Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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biggacracka said:
I can see him chilling with old folks, since they're at the same mental capacity (though that may be unfair to the old people) making them food hacks that wake up their dead tastes buds and ease their BMs

Edit: I'm now imagining him and an alzheimer guy rebooting each other's loop because they forgot they just said that
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Maybe the old folks might even introduce him to their of-age daughters.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
in my ideal scenario of a lolcow home, they'd have little potlucks, if they wanted, so everyone could taste his exquisid food hacks...
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I can just imagine my boy now, running around this group home with all these fine retard ladies. He sucks down their clitties in his fanciful way, hops on the beach cruiser, rides down the hall but stops for a moment....he turns back, a lustful look back at his claimed prize and he says in a sultry tone

catch you later toobs

cut to black, cue the credits, give me the fucking AWARD already
 
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anliteralidiot said:
in my ideal scenario of a lolcow home, they'd have little potlucks, if they wanted, so everyone could taste his exquisid food hacks...
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Amberlynn: speciality chili with beans, pasta, soy sauce, olives, and tube turkey

Jack Scalfani: carnivore chicken Alfredo with “noodles” made from eggs, medium rare chicken, and sauce with extra cream cheese

Cobra: Mountain Dew boiled eggs on top of Doritos, covered in cheese, wasabi, fish paste, refried beans, and bacon bits

Cobra speciality cocktail: cherry cola and Mountain Dew with coconut rum and skittles mead

MermaidQueenJude: avocado toast with large onion slices, fried egg, sour cream, Tostitos salsa, fried onions, and a side of mac and cheese
 
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BullfrogBill said:
There's still zero proof that anybody actually bought and sent bedbugs to Cobes, don't work yourself up over it.
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Fair. Looking back the info does seem pretty unreliable. I missed the original post, which does give me the impression it was a less than s 100% serious plan. I can deal with some pretty gross stuff but bedbugs trigger me like a vegan watching sausage get made. NAL is bad enough and more likely to happen and is probably actually more harmful.
 
An automatic clown said:
It's a circuitous thread huh
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It’s cause there’s not a lot going on an not a lot to talk about but we all have the desire to discuss Cobra stuff (because he rules our sad lives) so we end up falling into the same few topics that can spark up some form of discussion.

OR a new person shows up and asks something that’s already been discussed to death and we all poke fun and make sarcastic remarks about it before inevitably discussing it again for the billionth time because even though we know we’re beating a dead horse we just can’t help ourselves but take another swing
 
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Slim Boglim said:
It’s cause there’s not a lot going on an not a lot to talk about but we all have the desire to discuss Cobra stuff (because he rules our sad lives) so we end up falling into the same few topics that can spark up some form of discussion.

OR a new person shows up and asks something that’s already been discussed to death and we all poke fun and make sarcastic remarks about it before inevitably discussing it again for the billionth time because even though we know we’re beating a dead horse we just can’t help ourselves but take another swing
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I think it would be really cool if we had some kind of FAQ thing we could link new posters in the thread. The most common ones that come up that I would put in there would be

1. "Why doesn't Clint just put Cobra in a group home?"
2. "Is Clint a bad dad?" (this one is more subjective which makes is tricky)
3. "I heard Cobra was a pedophile is that really true?"
 
JambledUpWords said:
Stuff like this is why Cobes would benefit from a group home situation where he has people giving him a schedule to follow. In addition to that, group homes specializing in special needs will typically have activities to do, and provide transportation for different places around town. It’s very similar to being in an elderly retirement community, but with younger people. Downside is that all the extra services get expensive, so it isn’t always doable. Clint really should have taken him to a group home years ago, like he initially thought of doing, because Cobes on his own is barely functional.
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i think clint should have just sent cobes to the proper classes and therapists for his issues. you would be surprised how much someone like cobes can learn if you teach them early enough and can get it burned into their mind. of course that type of thing is a waste of time now. same thing goes for a group home.

if this was the cobes of the past before the internet and all the duster abuse and non stop drinking sure a group home might help maybe. but current cobes? nah trolls and a-logs would hunt him down and fuck with the entire group home until he got kicked out. i think the only thing that would help cobes at this point is some form of positive influence in his life other than clint.

cobes is more than happy to sit in his chair and rot away because thats all he really has. NAL is a crazy bog witch and its very obvious she gives zero fucks about cobes and only cares about the things he can do for her and the attention being around him gives her.
he has no real friends anymore or at least any he can actually hang out with constantly. those few streams when aaron was around talking to cobes really showcased how alone in the world cobes is most of the time.

there used to be a time where cobes always had someone around to talk to or fight with or whatever and now things are just kind of empty.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
The censored part was essentially like:
“The baby loves the taste of the rib because of the barbecue sauce. It would still have the same reaction if it were a penis.” Then she just tells people to “internalize” it and “think about it deeply.” It’s definitely sicko behavior. This video gives the uncensored part:
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Sometimes with Cobes, the ol’ broken clock tower is right twice a day.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
The main obstacles are
1. Cobes would never voluntarily go into into a group home and you can’t be forced into one without some legal precedent. He went so far as to threaten suicide if he was ever forced into one

2. The group home would have to be willing to accept him

3. Cobes wouldn’t actually kill himself (fuck suicide) but he would probably sabotage any efforts to help him and behave terribly with the express purpose of getting kicked out by making it not worth the effort to put up with him

4. On the off chance he did get accepted in one and was willing to go they would be very quickly inundated with weenery and a-log harassment and he’d be asked to leave in the hopes it’d put a stop to it

5. KFC took away the double down. I’m not mad at KFC and I still fuck with them but it sucks that they took it away. Now, I’m still gonna eat at KFC but they took away the double down and it’s kind of bullshit just sayin’. Usually when I go to KFC I get 6 extra crispy drumsticks. Large gravy. But this time I was gonna get a double down but they took it away. It is what it is I’m not mad to be quite honest I’m just saying it sucks that they took away the double down. They added it on the menu for a limited time and then they were like “oh hey…” kinda thing and took it away before I could order it again-
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No adult can be forced into a group home or assisted living, even if they're 100 years old. The best Clint could do is have Josh assessed, but I assume it wouldn't be found necessary for him. It's not like these places have tons of space for Medicaid folks like Josh.

If Josh wanted to go for his alcoholism, I could see that happening. But, as you say, it's the last thing Josh wants and understandably so.
 
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Drama Fan said:
Anyone else in here break their fucking phone recently?
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It's the phone company's fault for making such a cheap phone, doodt. Phones should be able to withstand being punched with thick metal rings.
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curbside2 said:
Fuck, the acoustics in that room are awful. I miss the old set up so much. I'll never forgive reddit faggots for getting Cobes evicted.
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Thats a funny way of spelling JESSICA.

Don't you DARE diminish aNAL's toxic influence. She's the literal devil, only worse.

She's like the one furry with a tape worm fursona but grosser. She won't rest until she's imbibed the entirety of Cobeson's very soul.

I declare a FATWA on all bog witches and their swamping grounds. She must be mocked and provoked with mild criticism(her kryptonite). Putooh!! I spit in her general direction!

And if I find out which alawg is doordashing her back to Casper I shall cast aspersion soooo hard. Fuck you for that, doodt. I wouldn't wish Jessica on Jessica.

I motherfuckin' digress! Biatch.

Fuck sickos

Twu
 
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