Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

this retard is from michigan though, isnt she from new england?? or west va, i cant remember.

Virginia Beach.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Isn't Cobes technically making shrub instead of mead?

 

[JambledUpWords]

Isn't Cobes technically making shrub instead of mead?

He’s for sure making something no human should ingest, but that’s pretty much all his cooking. Eating his cooking would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.

 

[fuckthepopulation]

I just knew he was going to be all over this skittles mead. I give it 5 days before the first sip. Not a chance he lets it go the month he claimed.

I bet he wouldn't even wait that long if he had a normal lid and not that regarded ass duct tape abomination. Might actually work to his benefit. Either that or he will spill the entire jar trying to get that shit off.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Isn't Cobes technically making shrub instead of mead?

He doesn't add pectic enzymes so I think it's technically "unclarified wine."

 

[PLEASEBANMYASS]

...sorbate...

preservative

... Potassium sorbate ...

Search this thread for "skeeter pee" for some high quality yeastposting about how sorbate isn't the end of the world. In summary, sorbate only prevents the multiplying of yeast, so if you initially add a ton they don't need to multiply to ferment all the sugars.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He’s for sure making something no human should ingest, but that’s pretty much all his cooking. Eating his cooking would qualify as cruel and unusual punishment.

Any normal person would shit themselves to death after eating or drinking something Cobes made, but Boglims get a bonus to their Constitution stat.

 

[ThatGuyWithTheBashes]

"Cancer mead coming in nicely toobz!"

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Shit, the trailer's "back in town", at least compared to Conquistador. Weather/bike/SkyGod permitting we may even see a return to his antics out in public again in time.

 

[Devious Dave]

There's this guy on YouTube who does electronic tear downs (big Clive) sometimes he does alcohol videos I wonder if cobra could manage to distill his mead like Clive does

(Link)

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Shit, the trailer's "back in town", at least compared to Conquistador. Weather/bike/SkyGod permitting we may even see a return to his antics out in public again in time.

my biggest hope would be for some bike adventures but i think the bikes broken unless clint noticed it while helping cobes move and fixed it.

 

[Jobama]

my biggest hope would be for some bike adventures but i think the bikes broken unless clint noticed it while helping cobes move and fixed it.

Have any fans ever offered to pay to get his bike fixed? With how popular the outdoor videos were I’m surprised a paypig never tried to get him a new bike or to get it fixed.

 

[crying and shidding]

Have any fans ever offered to pay to get his bike fixed? With how popular the outdoor videos were I’m surprised a paypig never tried to get him a new bike or to get it fixed.

lmao he just needs to change the tube and/or the tire on his bike. that's all that is wrong with it afaik. he's gonna get around to it weather permitting.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

The bike being broken isn't the issue it's his own laziness. Cobes is drunk so much of the time and so lazy now that he doesn't even bother to go out to ride bike. If he was sent a brand new one he would just put in in the corner of his bedroom and forget about it.

 

[Cougar Pump]

There's this guy on YouTube who does electronic tear downs (big Clive) sometimes he does alcohol videos I wonder if cobra could manage to distill his mead like Clive does
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(Link)

Don't think it's legal in the states, is it? As much of a self-styled rebel as Cobes purports to be, a moonshining arc seems unlikely.

 

[RollingRock2]

^This
Cobes is too lazy, out of shape, and black lunged to ride bike (organs permitting)
All he's done for the last year+ is sit in the dog chair and drink and then step outside to smoke
He walks like an 80 year old man

 

[bonified retard]

Spoiler: NAL posting

NAL is live on twitch talking about an altercation she got into with an employee at the liquor store. Obviously she isn't sharing much details other than she totally intimidated and owned the evil employee, and that they should be fired. She also said that she only had a couple bucks, and was there to buy a single shooter, but some stranger "paid it forward" and bought her booze. Seems like a typical day for her. I wonder how well known she is around town for stuff like this.

She's also begging for a plane ticket to see cobes in August, and is convinced Cobes is going to visit her soon, but doesn't know when. I'm only pointing this out because I saw people imply that she already had a ticket, and was going to be there for a month.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Don't think it's legal in the states, is it? As much of a self-styled rebel as Cobes purports to be, a moonshining arc seems unlikely.

If he tried to make actual moonshine he’d either go blind after trying to drink it without dumping the head and just assuming that every drip belongs in the jar from the start, or he’d decide that making mead is easier and give up half way through. It would be fun to see a horribly bog-rigged moonshine set-up, though, as even cheap ones take a little bit of work, much more than his mead adventures of “dumping random shit into a jar and waiting a few days”. He’d also be too impatient to make it through a single run.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Spoiler: NAL posting

NAL is live on twitch talking about an altercation she got into with an employee at the liquor store. Obviously she isn't sharing much details other than she totally intimidated and owned the evil employee, and that they should be fired. She also said that she only had a couple bucks, and was there to buy a single shooter, but some stranger "paid it forward" and bought her booze. Seems like a typical day for her. I wonder how well known she is around town for stuff like this.

She's also begging for a plane ticket to see cobes in August, and is convinced Cobes is going to visit her soon, but doesn't know when. I'm only pointing this out because I saw people imply that she already had a ticket, and was going to be there for a month.

she’s still on. Drunk and talking about a bottle of perfume she says she stole.

Now trying to convince randos Josh does want to visit her for real because he totally brought it up on his own once. Which means she is bugging him about it all the fucking time.

 

[Shinkai]

Any normal person would shit themselves to death after eating or drinking something Cobes made, but Boglims get a bonus to their Constitution stat.

Wonder the last time he had a solid shit and not a thin brown liquid line so vicious it could cut metal like those tools