Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Grape Garden]

Successful Twitch career coming in nicely, toobz. Gets her first sub and shits all over them lol, what a stupid cunt. Honestly wish she didn't suicide bait for sympathy, would respect her if she actually killed herself. I love her logic about not responding to chat when people closest to her won't even respond to her. Not a good look Joshy, why are you ignoring your queen? Wonder if the king has the balls to ghost her? Problems not there if you don't acknowledge it.

I love her so much. She's so good.

She nailed it so hard. The Clint kills me lolol.

I fucking love how he has a long ass spoon to mix the mead, but still never hits the sludge pile at the bottom.

Watching that video I was like nice, long spoon he will just mix up all that goop. I JUST wanted him to mix it all up lol.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Back to chainsmoking indoors.
Back to jen-durr and tranny relayshuns rants.
Back to quoting Terrence Pop.
Back to using a broken pipe.
Back to boglim-nomics pol ranting.
Oh yeah. I'm thinking we're so back.

 

[Grape Garden]

I only know Juggalo stuff through watching Cyraxx, but I feel confident in saying Cobes could get laid at The Gathering.

He would in fact then be drowning in of age puss. I mean anyone at the gathering is a complete upgrade from NAL. I have a Juggalo friend, he doesn't act or wear anything that would signify them as a Juggalo, but a while back he bought me a ticket to an ICP show because he had no car and asked me to just take him. I figured would be interesting at the very least, they threw root beer faygo all over this venue, they had everything wrapped in black plastic bags from the floors to the ceiling. Everyone was pretty nice, no clue about any of their music but the ticket was free and was fun for just the spectacle of it. Also judging from videos of watching people go to the gathering teeth don't seem to be an issue and everyone probably has terrible hygiene at a festival so he should have no problems.

 

[biggacracka]

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Yeah, in Innsmouth

 

[Drive-By Comment]

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Muscles of his face should be of scientific interest... Might find some new syndrome. Unique genetics.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I want to say a good word about the Juggalo mission right there. They did a honorable thing.
JM put out a part of the panel, where one can see, what they were up to, without having to listen to hours long streams. They didn't mince their words, when it came to NAL. Cobes' sound is fucked up, but anyway.

Some seasoned Juggalos, who like the same things he likes, say:
Nobody can tell you what to do, but you don't need to stay in a toxic relationship, dude!
There is alternatives out there.

They invited him to come to a Juggalo meetup. People would love to see him.
And then there was this woman, too.

NAL, meanwhile, resorted to her stories, more eyeliner and a hypnotizing stare. I guess, he still sends her food.
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Hah. They didn’t go for the drama of fucking with NAL.

He would in fact then be drowning in of age puss. I mean anyone at the gathering is a complete upgrade from NAL. I have a Juggalo friend, he doesn't act or wear anything that would signify them as a Juggalo, but a while back he bought me a ticket to an ICP show because he had no car and asked me to just take him. I figured would be interesting at the very least, they threw root beer faygo all over this venue, they had everything wrapped in black plastic bags from the floors to the ceiling. Everyone was pretty nice, no clue about any of their music but the ticket was free and was fun for just the spectacle of it. Also judging from videos of watching people go to the gathering teeth don't seem to be an issue and everyone probably has terrible hygiene at a festival so he should have no problems.

Yah meth is pretty popular with that crowd so teeth are totally not an issue. For real tho he would probably fit in with them and find common ground. Better than NAL and isolation or clout chasers like Aaron Valentine.

If he did perform or get invited as a joke they would love him.

 

[3deadniggers]

I only know Juggalo stuff through watching Cyraxx, but I feel confident in saying Cobes could get laid at The Gathering.

The only place he could find a woman worse than NAL.

Back to chainsmoking indoors.
Back to jen-durr and tranny relayshuns rants.
Back to quoting Terrence Pop.
Back to using a broken pipe.
Back to boglim-nomics pol ranting.
Oh yeah. I'm thinking we're so back.

A redditor contacted Terrence Pop when NAL was introduced. Pop left a comment on Cobra's video wanting to help and Cobra deleted it. He could have been on his show instead of watching it

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

A redditor contacted Terrence Pop when NAL was introduced. Pop left a comment on Cobra's video wanting to help and Cobra deleted it. He could have been on his show instead of watching it

Youre not even the real Terrence Pop, dude.

 

[Grape Garden]

Yah meth is pretty popular with that crowd so teeth are totally not an issue. For real tho he would probably fit in with them and find common ground. Better than NAL and isolation or clout chasers like Aaron Valentine.

If he did perform or get invited as a joke they would love him.

Yeah, I oddly find it pretty wholesome, he would be around people who just treated him normal, plus all the free clown tiddies he could ever want to see.

 

[bonified retard]

He would be set for LN birthday gifts for years. Then again, if NAL came back over he might get macheted with them when she found out about it.

That whole katana situation was so pathetic. And the worst part, that I never see get brought up, was that it was originally for Darf. Rare bad friend moment by cobes.

Edit: wasn't born knowing how timestamps work

 

[3deadniggers]

Youre not even the real Terrence Pop, dude.

Subreddits gone so I can't find the post but it was the real Pop. Would have been fun to see Cobes try to deal with Pops and NAL calling him to freak out. If Cobes didn't have the ego he has he could still reach out and get the cross over going.

Is a katana worse than a used Pikachu blanket?

 

[Fortyone]

Anyone else miss the reddit because of how it made high quality cobra content easy to find? I know they had issues with alogging but it was the best way to find good shit as opposed to KF which is a better way to keep up with ongoing happenings.

 

[Potion_Time]

Anyone else miss the reddit because of how it made high quality cobra content easy to find? I know they had issues with alogging but it was the best way to find good shit as opposed to KF which is a better way to keep up with ongoing happenings.

Their autism outweighed their entertainment value. They had genuine hatred in their hearts for an unwashed goblin from Wyoming who for the most part kept to himself drinking all day in a hovel not being a burden on anybody but nipple daddy.

Cobra really did rule their sad pathetic trole lives.

 

[Swamp Thang]

Anyone else miss the reddit because of how it made high quality cobra content easy to find? I know they had issues with alogging but it was the best way to find good shit as opposed to KF which is a better way to keep up with ongoing happenings.

It was a good place for shitposting too, its too bad redditors can't handle having something like that without alogging.

 

[Slim Boglim]

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Alright ALRIGHT I know it’s a low hanging fruit to say he looks like a fish. I know it’s the most newfag thing in the world to go “look he’s a carp guise!” BuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUTTTTT in the particular screen he looks extra fishy. Not just the lips, the mouth, but the eyes. He’s got that fish out of water look. That look the fish gives when it’s taken off the hook and somebody is holding it for a few moments for a picture. Just that blank hollow stare while is sucks in air, completely hopeless and immobilized while a higher being decides its fate where in another moment it’ll either be returned to its home or slaughtered mercilessly and thrown on ice

 

[3deadniggers]

Anyone else miss the reddit because of how it made high quality cobra content easy to find? I know they had issues with alogging but it was the best way to find good shit as opposed to KF which is a better way to keep up with ongoing happenings.

Subreddit was good for finding recent clips. This thread has so many people posting garbage anything happening is buried under 3 pages of youtube quality comments comparing Cobra's lips to a fish.

 

[mydadtucksmeinmysleep]

Josh could be handsome if he started mewing, he’s a high 3 or a low 4 currently.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

The Troon Snape/Feminine product joke he makes around 4:10 is shockingly clever for Cobes's standards. Didn't think his bog brain would be capable of making an abstract connection like that.

 

[3deadniggers]

If Cobes found out how many of his trolles are they/thems would be turn against them?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The Troon Snape/Feminine product joke he makes around 4:10 is shockingly clever for Cobes's standards. Didn't think his bog brain would be capable of making an abstract connection like that.

That's because it's pretty common passed around harry potter meme he's reciting, poorly. Josh doesn't have many original thoughts, they're just parroted from other things. His original ideas are very obvious, as they're quite literally retarded.

Anyone else miss the reddit because of how it made high quality cobra content easy to find? I know they had issues with alogging but it was the best way to find good shit as opposed to KF which is a better way to keep up with ongoing happenings.

The only time I really used the reddit was when following a link from here, but you're correct it's frustrating with the popular cows. We really need two threads for most cows, especially the very popular mainstream cows that do not warrant their own subforum. One for content only (local archives, social media posts, relevant articles/happenings/video/pictures/etc) and one for discussion. It would be far better for posterity and discussion overall. Perfect example is the Rekeita thread right now, or any thread when a big happening occurs, critical details and important posts are buried in between hundreds of people repeating the same statements or asking the same questions. The same questions and same statements get repeated ad nauseum because the thread is moving so fast. It would be far better for the longevity and usability of the site if important information was located in one concise easily searchable location. My eve online forum handles content this way and it just makes so much sense in this context that I'm surprised it's not practiced.