Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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It was a bit feels inducing that he could not drop his gothic bad boy façade in moment like that, because he knows he is dependent on his dad. Had to keep act up.
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Yeah, I think deep down Cobes knows his dad has actually tried a lot to be their for him. Gotta be a bad boy though, so keep the act legit.
 
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Quincy Mcdaniels said:
I still maintain Clint has done the biggest disservice to cobes out of anyone in the cobraverse. Clint has made cobes' autism the center of cobes' entire identity. It's a perma-crutch. But once again clint labeled him with ODD, wether its real or not, and its yet another crutch for cobra.

I have an autistic cousin who is more sheltered than cobes but now at 34, he's a neet. Oddly enough, his parents made his autism/aspergers his entire life. My cousin, like cobes, ALMOST escaped it in his 20s when he had a job and a bit of a social life. But then his family moved and took him with them. My cousin got into a car accident and he relapsed and is now a 34 year old shut in neet. Honestly hes just like cobes except that hes straightedge.

On the flipside, my college roommate was pretty autistic. Probably... 70-75% of cobes' potency. He had plenty of weird delusions like cobra (anime powers instead of chi balls, opening naruto gates, ect) but he wound up graduating college, got a job in IT, worked in it for 10 years, then went ahead and got a job in a hospital IT dept, and is making well over 60k a year. Everyone knew he was an odd duck but we rolled with it and he's a fairly normal, weird, anime nerd in his later 30s.

You CAN make something of your life if you dont lean on crutches all the time and cope.
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i cant fully blame clint since he has to be a little retarded in his own right to have even hooked up with cobes mom to begin with. but he is just doing what many parents do when they have a child with some form of mental impairment. they either accidentally or on purpose reinforce all the negative traits of the issue to the point that the child no longer has the ability to improve.

i think there was a time where cobes could have made something of himself and even if he was a little slow at times could have held down a well paying job as well. but it seems like he was never really taught much in school or at home aside from the basics and eventually the bog brain consumed him.

current cobes is beyond saving the constant drinking and duster abuse have destroyed his brain cells to the point if he even survives long enough he will almost for sure end up in a group home because he will have the brain function of a 80 year old if even that.

if cobes was given all the tools to succeed when he was younger and taught how to manage his issues he would be an entirely different person than what we see now.
Bogliacci said:

So Jessica "Exposes" Aaron 3 months later, does the classic lolcow tactic of saying that she knows something really bad about him but that she won't reveal it yet, meanwhile she says a bunch of "bad" stuff he did, because she doesn't actually have much shit to fling, if it's even real. Straight up just a bpd bitch trying to isolate Josh and force him to pay attention to her imo
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this is exactly what will happen when/if cobes tells her to fuck off forever. she will say all sorts of shit trying to "expose" him and try to make herself the victim. her entire goal with everything she does is to get as much attention onto herself as possible.

i wonder if aaron has anything he can say about her because it sure would be funny if this comes back to bite her.
 
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North Oakland Avenue said:
Honestly I like the bogthrone streams more than his god-tier food hacks. Now that he can smoke inside we get 30% more cobes per video.
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You're right. I betray my plebian taste by preferring his food hacks. Only true patrician boglim connoisseurs can appreciate the king's gender relations decrees.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
but he is just doing what many parents do when they have a child with some form of mental impairment. they either accidentally or on purpose reinforce all the negative traits of the issue to the point that the child no longer has the ability to improve.
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I think another thing that fucked up his ability to improve was American public schooling as well. I remember back when I was in High School when I would see the special ed classes they would have kids like Josh, people slightly more retarded than Josh, and then full on mongoloids all together. I would imagine that the variety of tards makes it much harder to teach a class, and all I remember them doing was waiting out in the hallways when some belligerent tard was breaking shit in their room.
 
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