Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Osama Bin Laden]

There is a rumor going around that cobra might have gotten a kitten/cat because of a sound during his food review
around 5:25 into the video there is a meow

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oh no
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

 

[bonified retard]

I’m sure it’s probs been brought up before but cobes probably uses so much hot sauce and offensive sauce combinations Becase I’m sure he can’t taste anything else because the tooth decay has robbed him of a lot of his taste

He's been doing this with food since he was a small child according to Clint.

 

[3deadniggers]

@D_Tractor That community post was one of the dumbest things I've ever read. You make it sound like Cobra is torturing a cat because one meowed in a recent video. He's sitting by a window and it was probably outside. It isn't a community happening to hear a cat.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

@D_Tractor That community post was one of the dumbest things I've ever read. You make it sound like Cobra is torturing a cat because one meowed in a recent video. He's sitting by a window and it was probably outside. It isn't a community happening to hear a cat.

Right, the idea that Clint would let him get a cat or any animal after losing Puff is just ludicrous. Cobra also prefers dogs anyways, or at least I got that impression.

A boglim trailer is no place for a kitty

Smell him! He smells like cigarettes! Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigarettes.

 

[Ran-chan]

I could see him maybe feeding feral cats but I highly doubt he'd keep one in the trailer without at least hinting about it on video. It would be too big a thing in his life he'd have to talk about it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There is a rumor going around that cobra might have gotten a kitten/cat because of a sound during his food review
around 5:25 into the video there is a meow

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I have eaten my words many times before but here goes. Cats are the easiest animals to take care of. If they want food they'll tell you, if they don't like the state of their litterbox they'll find something else, if a drunken boglim starts falling on them they're fast and will move out of the way. On top of that it might just be some outdoor cat that Cobes just found which means he's just a source of food.

Maybe it's nice that Cobra has a kitty cat friend is all I'm saying.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Maybe it's nice that Cobra has a kitty cat friend is all I'm saying.

Jorp also killed mrs. green by blowing a cloud of weed smoke at it and did similar things to Puff because he thought his pets would enjoy it too. I don't want to find out he's doing the same to a kitten. Can you imagine how much worse the reddit refugees would be if they had proof that cobra was an animal abuser?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Jorp also killed mrs. green by blowing a cloud of weed smoke at it and did similar things to Puff because he thought his pets would enjoy it too. I don't want to find out he's doing the same to a kitten. Can you imagine how much worse the reddit refugees would be if they had proof that cobra was an animal abuser?

God damn it... he also kept feeding weed to Clint's dog after he was told not to...

I was just trying not to ruin my Friday, trole.

 

['Ole Dente]

I have eaten my words many times before but here goes. Cats are the easiest animals to take care of. If they want food they'll tell you, if they don't like the state of their litterbox they'll find something else, if a drunken boglim starts falling on them they're fast and will move out of the way. On top of that it might just be some outdoor cat that Cobes just found which means he's just a source of food.

Maybe it's nice that Cobra has a kitty cat friend is all I'm saying.

Fuck the haters bro I agree, get this boy a kitty cat pronto. He's fucking lonely and he deserves a better pussy than what he's been getting lately. He'll be a good cat dad and Clint will probably buy all the cat shit for him anyway on the reg, if fucking DragonLordFrodo can have a cat and the cat is happy than Cobra can do it.

 

[Chernabog3000]

Not sure if wheover did the community posts understands how trailers and trailer parks work. Its just mostly feral cats running around drinking motor oil and shit. Trailers notoriously shitty insulated so sound is hard to judge even more so with a cat involed. For all we know if cats were living under or around the trailer long before cobes. That's the way of the trailer park. You could just be hearing one of those cats. Witch I think is most likely.

I know cobes he's retarded but usually after the boot comes down he's less retarded. I don't put it past him getting a cat if pets are allowed. But I just don't think that's the case. At most he's letting ferals come and go.

Either way kinda shitty to take this to community posts. With all the recent news with the zoosadists you could be introducing him to a whole new bunch of alogs he dosent deserve. Cobes sucks and does have some ignorance towards caring for animals but he's not in there smashing kitties with hammers and shit. He's blowing smoke at the face of a lizard. Shitty and not condoning it but it really be nothing compared for some of the animal violence feature in this place.

Stupid post I think even if he do got a cat.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Pretty sure that was not cat, but goat that I heard on the video.

 

[bonified retard]

If they want food they'll tell you

Yeah, hes really good at reading animal's body language. Remember when he said he could tell that puff wanted to get stoned because of how it was looking at him?

 

[lezbreal]

You hear kids outside doing somethin later in the vidyer as well, I think its all out of his window

He lives on the main thoroughfare of the trailer park and his open window is like 3 ft from the street.


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[The Cheese Aisle]

The cat noises are probably outside, and just being picked up by the mic.

The cat just wanted a bite of that ’za

It isn't a community happening to hear a cat.

Respectfully, I disagree

 

[anliteralidiot]

It's kitten season, and females in heat are fuckin loud doodz. I'm still standing with it was just outside, and it's stupid to make a community happening over just hearing a cat.

He would've made a video gloating about having one, and how the troles can't stop him.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Maybe it's nice that Cobra has a kitty cat friend is all I'm saying.

smoking around a cat is objectively a dick move and probably the least harmful thing he'd do to one. he would 100% subject it to god knows what foodhackery, genetic mountain dew, weed hits, "mead" and alcohol. when clint told him to stop giving the dog weed he kept doing it anyway because he thought it's funny and he's defended this as recently as a year or two ago. He more or less implied that he was giving Puff basically rotten fruit soaked in "mead". He's literally big Lennie.

He's fine for the occasional times he plays with the Knights' dog but I wouldn't trust him with a cactus let alone a cat.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He's fine for the occasional times he plays with the Knights' dog but I wouldn't trust him with a cactus let alone a cat.

I know it's a reddit thing to say but I think he would hurt an animal. I mean an animal capable of hurting him or knocking over his booze, like a cat or dog. He threatened to punch the family dog just for being excited to see him. Like the cat in the cage that scratched him, he thinks they're sentient and do it because they're trolls and don't like him. He thinks inanimate objects plot against him. Puff was almost the perfect animal for him in that they're hard to kill, often sedentary, and they're extremely docile. Though I don't think him having any animal is a good idea and I'm sure that's why Clint never got him a pet to care for. If he had to have an animal the best thing would be something that can live free range and not have to rely on him for care, so like a wild seagull or something.

 

[anliteralidiot]

like a wild seagull

hell yes, I want him to have just a terrorizing seagull, for him to unleash on the troles as he sees fit

 

[Sicko Hunter]

. Like the cat in the cage that scratched him, he thinks they're sentient and do it because they're trolls and don't like him. He thinks inanimate objects plot against him.

Disagree with the leap of logic you are making here. Cobes Yelling at a lighter or other random thing around him while he's blackout drunk is not the same as him thinking "this thing is literally being controlled by trolls to fuck with me" which is actual schizophrenic delusions. The reason he yells at Siri, or a lighter or a hat is because they embarrassed him in some way and he hates looking stupid because it goes against his gothic bad boy image so he punishes them.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Disagree with the leap of logic you are making here. Cobes Yelling at a lighter or other random thing around him while he's blackout drunk is not the same as him thinking "this thing is literally being controlled by trolls to fuck with me" which is actual schizophrenic delusions. The reason he yells at Siri, or a lighter or a hat is because they embarrassed him in some way and he hates looking stupid because it goes against his gothic bad boy image so he punishes them.

It's not really a leap of logic. What happens when he's black out drunk and the dog knocks over his last cup of booze? What about the "faggot" cat that bit him, what happens when he's black out drunk and it scratches him and hisses because he tried to pick it up or move it off the chair and hurt it by accident? Think he's not going to react?

Like I said, he nearly punched the family dog just for being excited to see him, and he wasn't even drunk. I think he would absolutely hurt an animal, he's a retard who smashes his phone because he's too retarded to turn the ringer volume down or put it in privacy mode. He hallucinates and loses his temper all the time.