Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Next dangerous tiktok challenge that finally gets the fucking app banned has arrived it seems.
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it’s funnier seeing her and this right below it
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
Next dangerous tiktok challenge that finally gets the fucking app banned has arrived it seems.
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Slim Boglim said:
A viral tiktok challenge trend of people replicating dank food hacks and trying to force them down would be kino
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Yeah, I feel a lot of his challenges would kill a normal person, at the very least food poisoning. Would actually love to see people trying this. Also, did she nail it? A lot of Cobes' food hacks require a settling time of a few hours don't they? That's when the real flavor kicks in. That sushi needs a good set.
 
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indeed, unlike my creation which looks just like Josh. And color palette is correct. Though I did not try get the dragon in.View attachment 6007553
First I tried to get long hair with male pattern baldness, but that shit don't fly... AI does not accept such badass gothic hair style... all you can do is hide it Cobes.
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This is what Josh sees in the mirror
 
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Grape Garden said:
Yeah, I feel a lot of his challenges would kill a normal person, at the very least food poisoning.
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I presume cobes is in a perpetual state of malaise, permanently afflicted with diarrhea as a result of running so much rotten sugar and ruined foodstuffs through himself. How can you tell if/when you're ill if you're always ill?
 
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TheTourist said:
I presume cobes is in a perpetual state of malaise, permanently afflicted with diarrhea as a result of running so much rotten sugar and ruined foodstuffs through himself. How can you tell if/when you're ill if you're always ill?
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True, it would shock his system if he didn't feel that way, I don't know if there is a turning back now for him. He at least has cultivated new strains of something, probably immune to a lot. He needs that sugar rot water to survive. Kinda impressive he hasn't been seriously hospitalized yet, but I don't imagine he would even attempt to go if it got bad. He will outlive us all.
 
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deeman said:
Tried to make it an AI-pic with his bestest friend Puff in the side car, guess i failed, toobz.

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I got you Cobro.
Now that Josh has moved, how will Puff find his new place once he comes out of hibernation? I hope we get a reunion video soon.
 

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Stupid Cunthole said:
She gets it in her head that it is okay for her and only her to be a flying maggot-filled horsecunt to any and everyone because she deserves it.
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i think the worst part is when she is actually calm shes just constantly going on about how nobody likes her and how ugly she is or whatever until she works herself up into a frenzy. between that and her general personality i bet the last guy she tried to lure in fled as fast as he could the second he saw a way out.
 
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Grape Garden said:
True, it would shock his system if he didn't feel that way, I don't know if there is a turning back now for him. He at least has cultivated new strains of something, probably immune to a lot. He needs that sugar rot water to survive. Kinda impressive he hasn't been seriously hospitalized yet, but I don't imagine he would even attempt to go if it got bad. He will outlive us all.
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There's examples out there of people with extremely unhealthy eating habits getting sick for up to a week when being put on a strict program of not eating garbage. Pretty sure if we got cobes eating 'properly' he'd feel that shock bad, preventing him from seeing it through. You're right, we can't 'fix' him, he's perfect. God's most resilient cockroach is a man walking among us.
 
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Ponzo said:
a site where brokies go to look at onlyfans content
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she's just like us bros

edit: i've been aware of her lore for a while now, she made a tiktok before where she cheated on her boyfriend with another man. I'll try to find it and edit it here

edit: can't find it but found an old video where she was live on tiktok hitting on some ginger woman


TIL she was at Minecon 2016 (time stamped)
 
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