Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Grape Garden]

A slow cooker is honestly perfect for him. Put the food hack together, push a button, go back to drinking. He couple pass out all night and it'd be fine on low. I've done that when making chili, put it to go in the evening and let it cook overnight.

No real chance of fires (grease or otherwise) or making a mess either. Could even just make some dank nachos with one of the mini slow cookers that come with a Crock Pot.

I think a slow cooker arc could be the renaissance that Cobes needs. Dang, I didn't even think of nachos, I am doing just basic bitch shit I guess with slow cooking. Dude loves cheese he could make some dank ass fish queso.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I'm sure cobes would be live alot more if his trolls weren't so bad. Probably stresses him out to the point he will now only go live when he needs the money or happens to want to go live which is alot less frequent because of trolls. Also I'm sure in his mind him getting evicted was 100% the trolls fault not jessicas all of that combined makes me think he's just not going to go live like he used to which sucks. He's been getting Doordashes alot apparently even though he isn't going live probably doesn't want to make it any worse.

I wouldn't be surprised if he also wasn't worried about NAL flipping out on him. She started calling during the Facebook live, and he got upset, and even if he doesn't blame her for the eviction, some part of him probably subconsciously knows that she's bad news, so he avoids any public interaction with her.

 

['Ole Dente]

The worst thing about boglim isn't that he's an obnoxious a-log or that he is arguably stealing Josh's content but that he's now either so impatient or so view hungry that he's started to upload Josh's cooking videos in two parts instead of waiting for him to finish them to upload the whole thing.
View attachment 6108622
View attachment 6108624

It is a hard lesson for some people to learn but your favorite YouTube "personalities" are all faggots and there are no exceptions to that rule.

I made it extra big in case other people have problems understanding.

Edit: Sorry for being an asshole, I had a cheeseburger this morning and it made me a grumpy gus. This is a general message and it's not specifically targeted towards you.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I think a slow cooker arc could be the renaissance that Cobes needs. Dang, I didn't even think of nachos, I am doing just basic bitch shit I guess with slow cooking. Dude loves cheese he could make some dank ass fish queso.

Fish queso is kind of redundant, you don't need two kinds of dairy, but that does make it that much more epic of a food hack.

 

[3deadniggers]

He's protecting himself from over zealous trolls while going live enough to keep paying for what he wants. You can't blame him for it, it's the right thing to do if you're trying to minimize the impact Reddit has on your life while still benefiting from it. Josh is dumb, but not so dumb as to not realize what he was doing got him kicked out twice and living in a trailer. If he keeps it up the weens will try to damage his trailer and he doesn't have any protection like he did living in an apartment.

 

[BoglimTeacher]

Better not be drunk making room temperature drink combos, BOY!

I wish he’d go live.

When Jessica shows up he will have to go Live to get funds for to go to Walt and Angies

 

[Shinkai]

If he keeps it up the weens will try to damage his trailer and he doesn't have any protection like he did living in an apartment.

Lmao I'd kill for a boogie incident but with Cobies and his shotgun

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

A slow cooker is honestly perfect for him. Put the food hack together, push a button, go back to drinking. He couple pass out all night and it'd be fine on low. I've done that when making chili, put it to go in the evening and let it cook overnight.

No real chance of fires (grease or otherwise) or making a mess either. Could even just make some dank nachos with one of the mini slow cookers that come with a Crock Pot.

Just curious. What's the point of cooking it for so long? I know meat gets more tender when you slow cook it, like a briscuit. Does it accentuate the flavor of the chili?

 

[grand larsony]

It is a hard lesson for some people to learn but your favorite YouTube "personalities" are all faggots and there are no exceptions to that rule.

I made it extra big in case other people have problems understanding.

It's been very disappointing watching SmokeyMcC and Kiwi Tapes go down poo-touching moralfagging route the last few months. I'd love for their to be a lolcow updates channel where the owners were just chill observers and stayed that way indefinitely. It is what it is toobz

 

[Senegalese POW]

 

[007Eleven]

It's been very disappointing watching SmokeyMcC and Kiwi Tapes go down poo-touching moralfagging route the last few months. I'd love for their to be a lolcow updates channel where the owners were just chill observers and stayed that way indefinitely. It is what it is toobz

I miss Dank Net.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Lmao I'd kill for a boogie incident but with Cobies and his shotgun

I thought it was broke? Could have sworn someone on here said the firing pin was broke/missing. He ever get his cap gun back from the cops?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Just curious. What's the point of cooking it for so long? I know meat gets more tender when you slow cook it, like a briscuit. Does it accentuate the flavor of the chili?

It does, there's a few pieces involved. The slow cooker operates at a temperature just around the boiling point of water, so it takes a lot longer for flavors to develop and emerge from the aromatics/vegetables as well as cook the raw ingredients you put in. It also keeps it from overcooking in most cases so you can put it to go when it's convenient for later.

You have the added benefit that absolutely none of those flavors are lost and are gradually blended in the chili. Everything you put in the pot is there when it's done.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

It does, there's a few pieces involved. The slow cooker operates at a temperature just around the boiling point of water, so it takes a lot longer for flavors to develop and emerge from the aromatics/vegetables as well as cook the raw ingredients you put in. It also keeps it from overcooking in most cases so you can put it to go when it's convenient for later.

You have the added benefit that absolutely none of those flavors are lost and are gradually blended in the chili. Everything you put in the pot is there when it's done.

Sooooo, I need to buy a slow cooker now. Done derailing thread now. Thank for for the information.

 

[JambledUpWords]

It does, there's a few pieces involved. The slow cooker operates at a temperature just around the boiling point of water, so it takes a lot longer for flavors to develop and emerge from the aromatics/vegetables as well as cook the raw ingredients you put in. It also keeps it from overcooking in most cases so you can put it to go when it's convenient for later.

You have the added benefit that absolutely none of those flavors are lost and are gradually blended in the chili. Everything you put in the pot is there when it's done.

Crock pots are genuinely idiot proof, as far as cooking goes. You can still make bad recipes in them, but you won’t have to worry about starting a fire accidentally, and everything is cooked thoroughly. I’d be horrified to see Cobes try to use a pressure cooker though.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

If he keeps it up the weens will try to damage his trailer and he doesn't have any protection like he did living in an apartment.

If anything he has more protection, Terrace homes is pretty adamant about keeping their trailer park less trashy than the others in Casper and cater to seniors and families with the community events. However my point is that they have cameras on the entrances so if anyone came to fuck with Cobes they would definitely be caught.

Also I noticed while looking at the place that there's a Casper shuttle that Cobes can ride for free with his tugboat. He gets a certain number of trips per month for free, and they pick him up at his door. Trips to a medical appointment are free and don't count towards his trips for the month and if he went over his allowed free trips it would only cost 2$ USD. We will never again see him ride bike regardless of the weather permittance.

 

[007Eleven]

We will never again see him ride bike regardless of the weather permittance.
View attachment 6114477

Bike riding was his only exercise, prepare for further bloatmaxxing.

 

[Bogliacci]

I thought it was broke? Could have sworn someone on here said the firing pin was broke/missing. He ever get his cap gun back from the cops?

The shotgun being broken was years ago at this point, he paid more to get it fixed than he bought it for. He may or may not still have it, after he loaded it drunk on stream awhile back it hasn't made another appearance.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The shotgun being broken was years ago at this point, he paid more to get it fixed than he bought it for. He may or may not still have it, after he loaded it drunk on stream awhile back it hasn't made another appearance.

Yea he was very close to killing himself than at any other time in his life, one drunken slip and boom he's be lucky to just get a shock and blowing out his ear drums and even kill himself was on the table.

I mean that revolver he had was taken off him in short order because you just know clint though he's from one edge lord suicide pose away from him blowing his own brains out was a sure thing.

 

['Ole Dente]

It's been very disappointing watching SmokeyMcC and Kiwi Tapes go down poo-touching moralfagging route the last few months.

Everyone one of them is like that, I actually have some respect for those two because at least they're honest about it. You can deal with someone who's honest, what you can't deal with is or respect is someone who pretends to be innocent and meticulously hides all their pozloading my neghole, those people are serpents in the garden my friend and you should boot-fuck them to death as soon as you see them.