Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Wasn't "Viking" like a title or something? Weren't the Vikings mostly fishermen and the meme of vikings we have are bullshit?

I think so just like Norman comes from Norse. It was mostly driven by climate change, it got a lot colder in Scandinavia starting in the 3rd century AD.

Back during Roman times, you could grow wine grapes in Scandinavia.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

That would mean GirthKingCobra has a penis 6.28 inches in circumference, which seems unlikely.

Well yes. Girth is circumference. 2 inches. Average man's finger.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Wasn't "Viking" like a title or something? Weren't the Vikings mostly fishermen and the meme of vikings we have are bullshit?

Pretty much, the "Vikings" we have our meme from are from a small subset that where essentially pirates an raiders, once they settled down or came intentionality to settle they got called "The Danes, it was mostly Church an Norman propaganda that formed the idea of them for a long time and its only in the last 10 - 20 years a better awareness of what they where really like as a people / culture.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Well yes. Girth is circumference. 2 inches. Average man's finger.

See, I thought he meant two inches thick, i.e. the diameter is two inches.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Wasn't "Viking" like a title or something? Weren't the Vikings mostly fishermen and the meme of vikings we have are bullshit?

Viking is a verb, like fishing. So to go viking means you go raid some monasteries and murder some serfs. How prevalent it was amongst the Norse is debatable. Needless to say there were enough to raid Ireland, Scotland, and "English" principalities as well as seige Paris.

 

[Grape Garden]

I’d be horrified to see Cobes try to use a pressure cooker though.

That would be horrifying, I'm even terrified to use one.

In other news, apparently someone ordered a Cameo from Cobes and it was 7 seconds long and didn't say entirely what the customer had requested, he can't even fill wand orders so why am I surprised he can fart into Cameo for 7 seconds and give someone what they want. They went to post on his FB asking about it and NAL, in typical bog hag fashion began to attack the customer and post their photos and FB link on her FB calling them out for really just wanting to get what they paid for. Cameo about to be lost for him too thanks to NAL. Was his Cameos always 50$? I swore they were like 35$. With 45 orders delivered with reviews so far, quite a few of them complain either it was missing stuff or didn't even follow any of the directions. Not sure what the keep is for Cameo when he does them, and videos cost more the longer or more he has made quite a stack from Cameo.
Details on the community page from JM:

https://www.youtube.com/@jessicamessicaYT/community

https://www.cameo.com/kingcobrajfs666420

(Magic practitioner lol)

 

[ash_clown]

So, a little late on this, but I'm watching his latest steak cooking video and goddamn... I'm watching this boglim manhandle his steak with zero regard for cross contamination wiping his raw steak hands on his shirt and touching his face/adjusting his glasses.

How, just how, is this boglim not in serious medical emergencies on the reg?? Circle of protection on our boy doods

Also, if teotwawki ever happens DO NOT CANNIBALIZE THIS BOGLIM EVEN AS A LAST RESORT, guaranteed trichinosis toobs

TMDNWU

Edit: I just realized he's not using the gas stove, I guess Josh and his daddy agreed that's a no go... what a retard

 

[funscape]

So, a little late on this, but I'm watching his latest steak cooking video and goddamn... I'm watching this boglim manhandle his steak with zero regard for cross contamination wiping his raw steak hands on his shirt and touching his face/adjusting his glasses.

How, just how, is this boglim not in serious medical emergencies on the reg?? Circle of protection on our boy doods

Also, if teotwawki ever happens DO NOT CANNIBALIZE THIS BOGLIM EVEN AS A LAST RESORT, guaranteed trichinosis toobs

TMDNWU

Edit: I just realized he's not using the gas stove, I guess Josh and his daddy agreed that's a no go... what a retard

To be fair, raw beef steak is probably the safest option for Cobes. At least it's not chicken or ground meat which has high risk of foodborne illness.

 

[ash_clown]

To be fair, raw beef steak is probably the safest option for Cobes. At least it's not chicken or ground meat which has high risk of foodborne illness.

I'm just thinking how he would treat chicken and his dank boneless pork ribs the same way doodt

His gut biome must be gnarly to have never had a serious health problem(that we know of)

I think it's been said before, he needs to be studied

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

How, just how, is this boglim not in serious medical emergencies on the reg?? Circle of protection on our boy doods

There's some consensus that between his diet and alcoholism he's been effectively shitting pure jet fuel for years, and just treats it as normal. And then there's also the (albeit more frequent in the past) random bouts of vomiting he'll allow to accumulate on the floor.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

There's some consensus that between his diet and alcoholism he's been effectively shitting pure jet fuel for years, and just treats it as normal. And then there's also the (albeit more frequent in the past) random bouts of vomiting he'll allow to accumulate on the floor.

 

[North Oakland Avenue]

There's some consensus that between his diet and alcoholism he's been effectively shitting pure jet fuel for years

When I get really dehydrated from a drinking binge my body tends to hold onto a lot of water until it finally doesn't and I then have waterfall shits for a day. With the length and frequency in which Cobez pounds the booze, how little he eats on his binge drinking days, and the absolute state of his kidneys/liver- one can only imagine that he's shitting pure foamy water and rabbit pellets at this point.

This is a big reason why alcoholics have an insanely high risk of GI/butt cancer:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7383256/

The WHO stated that alcohol caused more than 3 million deaths each year (5.3% of all deaths worldwide), and that about 13% of those were due to cancers

 

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How, just how, is this boglim not in serious medical emergencies on the reg?

He probably is, just won't get it checked.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

There's some consensus that between his diet and alcoholism he's been effectively shitting pure jet fuel for years, and just treats it as normal. And then there's also the (albeit more frequent in the past) random bouts of vomiting he'll allow to accumulate on the floor.

Probably has some serious zinc deficiency from all of it, loss of appetite, diarrhea and hair loss are three major symptoms.

Better not use Flintstones gummies in your next mead, BOY.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Once he gets pancreatitis or gallstones from drinking we will know. Those are things he won't be able to hide from or avoid the doctors.

 

[bonified retard]

Pretty sure he's feeling worse than normal lately, and this new obsession with body armor is a retarded form of self medication to him.

 

[hoodratt]

There's some consensus that between his diet and alcoholism he's been effectively shitting pure jet fuel for years, and just treats it as normal. And then there's also the (albeit more frequent in the past) random bouts of vomiting he'll allow to accumulate on the floor.

I completely believe hasn't had a normal shit in years, the old photo of his toilet that was floating around made me think there isn't much solids going into it.

 

[anliteralidiot]

When I get really dehydrated from a drinking binge my body tends to hold onto a lot of water until it finally doesn't and I then have waterfall shits for a day. With the length and frequency in which Cobez pounds the booze, how little he eats on his binge drinking days, and the absolute state of his kidneys/liver- one can only imagine that he's shitting pure foamy water and rabbit pellets at this point.

This is a big reason why alcoholics have an insanely high risk of GI/butt cancer:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7383256/

better not get a colonoscopy BOY

 

[Incel Death Note]

Once he gets pancreatitis or gallstones from drinking we will know. Those are things he won't be able to hide from or avoid the doctors.

Pancreatitis will send him to the hospital for a week, no food or liquids, just an IV drip. If Clint has to pay for it I wonder if he'll finally step in. He's also hitting that age where you finally start feeling the effects of aging and drinking. I'm curious how his drinking will develop because there's really only two paths it can take at Josh's age: he takes it easier or it gets far, far worse.

 

[funscape]

better not get a colonoscopy BOY

Cobra is a prime candidate for a colonoscopy. With how he drinks, he's almost certainly had bloody stool by now. Bloodwork and a colonoscopy appointment would be the first thing any half-decent doctor would order for our king. Unfortunately, Josh would never stoop so low to have a probe shoved up his ass. His dignity would suffer too much. The prep work is also a barrier. Boy would have to fast for 24 hours and take laxatives all day.