabbath's top hits on lolcowgo and I found a good amount of references in his videos:

Snowblind, Crazy train, Iron man, Flying high again, see you on the other side, suicide solution (fuck suicide), Mr. Crowley, War pigs, Bark at the moon, Breaking all the rules, there ain't no easy way out, No more tears, Road to nowhere, Children of the grave, Sweet leaf, Sabbath bloody Sabbath.

It's basically all of Ozzy's and Sabbath's top 40 hits but it's not just Iron man and War pigs.
 
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WarriorForChrist said:
Am I hallucinating or did Josh once say he farted in class and inhaled the smell back into his ass?
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Yes, it happened. It wasn't while he was in class though. It was when he was working at Wendy's. He would release some noxious fumes and run back through the fart cloud so no one would have to smell them.
SeizureRobot mentions it in one of his Snake Bones episodes.

Found the Snake Bones episode:
 
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After previously causing a fight between Cobes and NAL over a shirt, Exhumed has made some more NAL themed merch.
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The stickers even support Cobes!
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It will interesting to see if this results in another fight.
 
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Jobama said:
After previously causing a fight between Cobes and NAL over a shirt, Exhumed has made some more NAL themed merch.
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The stickers even support Cobes!
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It will interesting to see if this results in another fight.
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Cobes has some epic quotes but “Your pussy smells like Wendy’s” is an all timer. That may be the best one, just an instant classic. Some of the more absurd ones like “Ozzy’s grandkids disgust me sexually” are pretty hilarious too but man…. Your pussy smells like Wendy’s (affectionate)
 
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