Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ibeatmywife]

I can’t even begin to imagine how much that place must reek with his sweaty unwashed ass parading around the trailer in those stanky clothes on top of the fermenting jugs and terrible cooking.

Didn't you get the memo that everyone whose met Josh swears him and his dwellings don't smell. Contrary to popular belief the man who does not shower or change his clothes and has a mouth full of rotting teeth he doesn't brush smells just fine and you guys should stop bullying an autistic dood

 

[biggacracka]

Didn't you get the memo that everyone whose met Josh swears him and his dwellings don't smell. Contrary to popular belief the man who does not shower or change his clothes and has a mouth full of rotting teeth he doesn't brush smells just fine and you guys should stop bullying an autistic dood

One possible explanation is that smells cancel each others, if this is true (which I still doubt but I keep an open mind), like three stooges syndrome but for smells

 

[ibeatmywife]

One possible explanation is that smells cancel each others, if this is true (which I still doubt but I keep an open mind), like three stooges syndrome but for smells

I considered something like that maybe it's because when you first are in a totally new environment like that it would take a little bit to acclimate maybe they simply dont stay long enough to realize the "musty" smell they all mentioned is actually wet dog mixed with rotten milk. In all truth I think everyone just lies about it so josh doesn't get offended and cut contact with them completely.

 

[Shinkai]

One possible explanation is that smells cancel each others, if this is true (which I still doubt but I keep an open mind), like three stooges syndrome but for smells

Like Mr Burns being immune to disease because they all can't get through lmao

 

[BoglimTeacher]

The boy is sweatin up a storm in that trailer, I don't know if it is confirmed that he doesn't have air conditioner or at least a swamp cooler. That's gotta be rough during heatwaves.

It has AC but much like he was too regarded to turn on the apartment heat to avoid killing puff he is too regarded to turn on the AC to stop sweating indoors. He could be livin that boglim rockstar life smoking indoors with the ac cranked but i digress

 

[Aiōn]

So it makes the entire bathtub look like his head and upper body in the hair dye before Wendy's incident.

A Black Sab-bath

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

More sunoposting. I copied the entire Wiki's contents into Claude and asked it to write a long ass rock ballad covering Cobra's whole life and it gave me the lyrics for this.
Thanks again to everyone who has contributed to the wiki. Total word count is now 41,900. In single-spaced 12pt Arial, that's 93 pages. Literally enough to fill a book lol and still so much more to cover!
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Someone should make a music video to go with this gothic masterpiece.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does Jawshie drink his beer warm? We know he has teeth sensitivity and he has been pulling Busch Light cans (back in season toobz) right from the case in the past few videos.

I really hate the fact you called him that, it gave me flashbacks and now I can hear it in my head.

Poor Cobes, what a major league fuckup that was.

 

['Ole Dente]

I considered something like that maybe it's because when you first are in a totally new environment like that it would take a little bit to acclimate maybe they simply dont stay long enough to realize the "musty" smell they all mentioned is actually wet dog mixed with rotten milk. In all truth I think everyone just lies about it so josh doesn't get offended and cut contact with them completely.

he smells like BOND you heroin addict

jesus christ you trols are something else, you cant even get that right. He says every day women compliment his sexy smell and it just goes right over your heads. Typical trol.

 

[biggacracka]

New drink combo, doodz

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Is it just me or does he looks like he is missing one canine/cuspids tooth?

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[rexxon_tillerson]

yeah looks like a canine is going as well.

man being a goth badboy definitely has its price

 

[JambledUpWords]

New drink combo, doodz

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Is it just me or does he looks like he is missing one canine/cuspids tooth?
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That’s one cursed drink combo. Monster + beer + ice cream =

I know simplicity isn’t his thing, but he really could’ve just made a root beer float spiked with a shot of rum in it. He decided a peanut butter, coffee, and chocolate combo was better. His drink combos are like a person you know that struggles with math, and ends up being slightly off every single time. You can tell some of the logical process is there (spiked root beer floats are a thing), but then it’s just given too much approximation and improvisation, hence the odd flavor combinations. Coffee + chocolate = pretty normal combination. Coffee + chocolate + peanut butter = gross, just pick 2 out of the 3, but not all 3 at once.

 

[funscape]

New drink combo, doodz

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Is it just me or does he looks like he is missing one canine/cuspids tooth?
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Boy managed to make a 1,000 calorie death cocktail. I am afraid to count the sugar in this thing.

About 1 cup of Reese's ice cream: 300 calories

3 x 1.5 oz of Screwball peanut butter whiskey: 398 calories

4 oz Chi Chi's Mexican mudslide: 230 calories

2 oz of Monster Java Loca Mocha: 100 calories



Total calories: ~1078 calories

 

[Big Nasty]

Listen in awe and you'll hear him
Fart at the moon

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New drink combo, doodz

Spoiler: NSFL - Teeth responce

Is it just me or does he looks like he is missing one canine/cuspids tooth?
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Canine cuthpids haha yesssssth. They're crumbling before our very eyes. His lisp is getting so much worse too and he has to be in constant pain.

 

[fuckthepopulation]

New drink combo, doodz

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Is it just me or does he looks like he is missing one canine/cuspids tooth?
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There is a popular saying on the internet:

"Look what no pussy does to a mf"

This is like the opposite of that. Cobes finally broke the dry spell and now he's like a shell of himself. The lights are on but he's just going through the motions. Dude looks miserable.

 

[Shinkai]

There is a popular saying on the internet:

"Look what no pussy does to a mf"

This is like the opposite of that. Cobes finally broke the dry spell and now he's like a shell of himself. The lights are on but he's just going through the motions. Dude looks miserable.

The dry spell shattered but the Gypsy curse from the hag replaced it

 

[semitooth]

looks like they fell apart almost instantly lmfao

 

[idkcumiguess]

looks like they fell apart almost instantly lmfao

With how over filled they were, there was no hope in them holding together.

 

[Slim Boglim]

looks like they fell apart almost instantly lmfao

“These pinwheels were sitting in the fridge for a couple days so they ended up getting nice and solid.” Did he not make them last night? Also I was wondering why he procrastinated eating besides the obvious explanation being boglim’s razor and

I have a new theory. I once had a roommate that was a huge stoner and he had a habit of smoking weed before he ate. When he was broke and couldn’t smoke or didn’t have weed he wouldn’t eat until the next time he smoked. It wasn’t a conscious decision either, he didn’t notice until we pointed it out. Whenever we made food and offered it to him and he didn’t have weed to smoke he’d say he wasn’t hungry and when we asked if he ate anything that day he’d shrug and say no cause he wasn’t hungry. Then, next time he got weed or somebody smoked him up (which to be fair wouldn’t be a long stretch of time maybe a day or two at most) he’d gorge himself.

I can’t believe I never made the connection until now but maybe Josh has a similar habit. Gets high before he eats cause it make food more pleasurable, does that enough that it becomes a habit and conditions his body that weed = time to eat, and subsequently conditions it that no weed = not time to eat