Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
there has been multiple instances of people trying to make cobra games. I think there’s only a handful successful. One was a pretty funny rpg

Edit: The rpg was called “Girthbound” and the most I can find of it is the trailer the creator made I fear it might be lost media with the sub dead. Unfortunately there’s an inflation fetish rpg also called “Girthbound” that makes searching for it difficult.

Disregard that I suck cocks the link to mediafire to grab it is in the video description. It’s worth a play it’s really fun if you’re into that kind of thing. I won’t spoil it but you can “ride bike” in the overworld and it’s incredible. Also the spells you use and party members you recruit 10/10 chef’s kiss
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Dude I loved when people would make 3D versions of his apartment. Multiple people on the sub made really detailed well done renderings of his place and it's all gone now. It sucks so bad.
 
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I've been lurking in the various Cobra communities for several years now, and the one thing everyone, even the sickos and alogs want, is for him to actually explore the world around him. I had hoped that being in such close proximity to other people when he goes outside in a trailer park would spark something, but it looks like that isn't even working. I want I ride bike back. :(
 
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Whatisgoingon said:
I've been lurking in the various Cobra communities for several years now, and the one thing everyone, even the sickos and alogs want, is for him to actually explore the world around him. I had hoped that being in such close proximity to other people when he goes outside in a trailer park would spark something, but it looks like that isn't even working. I want I ride bike back. :(
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He's the most funny when he's trying to maneuver through the wide world of Casper. Watching him hilariously bungle up stuff is great, hearing tales of his interactions through his retard filter was always a good time. However now he's banned from half of Casper and he really doesn't need to go out anywhere now that he's figured out food delivery and how to make a living off of online donations. He can sit in his trailer and get booze and $12 worth of fast food marked up to $30 whenever he wants.
 
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Jobama said:
The worst thing about boglim isn't that he's an obnoxious a-log or that he is arguably stealing Josh's content but that he's now either so impatient or so view hungry that he's started to upload Josh's cooking videos in two parts instead of waiting for to finish them to upload the whole thing.
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Agreed. He is also making almost every video ~10 minutes now to try to capitalize on his channel. Try turning off sponsorblock/adblock and look at how many ads are on his fucking videos. I think that he'll get a mass-report for DMCA very soon- especially if cobes talks shit about him. Don't get me wrong, I watch almost every Boglim video because he condenses Cobes' 8 hour streams into sterile, 10 minute, no bullshit videos- but if he's getting this greedy something will probably be done by alogs. inb4 call-to-arms, I'm not suggesting it, merely stating that it's inevitable.

Also is this a framed picture of Ozzy?
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BC is definitely making bank off the boy he was also in the discord for a day and straight up admitted he hated when the boy wasn't producing content because he can't make any shekels. When josh isnt producing content or going live all the people who re upload his stuff get all pissy because it forces them to use old content. The thing is so many people either hate josh or think he's such a disgusting bastard that they don't wanna watch his channel and give him the clicks or views so they flock to places like BCs channel.

I'm honestly kind of shocked someone like clint didn't step in and offer to become like a part time editor for josh behind the scenes I know he's said youtube is Josh's thing but it still could be and he could edit together clip videos for people who want to watch Josh's content but don't want to sit through the full length video or live. Would drive atleast some of that traffic back to Josh's channel.
 
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ResignedCustodes said:
I honestly wonder how he'd react if a few people got together and whipped something up in RPGMaker or some shit. Hopefully as a tribute but he might put it down to trolls.

Vocalising the negative intrusive thoughts won't help, better not get some therapy BOY! (Yeah, I know. Never ever)
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I think someone yonks ago already did make some kinda kingcobra RPG. I'll have to try find it

Edit: I'm a Late fag
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
BC is definitely making bank off the boy he was also in the discord for a day and straight up admitted he hated when the boy wasn't producing content because he can't make any shekels. When josh isnt producing content or going live all the people who re upload his stuff get all pissy because it forces them to use old content. The thing is so many people either hate josh or think he's such a disgusting bastard that they don't wanna watch his channel and give him the clicks or views so they flock to places like BCs channel.

I'm honestly kind of shocked someone like clint didn't step in and offer to become like a part time editor for josh behind the scenes I know he's said youtube is Josh's thing but it still could be and he could edit together clip videos for people who want to watch Josh's content but don't want to sit through the full length video or live. Would drive atleast some of that traffic back to Josh's channel.
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What sucks about Boglim being a faggot is that there's still a genuine utility in his videos. Most people (including me) aren't going to sit through his hour and half unedited cooking videos or his 3 hour long livestreams. I wish that someone else could step up and be a clip channel now that Bitsize has moved on to making documentaries.
 
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ClothedandSobbing said:
I'm honestly kind of shocked someone like clint didn't step in and offer to become like a part time editor for josh behind the scenes
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Clint saying that YouTube is Josh’s thing is a cope for the other tin pot theatre buddies in Casper. I’m of the belief that Cobes learned his leap of faith coping behaviour from Papa himself. He got the Boglim from the mother and the deluded creative cope from the father.
 
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Jobama said:
What sucks about Boglim being a faggot is that there's still a genuine utility in his videos. Most people (including me) aren't going to sit through his hour and half unedited cooking videos or his 3 hour long livestreams. I wish that someone else could step up and be a clip channel now that Bitsize has moved on to making documentaries.
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I've used BogChron to get caught up to speed on stuff all the time. Honestly some of them have some really funny comments or titles too, like "Blackout Drunk Before Noon on a Wednesday" or the one where Cobra talks about how he got suspended for fighting in the wimpiest voice possible and the chat comment is 'lmao okay'.

It's kind of like the Subreddit - yeah there was a lot of BS and retarded alogging especially towards the end, but it was also a goldmine of original Cobra content and memes.
 
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Agreed. He is also making almost every video ~10 minutes now to try to capitalize on his channel. Try turning off sponsorblock/adblock and look at how many ads are on his fucking videos. I think that he'll get a mass-report for DMCA very soon- especially if cobes talks shit about him. Don't get me wrong, I watch almost every Boglim video because he condenses Cobes' 8 hour streams into sterile, 10 minute, no bullshit videos- but if he's getting this greedy something will probably be done by alogs. inb4 call-to-arms, I'm not suggesting it, merely stating that it's inevitable.

Also is this a framed picture of Ozzy?
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Pretty sure that must be the signed pic of Ozzy his stepmom got him for Christmas. It was a big part of why he felt so guilty for fucking up the family Christmas because he was given a thoughtful gift and he still ended up getting confrontational with everybody and forced to leave.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
I don't think Clint is just waiting for him to die. I think after 25 years straight of Josh rejecting all help he has basically just accepted he is going to do what he wants to do. No one can make Josh take medication or see a doctor. Clint can'

Only the true boglim can pull it from it's stone.



Cobra is gaining weight because his liver is unable to process the alcohol he is drinking. The liver instead creates or dispenses something called ascetic fluid. This fluid fills a person's abdomen as it grows, anyone with a round belly that pokes out with fat hanging off of it is likely not simply fat, but also an alcoholic. One of the side effects of drinking every day, all day, is that the ascetic fluid in the abdomen depress organs including the stomach and lungs, making you feel 'full' and unable to take deep breaths. He doesn't eat much because the ascetic fluid in his abdomen is making his stomach feel small or bloated and making bouts of hunger more bipolar. If he hasn't drank for 2 days, he will get ravenously hungry. If he keeps drinking, he will be less and less hungry until he routinely goes 3-14 days without eating food, just drinking. Also, I'm not disagreeing, I'm hopefully just explaining why alcoholics do what they do.

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Obviously the ascites sufferer on the left is far beyond Josh, but it explains the weight gain, gourd head and swollen face.

t. recovering alcoholic

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His arms and legs will begin to get more and more skinny and he will try to hide it, watch his forearms and his calves. This sounds schizo, but you will see.
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Informative post for non-drinkers. I drank heavily for 5 years reaching a nightly habit of 8-12 beers and I probably consumed 1,000 calories a day in food on average, less on some days. I was lucky to avoid the bloating since I was young and slim but Cobra is not blessed with such genetics.

It's also not just an appetite/fullness thing... Alcoholics avoid eating to maximize the buzz onset/length from drinking on an empty stomach.

Also congrats on sobriety.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Everyone posting in the KingCobraJFS thread has their own sweet and unsweet teas to struggle with.
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This hit me hard. Hang in there my cool cobras.

Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I've used BogChron to get caught up to speed on stuff all the time. Honestly some of them have some really funny comments or titles too, like "Blackout Drunk Before Noon on a Wednesday" or the one where Cobra talks about how he got suspended for fighting in the wimpiest voice possible and the chat comment is 'lmao okay'.

It's kind of like the Subreddit - yeah there was a lot of BS and retarded alogging especially towards the end, but it was also a goldmine of original Cobra content and memes.
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I can't find a single reactor I actually enjoy, but I enjoy BC for what it is like you said, a way to catch up and condensed and I do like the comments. All the Gorl World reactors are just obnoxious (there seem to be so many of them, but I guess deathfats are boring majority of the time), Willo is a bunch of padded nonsense that will put me to sleep as he comments on the umpteenth bell tower post Josh had on Facebook. Irrelevant clickbait or late to the party. Can't get in MC Smokey, Kiwi or Saturated Content. Tar Man is alright when you're just watching live streams. I guess I just like to take in the cobra content from the tap or condensed with no other bullshit.

I do miss the subreddit at times even though it was full of their own species of retard, if they could just wrangle the alogs I wouldn't mind it.
 
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