Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

I vaguely recall that it was canceled quite a long time ago, I could be wrong but I have a memory of troles celebrating when they dropped him months ago.

It was canceled at one point, but eventually came back at a lower discount (i want to say 15%). Somebody on the sub posted this screencap of a 2% discount not that long ago. They've definitely been making adjustments to his discount.

It was an affiliate link that anyone can really apply for and get easily. It hadn't worked for a while, I want to say around the tail end of him living at his Center Street apartment because I can remember a DTTS telling him that Bond doesn't even sponsor him anymore.

Yeah, he signed up via their affiliate program. I was confusing the commission rate with the discount rate. I have no clue whether they've adjusted his commission rate, but I do know they've progressively lowered his discount code. This is another thing that was being tracked on the sub that's unfortunately gone now.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Bogodus 35: Clint then rebuked the Boglim, and fpake thus. "Thine landlord hath told me thine lease is terminated and thou must depart, as thou inflicted grievous damage upon this dwelling-place, in the amount of fix-thoufand dollars."

The Boglim was incenfed, and verily did the walls fhake with his anger. "That is bullfhit! There is no way I caufed fix-thousand dollars worth of damage to this dwelling!"

And so sayeth the boglord. Sky god hath begat prodigal nipples. Nipples hath begat abomination the dark lord Cobratin and his son Cobrero. And thus Cobratin so spake "verily sickos become fucketh and lost be the trolleth. Yay though the anonymous texters birth acts of sickening virulence, damn them lord Satan, damn them to the lowest most forsaketh pits of hell where bogwitch do abide" sky God be'eth on some fucketh shit but great lord Ozzy shall abideth. Fucketh iron maiden for truly they consist of punketh bitches whom shall possess asses surely to be kicked by the goth lord Cobrero son of Cobratin son of Nipples begat of Satan his selfth. Thatus isus whutus uupis.
A Ma'am

 

[IsaacShraeder]

People say he eats burgers like an apple but really he does it more like a watermelon

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

People say he eats burgers like an apple but really he does it more like a watermelon

Watermelon grip with 2 hands and apple grip with 1 hand.

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't even know Tactical Soap existed before Cobra. Not that I'd buy it but still, publicity is publicity.

Really, maybe you get some purchases from weirdos but if I learn about something from some greasy mental retard, who looks like he never even uses soap, and he's shilling soap, if I'm a normie I'm not buying that shit even ironically. Especially when it's fucking $10 a bar? Dafuq?

And it claims to have pheromones even though there's no evidence humans even have pheromones or even the means to detect them (our organ for it is vestigial and does nothing). Dr. Bronner's Schizopost Soap should be good enough for anyone.

 

[Shinkai]

I'm more of a Dove Orignal Beauty Bar kinda man myself. Fuck sickos.

All in one gel myself, shampoo conditioner and balls all in one

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

All in one gel myself, shampoo conditioner and balls all in one

Ice cold water and steel wool is all a boy like me needs, I tell ya.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cobes does believe in aliens. He even claims to have seen a UFO. He also believes in bigfoot. Clandestine government operations probably bore the boy but tell him there's a big monkey man walking around out there and he's on board "Hehe yeeesth, dood I'd smoke a joint with Bigfoot"

"Darf, there's a samsquantch right outside my fuckin' door, he's trying to get into my trailer"
"Don't scare 'em, Josh, those fuckers are worth a lot of money"

Then he and Darf beat the shit out it with pipes and a bat but it's actually Clint.

 

[biggacracka]

"Darf, there's a samsquantch right outside my fuckin' door, he's trying to get into my trailer"
"Don't scare 'em, Josh, those fuckers are worth a lot of money"

Then he and Darf beat the shit out it with pipes and a bat but it's actually Clint.

Make it so the samsquantch is homeboy scotty and we got a deal

 

[JambledUpWords]

Maverick 3 Solid Cologne Booster (2-pack) $18.62
God of War Beard oil - $37.95
Bond Pheromone infused Deodorant $29.95
Bond Body Butter $29.95
Bond Soap x 3 $35.85
Maverick x 3 $35.85
Bond #3 x 3 $35.85
So $224 on fucking soap

Out of all the human beings on planet Earth it is still bewildering to me that Josh loves this soap stuff so much and looks like he smells like an unwashed asshole but instead must stink like a perfumed dandy.
However he does wear the same shirt for 35 days that must smell like a piss soaked gym towel at the bottom of a locker which probably cancels it out.

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Only Cobes could spend this amount on hygiene products, but still look like he hasn’t showered in weeks. He’s the equivalent of a middle schooler that thinks “showering” in Axe body spray after gym class will counteract the smell.

Also, I don’t get why he insists on Bond being his favorite of the bar soaps. From product reviews I’ve read, the biggest complaint I hear is that Bond will make your bathtub/shower look dirty fast. Not that I think he really cleans, but to everyone else who isn’t a boglim, it’s an annoyance.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He’s the equivalent of a middle schooler that thinks “showering” in Axe body spray after gym class will counteract the smell.

Or a tomgirl.

Also, I don’t get why he insists on Bond being his favorite of the bar soaps.

I think either he just likes the scent the most, or it's the first one he tried and he has an extreme aversion to change. Probably nothing more complicated than that.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Or a tomgirl.


I think either he just likes the scent the most, or it's the first one he tried and he has an extreme aversion to change. Probably nothing more complicated than that.

Its because its black, the most gof color.

 

[bonified retard]

Also, I don’t get why he insists on Bond being his favorite of the bar soaps. From product reviews I’ve read, the biggest complaint I hear is that Bond will make your bathtub/shower look dirty fast.

1.) Bond is black (goth as fuck).
2.) He doesn't shower, he dry rubs the soap on his clothes (also black, also goth as fuck).

Still makes me chuckle everytime he talks about "wearing" his soap.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Its because its black, the most gof color.

So it makes the entire bathtub look like his head and upper body in the hair dye before Wendy's incident.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Bogritos are out and pinwheels are in. And in true boglim fashion, part 2 got uploaded first and he used too many ingredients.

Spoiler: We haven't seen a cursed camera angle like this in a long time

 

[Molly Millions]

I assumed he was uploading them as he goes but he seems to have exceeded our low expectations yet again

 

[Nichlaos Gerson]

making pinwheels part one

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[hoodratt]

The boy is sweatin up a storm in that trailer, I don't know if it is confirmed that he doesn't have air conditioner or at least a swamp cooler. That's gotta be rough during heatwaves.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The boy is sweatin up a storm in that trailer, I don't know if it is confirmed that he doesn't have air conditioner or at least a swamp cooler. That's gotta be rough during heatwaves.

Installing a swamp cooler would just summon the hag.

 

[Molly Millions]

The BOY could go to Walmart and get himself a $144 window unit but he has more important things to spend his money on