Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

lembit said:
Josh has turned out the way he has because Clint allowed to him to get away with bad behavior his entire life. Much of his behavior has nothing to do with autism. "Cobra can do nothing wrong and the trolls are to blame for everything".
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The troll blaming cope came much later. As in years after Josh moved out of the green basement.
 
Big Nasty said:
Checked out Cobes porm likes. There is not a single video in that list that doesn't have big tits in it. He's a fan of Sophie Dee.

The turgid Cobra fears the smol tiddy.

Otherwise, common themes are lesbians, massage, squirting, goth themes, religious themes etc.

No dicks or fat chicks allowed.
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He’ll never get it in real life, so this is the closest he’ll ever get to his dream girl. Any woman he gets with, such as NAL, are out of desperation. He can be entertaining, but Cobes would be a nightmare to be in a relationship with. You’d pretty much have to be a stand in parent for him, and that would be a romance killer for most women. On top of that, he smells a ton and neglects his hygiene to the point of giving himself sickness. It’s telling that only someone like NAL would agree to be with him (even just short term), as I think the only types of women he could pull are ones with severe mental illnesses like himself. Luckily, Cobes never said sanity was a requirement to be his girlfriend.
 
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Bogliacci said:
Failsons come from failfathers Sdafs wait wait no! NO!!! I refuse to be caught in the clint parenting loop!!!! I'm breaking free!!!!
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Fuckin shit I didn’t even realize I was in the Clint loop. It sneaks up on you. You can be shitposting about Mountain dew and let your guard down for a second and BOOM next thing you know you’re waxing poetic about Clint’s parenting missteps.
 
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girldaniel said:
Is this the biggest dry spell we've had content wise in awhile? I keep checking in hoping I've missed something but it's just Nal being a disgusting retard and a little snippet of a stream here and there. Maybe I just have been spoiled in the past years but so far the Trailer Saga is MDNWU
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Content dryspells are just how the Cobraverse works, bud.
 
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Okay, icons for food hack ingredients, and other ladies I missed the first round. Someone said, "Lucrene" in the ingredients list, but I don't know what that is. And I made a Sargento bag for sarenghetto. If that's wrong, just reply and tell me.
If there's more hack additives, also just reply and tell me.
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anliteralidiot said:
Okay, icons for food hack ingredients, and other ladies I missed the first round. Someone said, "Lucrene" in the ingredients list, but I don't know what that is. And I made a Sargento bag for sarenghetto. If that's wrong, just reply and tell me.
If there's more hack additives, also just reply and tell me.
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Lucerne's a brand that makes cheeses and other dairy products. I think they're from that part of the country, not nationwide. Cobra uses their shredded version (pronounced Lukraine):

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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Lucerne's a brand that makes cheeses and other dairy products. I think they're from that part of the country, not nationwide. Cobra uses their shredded version (pronounced Lukraine):

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Lucerne cheese is also sold at Albertson's, which is (or was) Josh's go-to grocery store until he got banned from it last year. I think Tanis or Clint still buy his groceries though.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I believe he also uses Doordash for groceries.
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If he does it's extremely rare. He gets money for groceries from his tugboat as part of his program in wyoming. Tanis does the grocery hauls for him every 2 weeks. I can't think of a time he's ever door dashed groceries. Homemom Tanis has been doing it for years now with his SNAP money. Like the tugboat, Josh doesn't have access to it because he'd blow the entire monthly reup on beef jerkey and monster energy drinks.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Okay, icons for food hack ingredients, and other ladies I missed the first round. Someone said, "Lucrene" in the ingredients list, but I don't know what that is. And I made a Sargento bag for sarenghetto. If that's wrong, just reply and tell me.
If there's more hack additives, also just reply and tell me.
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Gotta add in some “Cardinal” Cherries, a true food hack classic.

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anliteralidiot said:
Okay, icons for food hack ingredients, and other ladies I missed the first round. Someone said, "Lucrene" in the ingredients list, but I don't know what that is. And I made a Sargento bag for sarenghetto. If that's wrong, just reply and tell me.
If there's more hack additives, also just reply and tell me.
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Andoxico said:
Wtf I must've missed this, how'd he get banned from a grocery store?
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He went in when they opened in the AM to get booze and was already drunk.(multiple times) He cried about it in a couple videos and facebook rants. I slightly remember one of the faggot youtube grifters who went there to shit touch had the cops show up when they brought him to another grocery store as well because Cobes was trespassing. I couldn't tell you who the person was, but I'm sure someone here knows the "documentary" I mean.
 
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