Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

My favorite Clunt photo is this one:
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...because literally every single element of it works against his message, presumably some progressive feminist empowerment nonsense. If I knew nothing about Clint, I would assume the artist was a far-righter railing against modern degeneracy because everything is so grimy and disgusting, from the floor seemingly covered in filth (actually him overapplying textures) to the mostly hideous "empowered womyn". I'd compare it to what a hypothetical A Wyatt Mann/David Dees collab might look like.

Could Clint secretly be /ourguy/? Imagine him hanging with Boyd Rice in the 80s and listening to rare Death In June EPs when Tanis is away.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
He's not too slowed down and retarded yet, he's not flush with paypigs so he still ventures outside and hallucinates encounters with normal people and he tells lots of stories. During this time he tells so many hilarious tales, some real, some completely imaginary, some a mix of both, but it's top tier cobra content. The best of the best.
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Broke Cobra was best Cobra. His lack of money kept him from being a full on wetbrain drunk and also forced him to leave his apartment if he needed to buy liquor or food because Doordash is spendy as fuck.
 
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Terrorist said:
My favorite Clunt photo is this one:
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...because literally every single element of it works against his message, presumably some progressive feminist empowerment nonsense. If I knew nothing about Clint, I would assume the artist was a far-righter railing against modern degeneracy because everything is so grimy and disgusting, from the floor seemingly covered in filth (actually him overapplying textures) to the mostly hideous "empowered womyn". I'd compare it to what a hypothetical A Wyatt Mann/David Dees collab might look like.

Could Clint secretly be /ourguy/? Imagine him hanging with Boyd Rice in the 80s and listening to rare Death In June EPs when Tanis is away.
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The random Dr.Pepper on the table always cracks me up.
 
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Terrorist said:
My favorite Clunt photo is this one:
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...because literally every single element of it works against his message, presumably some progressive feminist empowerment nonsense. If I knew nothing about Clint, I would assume the artist was a far-righter railing against modern degeneracy because everything is so grimy and disgusting, from the floor seemingly covered in filth (actually him overapplying textures) to the mostly hideous "empowered womyn". I'd compare it to what a hypothetical A Wyatt Mann/David Dees collab might look like.

Could Clint secretly be /ourguy/? Imagine him hanging with Boyd Rice in the 80s and listening to rare Death In June EPs when Tanis is away.
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My fav is third from the right, all wymon are wimmen
 
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Terrorist said:
Could Clint secretly be /ourguy/? Imagine him hanging with Boyd Rice in the 80s and listening to rare Death In June EPs when Tanis is away.
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You turn a corner in the plywood maze looking for the green basement and there's just this huge, full size painting of Hitler on one wall.

No context, no explanation, just Hitler.
 
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Fortyone said:
He's adapting to his new trailer park environment by believing the same retarded obviously fake news stories that other white trash low Iq boomers in the park beleive
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I like to think of him like wildlife that was injured as a baby and raised by someone with good intentions but lacking proper training. After being removed from two apartment complex habitats he's been released into this trailer habitat and is hiding in his shelter responding to click bait Facebook posts like the other inhabitants.

-National Geographic / nature show narrator -

"The semi-domesticated boglim rarely ventures out of his burrow as his unusual diet is obtained for him by well-meaning but misinformed people who provide the nutritionally lacking diet to which he has grown accustomed. Not being forced to forrage on his own has caused this boglim to forget how to interact with his environment and he is seldom seen outside of his trailer burrow. When the female water-hag boglim seeks him out to mate she may be able to briefly coax him outdoors, but because she will agree to mate within his burrow with minimal courtship, the pair remain largely within its confines. After the nuptials the female will attack and often damage both the male and his surroundings, requiring him to relocate to a new burrow. This current trailer burrow is the result a relocation after the female created such commotion in his previous apartment burrow that it had to be abandoned. In the wild the male would instinctively flee, but this semi-domesticated example had to be manually re-homed by his caretaker. Unfortunately the female will eventually search him out again and the caretakers will have to hope the male has learned to better protect his new trailer burrow. A wild boglim would not allow a female into his burrow and would prefer to breed in a nearby motel or park. Alcohol plays a major role in the courtship for all boglims, however a wild boglim will use the female's intoxicated slumber as an opportunity to flee before his partner awakens. This domesticated example does not understand this tactic, much to his detriment.

Next time on Un-Nature, the boglim must choose between the comfort of a day old baconator, or the intrigue of assembling instant potatoes with the random spoils of a doordash order"
 
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Next time on Un-Nature, the boglim must choose between the comfort of a day old baconator, or the intrigue of assembling instant potatoes with the random spoils of a doordash order"
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Doodt, ai David Attenburough bognature channel when? I'm already subbed in my head. This must become a reality. I can already see the the clips of Josh at his most animalistic and chimpy accompanying this now.

This post is already golden but it'd be ALL the skin off my shoes to make this a reality. Lmao. Good shit cobrother or cobesister. Good shite.
 
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