Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock2]

Bacon fat AND butter on a $11 USDA-Choice Walmart on-sale steak toobz. Very healthy.

I find it funny that he instantly maxes the heat on the pan to burn the shit out of the butter to make it hit immediate smokepoint. He's probably just too lazy to wait for it to melt and mix with the grease.

He has a yard now doesn't he? Why doesn't he just buy a grill?

He looks a bit uncomfortable with that spatula.

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I guarantee he's gonna pour that grease down his sink.

A true king pours his bacon grease down the toilet

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The worst part of the grease wizard conjuring up dank food hacks is say bye bye to 4k camera footage, we will now view cobes through the Chris Chan PSEYE filter.

 

[Molly Millions]

"Let me use my hand to flip it."

"That's a hot steak, I wouldn't recommend doing it by hand."

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

A true king pours his bacon grease down the toilet

Wouldn't he have to walk to the other side of his clocktrailer? My money's on sink.

 

[Jobama]

"Let me use my hand to flip it."

"That's a hot steak, I wouldn't recommend doing it by hand."

Hey now cobes is master of the dark arts. Something as trivial as a human stove could never affect him.

 

[whogoesthere]

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You know, when he first showed those fucking pants, it actually hurt from laughing so much. The reveal was perfect, and all things after it involving the stupid underpants was perfect.

 

[Shinkai]

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Spat my drink out lmao. I only ever remember the photo of him sat down with his pipe and the holster on

 

[Drive-By Comment]

That diet is more dangerous than his drinking.
Damn I would want to see blood test results of this fella.

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

The AI/gravy and cheese pour made me physically ill looking at.

I wonder what he's going to swallow down once his molars start to go.

Edit: Nevermind. I just got to the plate sipping. Holy FUCK man GET A GODDAMN GRIP
Edit II: jfc he garnished with a filet of smoked fish. insane

 

[Big Sneed]

That diet is more dangerous than his drinking.
Damn I would want to see blood test results of this fella.
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The Boy truly needs to be studied for science when he dies. A testament to Boglim genetics and their ability to withstand years of abuse and keep going

 

[Racist Parrot]

If he's got mutated genes then he's just like his idol Ozzy.

 

[Fuck sake]

DAMN that toe shot

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I'm never not amused how he doesn't think to put the wand down on a clean space and take a nice hi-res cellphone photo. Haha. His face in all of his wand ads are like spooky NFTs

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

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He Chinee

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’ll give Cobes credit for actually using a pan to cook with instead of the microwave exclusively. It’s at least a step in the right direction.

I guess from what I’ve seen, he’s trying to do a grilled steak topped with caramelized onions and cheese (and lots of bacon bits). For the amount of liquid he had, he needed way more onions to use up that sauce. The salmon on top is a bit much. Then again, he tends to garnish a lot of his food hacks with fish of some variety. So, you know it’s a Cobes video if you see salmon used as garnish.

That being said, this is probably one of the most heart attack inducing meals I’ve seen from him. I do wonder if he gets heartburn immediately upon eating it. He has an industrial level of grease in this food hack.

 

[Umaibae]

Yeah and he got the BUUUUT thing from Isaac Butterfield.

That came from him watching Terrance Popp.

Bacon fat AND butter on a $11 USDA-Choice Walmart on-sale steak toobz. Very healthy.

I like how he called it a $12 steak then a $13 steak. I also like how he bought a $10+ steak and froze it.

I’ll give Cobes credit for actually using a pan to cook with instead of the microwave exclusively. It’s at least a step in the right direction.

The pan is old news. It’s all he used at the old place. This pretty much confirms he’s never gonna use the stove/oven, though.

He called the onions “camerized” lmao.

Also, did anyone notice the beautiful oven hood?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Bidenomics has fucked this country so hard, a cot dang magik juan is 400 fucking dollars

I like the fact you can set up an installment plan to purchase your KingCobraJFS juan.

 

[Bogliacci]

I’ll give Cobes credit for actually using a pan to cook with instead of the microwave exclusively. It’s at least a step in the right direction.

He's been using the electric griddle for years now, I don't think he ever actually used his stove top for anything but boiling his horrid concoctions on occasion. Everything he fries is fried in that electric griddle.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Bacon fat AND butter on a $11 USDA-Choice Walmart on-sale steak toobz. Very healthy.

I find it funny that he instantly maxes the heat on the pan to burn the shit out of the butter to make it hit immediate smokepoint. He's probably just too lazy to wait for it to melt and mix with the grease.

He has a yard now doesn't he? Why doesn't he just buy a grill?

He looks a bit uncomfortable with that spatula.

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I guarantee he's gonna pour that grease down his sink.

Microwaved-cheese, Canned-gravy, an ENTIRE CONTAINER OF BACON BITS, with grease onions Walmart-Steak everyone:

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He's turning into Kingassripper.

"Whaddup, youtoob. We got this fuckin steak and we're gonna drench it in fuckin gravy and dump an entire fuckin thing of bacon bits on it, awwwwwww shit! Gonna go straight to my fuckin gut"

 

[ibeatmywife]

Apparently someone already bought his 400 dollar wand. Insane I hope they use it to prolapse their asshole