Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Roasted Garlic Autistrian Cheese


i love you cobes

i know this is from 3 days ago but there were no search results for Autistrian Cheese and i felt a compulsion to document my current favourite addition to the English language
 
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By the way, i don't know if anyone saw the latest Josh saga.... but he was e begging for ingredients for a food hack. there's nothing to be jealous of there. With most lolcows i would say my fascination is the same as those assholes in the movie Dinner For Schmucks, but with Josh i actually like the dude. Shit, he likes Ozzy Osbourne, nothing wrong with that!
 
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StevalKineval said:
By the way, i don't know if anyone saw the latest Josh saga.... but he was e begging for ingredients for a food hack. there's nothing to be jealous of there. With most lolcows i would say my fascination is the same as those assholes in the movie Dinner For Schmucks, but with Josh i actually like the dude. Shit, he likes Ozzy Osbourne, nothing wrong with that!
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To be fair if he didn't fucking waste it all stupidly he'd be ok for food and ingredients but that's not how alcoholics work. Or regards for that matter
 
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Al Dente Alighieri said:
He's still got the shotgun, it's functional he just doesn't bring it on stream anymore for pretty obvious reasons. He's an irresponsible gun owner when he drinks and people have called the police on him when he does, which they should. They might have inadvertently saved his life while in the process of trying to get him in trouble.
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He is an irresponsible gun owner when/if he is sober and only has it because it fits the meme of being a man he desperately clings to. We have no recent information if it is still functional or if he even has the correct ammo for it. Clint taking away his ammo but leaving the shotgun in his possession satisfies Kingcobrajfs' meme of what a Man is.
Sicko Hunter said:
I think if you sell a firearm to someone as obviously mentally disabled as Cobra you should probably go to jail or lose your firearm license or something.. I wouldn't trust the man with a sharp knife let alone a shotgun.
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Likely procured from a Pawnshop and they generally give no fucks especially when they gouged him on the price. It would be kind of dank to see the form filled out for the purchase since it would be pretty obvious or not if it was completed by Kingcobrajfs or by someone else.
 
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Drive-By Comment said:
Well he does brag with "2 inch girth".
That just might be accurate measurement instead of calling width as girth.
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That would mean GirthKingCobra has a penis 6.28 inches in circumference, which seems unlikely.

UncommonParlence said:
You sure it's not the 30% viking? Like, 23andme literally said "80% British, 30%viking, BOY!"
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The Vikings definitely made dank meads all the time. Just think of the food hacks possible raiding everyone from Muslims in Sicily to savage barbarians in Scotland.

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