Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[NoodleFucker3000]

NAL might have the ticket to Casper but:

Who is picking her up at the airport. It's not Josh and that hoe is broke

If Clint doesn't pick her up how is she gonna, get there? Walk? Sell her McPussy to random people at 5 cent a pop until she makes enough for uber?
She's too dumb to come here and get his address and let's hope Josh isn't dumb enough to tell her.

 

[ibeatmywife]

NAL might have the ticket to Casper but:

Who is picking her up at the airport. It's not Josh and that hoe is broke

If Clint doesn't pick her up how is she gonna, get there? Walk? Sell her McPussy to random people at 5 cent a pop until she makes enough for uber?
She's too dumb to come here and get his address and let's hope Josh isn't dumb enough to tell her

I thought clint would just tell him she isn't allowed back to the trailer. I will be shocked if he allows her to just come right back after she was clearly the main reason he got evicted. If he does allow it he's either retarded or maybe he will allow one trip so she gives a reason for him to be like see josh now she can't come back. I don't understand why he would allow the risk when all the financial burden is on him.

 

['Ole Dente]

There is a difference between encouraging hobbies and encouraging decent behavior. Clint was supportive in the sense of helping him with his hobbies, but I don’t think he was given enough encouragement with his behavior. For instance, by job corps, he struggled with basic tasks that could have been taught at an early age, such as reading directions. You’ll even see it in his cooking videos where he just doesn’t bother reading directions on how to make box mac and cheese.

I think it's a fair assumption that if he was encouraging hobbies he was also encouraging decent behavior but neither of us could ever verify that so

That's a thing with his ODD, he doesn't read instructions or really take many lessons to heart because he interprets it as someone telling him how to do something. His brain will immediately disregard anything if he interprets it as a command or instruction, it is unfortunate that he has a broad interpretation of what that is because he doesn't learn anything as a result. This is really the origin of why he never does anything right, from food combos/drink combos all the way down to picking up cigarette butts off the road to smoke.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Am I crazy or is this new place the most depressing and claustrophobic?

trailers are depressing in general tbh.

 

[RollingRock2]

So how much is he smoking now? It's amazing how quick he started chain smoking again now that he can light up in the tin can.

He could stream for hours without a smoke in the second apartment. As soon as he can smoke indoors again he can't show up on video without chiefing a pipe. BOY's lungs aren't going to blacken themselves!

 

[Slim Boglim]

I really think Clint was too harsh. I find it unethical to use punishment as means to produce better behavior, and it’s clinically been shown to be ineffective. Unless Cobes actually had a job that required shorter hair, it probably wasn’t necessary. Now, if Clint just gave verbal praise more often when Cobes did appropriate behaviors (like wearing deodorant regularly, brushing teeth, or doing dishes), that may have helped too. He could even have used delayed reinforcement with a token economy where he could work for things like gift cards, hobby items, etc. I guess I would have a way different approach than Clint when working with a case like Cobra’s.

Clint was also really mean even if indirectly. He knew Josh is autistic and can’t take a joke because he takes things too literally. He knows Josh was bullied relentlessly for being weird, he knows he was teased mercilessly about his crush’s in middle school. Clint even told a story about how Josh’s peers wrote letters posing as a girl he had a crush on saying she liked him only for them tk reveal it was a prank when he got excited. Then he turned around and would tease Josh about girls in highschool and say shit like “when are you going to get a girlfriend” and stuff. The guy is clearly deeply insecure about it and you, his own father, are gonna tease him about it?

I think that he became really creepy about women and began stalking and obsessing over them or seeing women as a means to an end because if things like this. He didn’t just want a girlfriend for companionship, he wanted a girlfriend so people would stop teasing him and to spite them, put them in their place or even if he wasn’t aware, earn their acceptance. It’s been a lifelong trend with him where even as an adult he focused heavily and lamented “going through a dryspell” with people always texting him he “needs to get laid” and other things because that’s a sure fire way to make him fly off the handle. Likewise he handles rejection horribly because having a girlfriend is tied directly to his self worth and not having a girlfriend is something that he’s been indirectly taught is shameful and embarrassing and reflects poorly on a person. It’s why he’s obsessed with “gender relashuns.” It’s why he won’t get rid of NaL. he just doesn’t have a healthy view of relationships or sex because of all that aforementioned shit

 

[ash_clown]

NAL might have the ticket to Casper but:
Who is picking her up at the airport. It's not Josh and that hoe is broke
If Clint doesn't pick her up how is she gonna, get there?

True, however, no one thought this bitch would visit the first time.... and a second appearance? Who's to say a third can't happen

I thought clint would just tell him she isn't allowed back to the trailer.

If he does allow it he's either retarded or maybe he will allow one trip so she gives a reason for him to be like see josh now she can't come back.

Both could be true, maybe this is Clint's idea of his boy learning a hard lesson.... but at the same time you're 100% right on the financial aspect, that didn't even cross my mind.

Eh, High risk high reward toobz... might get laid before another 6 year dry spell TWU

 

[biggacracka]

Cobra in general tends to look for the easy way out of most things, and that personality flaw would make it harder to succeed

Software devs are very successful

 

[anliteralidiot]

Software devs are very successful

making software is hard toobz

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Software devs are very successful

Cobes probably thinks "software" means something like nylon leggings.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Software devs are very successful

Cobra lacks the intelligence to do that.

 

[AnOminous]

Then he turned around and would tease Josh about girls in highschool and say shit like “when are you going to get a girlfriend” and stuff. The guy is clearly deeply insecure about it and you, his own father, are gonna tease him about it?

He probably resents Cobes for being a failson even if he doesn't admit it.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

He probably resents Cobes for being a failson even if he doesn't admit it.

But at what point is it the son's fault vs the father's? So many dad's these days just raise passive worker drones and then call it a day. Then they wonder why their kid is still single at 30?

Granted none of this applies to Cobes but still.

 

[Bogliacci]

But at what point is it the son's fault vs the father's? So many dad's these days just raise passive worker drones and then call it a day. Then they wonder why their kid is still single at 30?

Granted none of this applies to Cobes but still.

Failsons come from failfathers Sdafs wait wait no! NO!!! I refuse to be caught in the clint parenting loop!!!! I'm breaking free!!!!

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Failsons come from failfathers Sdafs wait wait no! NO!!! I refuse to be caught in the clint parenting loop!!!! I'm breaking free!!!!
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Better not escape the conditioning, BOY!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Cobes probably thinks "software" means something like nylon leggings.

I’d pay Cobes if he just spent a stream explaining technical terms from various fields of study without looking at definitions. It would be especially funny if he was given a bunch of medical, mathematical, musical, and technology terminology to do this with.

 

[Your Landlord]

I’d pay Cobes if he just spent a stream explaining technical terms from various fields of study without looking at definitions. It would be especially funny if he was given a bunch of medical, mathematical, musical, and technology terminology to do this with.

A young cobra would have done it for a few bucks, but modern cobra is way too insecure to do that I think.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I’d pay Cobes if he just spent a stream explaining technical terms from various fields of study without looking at definitions. It would be especially funny if he was given a bunch of medical, mathematical, musical, and technology terminology to do this with.

Cobes adding medical prefixes to terms, calling his mead "dyskinegic"

I misread the initial comment, but I'd still like it if he tried this but I digress myself.

 

[Big Nasty]

Checked out Cobes porm likes. There is not a single video in that list that doesn't have big tits in it. He's a fan of Sophie Dee.

The turgid Cobra fears the smol tiddy.

Otherwise, common themes are lesbians, massage, squirting, goth themes, religious themes etc.

No dicks or fat chicks allowed.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Cobra lacks the intelligence to do that.

The fucked up thing is that he, in fact, does not. Believe me.

Failsons come from failfathers Sdafs wait wait no! NO!!! I refuse to be caught in the clint parenting loop!!!! I'm breaking free!!!!
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Winfathers create Failsons, Failsons become Failfathers. Failfathers create Winsons, Winsons become Winfathers. It's the Circle-Stew of Life, toobs.