Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
honestly he should have a front screen protector, but I know he wouldn't let Clint out one on so I digress
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A screen protector isn't gonna save his phone from THESE weapons of mass destruction
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Yessss time for a brief week and a half of HD cobra before the lens gets smudged with boglim sauce. Not looking half bad all things considered. I’m intentionally avoiding lookin at his open mouth in HD. Somebody else can do the teeth update, I’m good on staring into the void for now.
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Mmmmm that’s some delectable lookin mead!
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Look at the residue it leaves on the glass. It’s like drinkin fuckin tomato juice. Better not be gingerly slurping on literal sludge, BOY!
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He looks pretty good. Fresh out the shower and the hat putting in serious work, I guess. Bit mystified over the hushed voice, he's far enough from his neighbours that I doubt he needs to talk quietly, but he seemed almost whispering for some reason.
Still doubt the housemate theory, but it would explain this and the limited amount of time streaming in the main area (if he's waiting for roomie to be gone).
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yessss time for a brief week and a half of HD cobra before the lens gets smudged with boglim sauce. Not looking half bad all things considered. I’m intentionally avoiding lookin at his open mouth in HD. Somebody else can do the teeth update, I’m good on staring into the void for now.
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Mmmmm that’s some delectable lookin mead!
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Look at the residue it leaves on the glass. It’s like drinkin fuckin tomato juice. Better not be gingerly slurping on literal sludge, BOY!
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That is the worst-looking mead slop I have ever saw, BOY. I am even not surprised how much Cobes survived through any self-inflicted accidents and multiple experiments testing for every single of his vlog. Looking at this mead is like looking at moldy mud with chocolate milk mixed in it. The Skittles only makes the mead looks more horrible than before. What a special kind of masterpiece from the boglim himself.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yessss time for a brief week and a half of HD cobra before the lens gets smudged with boglim sauce. Not looking half bad all things considered. I’m intentionally avoiding lookin at his open mouth in HD. Somebody else can do the teeth update, I’m good on staring into the void for now.
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Mmmmm that’s some delectable lookin mead!
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Look at the residue it leaves on the glass. It’s like drinkin fuckin tomato juice. Better not be gingerly slurping on literal sludge, BOY!
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No collars? Where's the real cobra at? this guy looks downright normal
 
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NaggotFigger said:
That is the worst-looking mead slop I have ever saw, BOY. I am even not surprised how much Cobes survived through any self-inflicted accidents and multiple experiments testing for every single of his vlog. Looking at this mead is like looking at moldy mud with chocolate milk mixed in it. The Skittles only makes the mead looks more horrible than before. What a special kind of masterpiece from the boglim himself.
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It reminds me of the container the butter is stored in after (badly) making pot brownies as a teen. Little splash of vodka will get that mead nice and ready
 
Slim Boglim said:
Do you think Cobes flexes his neck because he’s highly regarded or do you think his bog brain wiring so faulty that his tangled nerves send the singnal to flex to his fucking neck instead of his arms or biceps when he tries to flex them
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Its because trolls told him girls think flexing your neck "muscles" is sexy. People used to ask him to do it ALL the time. These, and happy birthday king, are some of the more nuanced hilarious Cobeson moments.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Yessss time for a brief week and a half of HD cobra before the lens gets smudged with boglim sauce. Not looking half bad all things considered. I’m intentionally avoiding lookin at his open mouth in HD. Somebody else can do the teeth update, I’m good on staring into the void for now.
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Mmmmm that’s some delectable lookin mead!
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Look at the residue it leaves on the glass. It’s like drinkin fuckin tomato juice. Better not be gingerly slurping on literal sludge, BOY!
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It's always so weird seeing him through a lens that doesn't have Vaseline rubbed all over it. It's like the universe giving you a small reminder this man actually exists and his life isn't some fucked up internet reality show.
 
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Jobama said:
He got a new phone already. Of course he didn’t wait long enough for the skittles to dissolve all the way.
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Looking up and to the right the entire video. Sure sign of someone telling the truth. Yesssssth.

I love how he said the mead was “overtly sweet” when he meant “overly sweet.” Never change, Boggy Boy.
Cougar Pump said:
He looks pretty good. Fresh out the shower and the hat putting in serious work, I guess. Bit mystified over the hushed voice, he's far enough from his neighbours that I doubt he needs to talk quietly, but he seemed almost whispering for some reason.
Still doubt the housemate theory, but it would explain this and the limited amount of time streaming in the main area (if he's waiting for roomie to be gone).
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Showered? That’s sweat and grime, my dude.
 
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